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11 pages, Audible Audio
First published May 30, 2017
Shacking Up is a 100% recommended read for all the romantic comedy readers.
“Did you kiss him back?�The way Ruby and Bancroft meet was nothing short of hilarious. When she officially ‘meets� Bane, and realizes he is the guy from the party who kissed her (and got her sick) things become interesting.
I shrug.
“You didn’t even know who he was!�
“I was caught off guard. He’s a good kisser. And have you seen him? That man could revive a corpse with his hotness.�
“Sometimes you’re very creepy, you know that?�
This man is like a nuclear bomb of sexy, just waiting to go off. I’m honestly surprised women aren’t super-gluing themselves to his body like in one of those men’s spray deodorant commercials. He may actually need women repellent.
Did you kiss him back?�
I shrug.
“You didn’t even know who he was!�
“I was caught off guard. He’s a good kisser. And have you seen him? That man could revive a corpse with his hotness.�
“Sometimes you’re very creepy, you know that?�
Bancroft shirtless is a vision. Bancroft naked is damn well fucking phenomenal. “Oh God, that is huge!� I say when I finally reach the visual destination of Erectiontopia.
“I feel like I should know your name already.�
� “Well you’ve had your tongue in my mouth.� Not really the best words, or the most appropriate ones, unfortunately.
“Do you know each other?� �
I wave a hand in his direction. “That’s Awesome Kisser� This is the guy who kissed me and then coughed in my face.�
“Do not laugh at me.�
He holds up his hands in mock surrender, his cheek ticking. “I guess it’s a good thing you didn’t wait until tomorrow to shower or you would’ve been stuck in there until the hot water ran out.�
“It was like being blasted by a volcano.�
“It’s not that hot. There’s a sensor that won’t let the temperature get too high. I’m not sure why you didn’t just run past the jets and save yourself, but I’ll take white knight status.�
“I have sensitive skin and I panicked.� I reply.
“Too bad you didn’t panic after you were naked. I didn’t even get to see anything good.�
My mouth drops. “So much for being a white knight.�
His grin widens. “I still saved you from my molten lava shower.�
“Only because you thought you were going to see me naked, apparently.�
His eyes drop again� “I can be a white knight with a dirty mind, can’t I?�
“Are you always this antagonistic?� She throws up her hands. “You kissed me. You smelled good and you’re good with your tongue so I went with it. Stop judging me.�
“I’m not judging. I’m just asking. So on top of being incredibly attractive and smelling good, I’m also an excellent kisser.�
“I never said excellent, you added your own adjective. And if you keep talking about how attractive you are you’ll go from a ten to a nine pretty fast.�
“Oh? So I’m a ten?�
“You were an eleven before you started pushing this angle. That last question puts you at an eight-point-five.�
“I guess I should change the subject before I’m in the negative.�
“You just earned back half a point.�
“Maybe I should stop while I’m ahead, or less behind, anyways.�
“Good plan.�
SHACKING UP was the most adorable Romantic Comedy!!!! Hilarious, sweet, sexy! Run to your nearest amazon for your own Bancroft - this one is MINE!!!!
“I’m crossing everything that it goes well tomorrow. I’d even cross my vagina lips if they hung low enough.�
“This man is like a nuclear bomb of sexy, just waiting to go off. I’m honestly surprised women aren’t super-gluing themselves to his body like in one of those men’s spray deodorant commercials.�
“Hasn’t anyone ever told you it’s not polite to ogle?�
His gaze lifts to mine and he leans in close, voice dropping to a whisper as if he’s about to tell me a secret. “I’m not always polite.�
“See something you like?�
“I like the entire package, but the one inside those shorts wins all the awards.�