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645 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published October 1, 2008
Also, call me immature, but when you call your magical artifact ka'kari, despite the mandatory fantasy apostrophe, the "kaka" part inevitably elicits immature giggles from me. Dear writers, please be careful in your word choices.Anyway, as I said above, our plucky street urchin (hello, fantasy trope!) Azoth strives to become a super-assassin under the tutelage of Durzo Blint, a cruel badass wetboy ( but deep, deep, deeeeeeep down inside he is, of course, a caring mentor in his own gruffy way - hello, another trope! ). He gets his wish after a few counts of child rape and child mutilation - but relax, it does not happen to Azoth; really bad things are only allowed to happen to the sidekicks . Anyway, he gets the training and adopts the identity of Kylar Stern, which sounds marginally better than Azoth.
"The truth was, Azoth hated Azoth. Azoth was a coward, passive, weak, afraid, disloyal. Azoth had hesitated [...] He was Kylar now, and Kylar would be everything Azoth hadn’t dared to be."He meets a noble and honorable Logan along the way (to be prominently featured in the sequels). He also has a mandatory love interest - a saintly mind-numbingly boring Elene, whose soul is pure and childhood disfigurement does not seem to interfere with her beauty, like, at all. She basically is a virginal Madonna of this story.
¹ After realizing that I have given 3 stars to quite a few books that I liked way more than this one, I realized that the fair thing to do would be to knock this one down a star. For the life of me, I have no idea why I was so generous with rating it in the first place.
"I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. And the purest. I'm not asking you to fuck. But maybe some day I'll earn the right to ask you for something more permanent." He turned and facing her was harder than facing thirty Highlanders.
“Life is empty. Life is meaningless. When we take a life, we arn't taking anything of value. Wetboys are killers. Thats all we do. Thats all we are. There are no poets in the bitter business.�