Jarod Kintz's Blog / en-US Sat, 23 Mar 2019 04:44:21 -0700 60 Jarod Kintz's Blog / 144 41 /images/layout/goodreads_logo_144.jpg /author_blog_posts/9678079-my-coffee-cup-is-empty Sun, 03 Jan 2016 18:41:19 -0800 My coffee cup is empty /author_blog_posts/9678079-my-coffee-cup-is-empty

My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on March, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/8313600-last-kiss Mon, 04 May 2015 08:28:05 -0700 Last Kiss /author_blog_posts/8313600-last-kiss

If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on February, 24 ]]> /author_blog_posts/8159939-microwavable-ice-cream-is-the-future Sun, 05 Apr 2015 15:36:25 -0700 <![CDATA[Microwavable ice cream is the future]]> /author_blog_posts/8159939-microwavable-ice-cream-is-the-future

"Microwavable ice cream is the future" by on

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on March, 15 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7901227-i-wear-gloves Wed, 18 Feb 2015 16:45:53 -0800 I wear gloves /author_blog_posts/7901227-i-wear-gloves

I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on January, 06 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7901215-life Wed, 18 Feb 2015 16:43:00 -0800 Life /author_blog_posts/7901215-life

I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on February, 28 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7771233-concealed-weapon Tue, 27 Jan 2015 18:01:38 -0800 Concealed Weapon /author_blog_posts/7771233-concealed-weapon

A secret is a concealed weapon. So let me tell you I love you before we both get hurt.

� Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1)

posted by Jarod Kintz on February, 04 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7252704-director-of-redundancy Mon, 27 Oct 2014 15:06:25 -0700 Director of Redundancy /author_blog_posts/7252704-director-of-redundancy

I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)


posted by Jarod Kintz on March, 05 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7169106-eyes-like-sunsets Mon, 13 Oct 2014 11:06:04 -0700 Eyes like sunsets /author_blog_posts/7169106-eyes-like-sunsets

She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)


posted by Jarod Kintz on December, 03 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7039715-two-become-one Mon, 22 Sep 2014 10:04:13 -0700 Two Become One /author_blog_posts/7039715-two-become-one

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)


posted by Jarod Kintz on March, 16 ]]> /author_blog_posts/7039693-crying Mon, 22 Sep 2014 09:59:51 -0700 Crying /author_blog_posts/7039693-crying

A person crying is like a sponge wringing itself out. Love is better than a sink that turns itself off w/o you having to touch the handle.

� Jarod Kintz (@jarodkintz1)


posted by Jarod Kintz on February, 25 ]]>