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280 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 8, 2022
"Did I just say girthy? Stop being such a wh*re. JUST STOP BEING A WH*RE."
“Three glasses of wine, and I’m all for an orgy. I’m such a lightweight. A disgrace. I’m sorry.�
"Am I about to get railed like some kind of dirty porn staring Mrs Claus and her elves? Maybe. definitely. Ho, ho, ho."
"I'll need an eye patch after this because I'm pretty sure I'll get pink eye from this shit."
“Next, he’ll tell me to drop to my knees because he wants to feed me his big ol� candy cane.�
Three’s a crowd, four’s a party.�
You forgot to say please, Samantha.� The deep gravel in his voice makes me shiver. “‘Tell me I’m a good girl’…Please. Now, use your words, baby, and ask me nicely.�
“I don’t know what I did to deserve this Christmas miracle, but thank you, Santa Claus and your dirty little elves.�
“Three’s a crowd, four’s a party.�