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Shingles Audio Collections #3
Shingles Audio Collection, Volume 3
Wax on, Whacks off
Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.
But there is more to those belts than there seems. Cursed with ancient dark magic, they have a mind of their own.
Will Donny be able to stand up to his bullies? Will he be able to overpower the will of the spirit trapped within the cursed belts? Will he win the love of the most beautiful girl in the whole trailer park?
Find out in this chilling tale of horror.
Sense and Sensibility and Sasquatch
A timeless classic reimagined . . . for terrible people.
Following the death of their father, sisters Elinor and Marianne Dashwood are sent to toil at a rundown logging camp deep in Kentucky. Faced with the prospect of being married off to Colonel Brandon, the camp’s elderly owner, Marianne comes up with the less-than-cunning plan of passing off the murderous man-ape that haunts the nearby forest as her fiancé.
Both sense and sensibility take a back seat as Willoughby, as the beast is dubbed, tears a swath of destruction through Barton Woods, leaving misery and chaos behind for those either too dull-witted to stop his rampage or far too polite to say anything about it.
Can the Dashwood sisters triumph in the face of such carnage to find true love? Or will their crushed bodies be left forgotten in a clearing for the badgers to find? Find out as Shingles paints a less than masterful portrait of Regency era etiquette set amidst a backdrop of deep woods terror.
Space Werewolf from Planet Sex
Lewis and Darius are about to get a new roommate; Marcin- a man who is both stunningly beautiful, and also kind of weird about sex. Still, if they can manage to keep their cinematic porn parties to a minimum, there’s no reason why they and their prudish new friend can’t live in harmony. But Marcin harbours a dark secret, and every boner he gets might spell doom for humanity.
It looks like man meat might be back on the menu, and not in the fun way�
Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth
Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer.
Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.
But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.
What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...
Shingles.
They Came from Studio 13
At Ordikep studios, the most unusual occurrences are expected to be scripted and happen on set. Yet when the new writer, Tobias, finds a glowing pen in a near-abandoned section of the lot, he inadvertently sets loose a horde of horrific fictional-beings made flesh across the entire property.
Armed with only a handful of fiction, a magic pen, and the surviving allies found along the way, Tobias and the others must trek through the studio, hoping to stop the invasion. They’ll have to hurry though, because they aren’t the only things slinking through the night.
Will good triumph, or will the movie-monsters finally have their chance to score a win?
Curse of the Three-Eyed Squid
Growing up means making mistakes. Maybe you say a mean thing that you can't take back. Maybe you jizz your pants in front of the girl you love. Maybe you put your dick in a mutant squid.
What's important is that you learn from your mistakes.
Nobody likes getting bullied, and Donny has had enough. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he solicits the help of the old Asian man at the end of his street to teach him Karate. During a grueling two days of training, Donny earns belt after belt, until he finally becomes a Karate Master.
But there is more to those belts than there seems. Cursed with ancient dark magic, they have a mind of their own.
Will Donny be able to stand up to his bullies? Will he be able to overpower the will of the spirit trapped within the cursed belts? Will he win the love of the most beautiful girl in the whole trailer park?
Find out in this chilling tale of horror.
Sense and Sensibility and Sasquatch
A timeless classic reimagined . . . for terrible people.
Following the death of their father, sisters Elinor and Marianne Dashwood are sent to toil at a rundown logging camp deep in Kentucky. Faced with the prospect of being married off to Colonel Brandon, the camp’s elderly owner, Marianne comes up with the less-than-cunning plan of passing off the murderous man-ape that haunts the nearby forest as her fiancé.
Both sense and sensibility take a back seat as Willoughby, as the beast is dubbed, tears a swath of destruction through Barton Woods, leaving misery and chaos behind for those either too dull-witted to stop his rampage or far too polite to say anything about it.
Can the Dashwood sisters triumph in the face of such carnage to find true love? Or will their crushed bodies be left forgotten in a clearing for the badgers to find? Find out as Shingles paints a less than masterful portrait of Regency era etiquette set amidst a backdrop of deep woods terror.
Space Werewolf from Planet Sex
Lewis and Darius are about to get a new roommate; Marcin- a man who is both stunningly beautiful, and also kind of weird about sex. Still, if they can manage to keep their cinematic porn parties to a minimum, there’s no reason why they and their prudish new friend can’t live in harmony. But Marcin harbours a dark secret, and every boner he gets might spell doom for humanity.
It looks like man meat might be back on the menu, and not in the fun way�
Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth
Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer.
Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.
But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.
What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...
Shingles.
They Came from Studio 13
At Ordikep studios, the most unusual occurrences are expected to be scripted and happen on set. Yet when the new writer, Tobias, finds a glowing pen in a near-abandoned section of the lot, he inadvertently sets loose a horde of horrific fictional-beings made flesh across the entire property.
Armed with only a handful of fiction, a magic pen, and the surviving allies found along the way, Tobias and the others must trek through the studio, hoping to stop the invasion. They’ll have to hurry though, because they aren’t the only things slinking through the night.
Will good triumph, or will the movie-monsters finally have their chance to score a win?
Curse of the Three-Eyed Squid
Growing up means making mistakes. Maybe you say a mean thing that you can't take back. Maybe you jizz your pants in front of the girl you love. Maybe you put your dick in a mutant squid.
What's important is that you learn from your mistakes.
- GenresHumor
16 pages, Audio CD
First published February 18, 2020
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January 13, 2021
Oh dear god, just when you think the A&D crew can't get any worse, they prove you wrong. Still a great listen for any fan of grossout horror comedy.
October 28, 2022
Juvenile toilet humor mixed with graphic sex and extreme gore.
I loved it.
While simultaneously disgusting and hilarious, this light read is a good pallet cleanser between heavier books.
I loved it.
While simultaneously disgusting and hilarious, this light read is a good pallet cleanser between heavier books.
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