Jeff's Updates en-US Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:16:50 -0700 60 Jeff's Updates 144 41 /images/layout/goodreads_logo_144.jpg Review7404960254 Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:16:50 -0700 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'The September House']]> /review/show/7404960254 The September House by Carissa Orlando Jeff gave 5 stars to The September House (Hardcover) by Carissa Orlando
bookshelves: fiction, ghosts, horror

鈥漈his is my home, and I am excellent at following the rules.鈥�

An outstanding debut novel, Carissa Orlando鈥檚 first book is a tome of terrors to make even the most veteran horror scribe envious. In a house beset by phantoms of the unquiet dead, Margaret and husband Hal count the days as the calendar ticks toward September, the month when the supernatural circus within their dream homes reaches a near unendurable crescendo. Blood drips down the walls, screams pervade the night, and ghostly children warn of monstrosities in the basement. When Hal finally reaches the breaking point, Margaret is left alone 鈥� until the couple鈥檚 daughter gets mighty curious where her father went 鈥�

There鈥檚 quite The Turn of the Screw vibe here as Orlando keep the reader guessing as to the reliability of Margaret's narration. Orlando, in letting the pieces slip little-by-little, does a great job of both building sympathy for the character while simultaneously undermining her credibility with the reader. And there鈥檚 a whole thesis here on the analogy between the house and destructive personal relationships. From co-dependency to bargaining away unacceptable behaviors, Orlando tackles the old horror trope head on 鈥� why not just leave? 鈥� and gives Margaret the perfect psychological reason to stay. It's clear Orlando is putting her real-world clinical psychological know-how to work here to provide a resonate emotional drama of a broken family that is realistic, sometimes wry, and surprisingly tender.

The fear here 鈥� and it pestered me for most of the book 鈥� is that when you play the 鈥榠s it real or not?鈥� game with ghosts, too often writers slouch at the end with a 鈥測ou decide鈥� culmination. You can鈥檛 imagine my fear that this was where this book was gonna go too. But good news jaded horror buffs! Let me assure you that you can come off your tenterhooks and read rest-assured that Orlando is going to stick the landing on this one! She l may give you a little whiplash as the plot teases you to the end, but the finale leaves nothing to interpretation. It all ends with an enormous bang(!) and it鈥檚 a fine finish!

An easy five stars for this one as The September House is one of the best haunted house books that have been penned not just recently, but likely needs to end up on the best of genre shelf. Pick it up and enjoy it as one of the best modern ghost stories to hit the real estate market in quite some time.
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Comment288056617 Sat, 08 Mar 2025 05:27:35 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff commented on Jeff's review of Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon]]> /review/show/1194571788 Jeff's review of Over the Edge: Death in Grand Canyon
by Michael P. Ghiglieri

Sharon 鈥� thank you for the kind words on the review and for your similarly scary story about an unplanned overnight in the canyon. The hike down is so tempting and the downhill fairly easy 鈥� the uphill hike back 鈥榥ot so much鈥�! Glad you made it back safe and sound 鈥� and what a great story. Thank you for sharing it! ]]>
Review7334067814 Tue, 18 Feb 2025 15:41:06 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'The Lake']]> /review/show/7334067814 The Lake by Richard Laymon Jeff gave 2 stars to The Lake (Paperback) by Richard Laymon
bookshelves: fiction, horror

鈥淩ead it,鈥� he said. 鈥淎nd watch it all make sense, baby. Just a little reminder of that wonderful summer all those years ago.鈥�

This was not good.

And I am a huge fan of writer Richard Laymon. He remains one of my favorite horror writers, but after reading quite a stack of his work, I kind of feel like I鈥檓 hitting the bottom of his bibliography. At the top, there are books like The Traveling Vampire Show and the Beast House quadrology. In the middle, stuff like the restored The Woods are Dark and maybe Hello, Darkness. And then way down at the bottom is 鈥� The Lake.

At best, this is a pastiche of potentially good ideas strung together by a plot thinner than shoestring licorice with an amazingly stupid 鈥� even for horror novels 鈥� group of protagonists who, when they aren鈥檛 taking off their clothes, are either making coffee or making it insanely easy for the slashers to creep up on them. There鈥檚 worst cop Maggie, who may be dialed to her partner鈥檚 sadistic side but is still willing to pose in her bikini for his camera, restauranteur Leigh, who blithely leaves her daughter alone to tackle a work emergency while a killer is on the prowl, or daughter Deanna, who can鈥檛 help but be revolted by her mom鈥檚 new boyfriend just before she starts fantasizing about his rugged good looks a page later 鈥� the cast is pretty insipid.

Which might even be forgivable in 鈥榞uilty pleasure鈥�-driven horror, but there鈥檚 not even enough gore or true titillation to keep things interesting as the undertow of The Lake drags past 400 pages! And despite its volume, the page count doesn鈥檛 keep up with the plot threads 鈥� some of which end being entirely irrelevant: looking at you Chef Nelson and that whole damned Rest Home for Distressed Gentlefolk! Top it off with the outright stupid 鈥� trained cops being fooled by a prank phone call 鈥� and hirsute black hair as the killer鈥檚 talisman, and this one feels like Laymon left it in a drawer for a few years with hopes of coming back, and either never got around to it 鈥� or just gave up on it.

So 鈥� yeah 鈥� unless you absolutely have to read EVERYTHING Laymon ever wrote, I鈥檇 skip any trip to The Lake. There may be a few glimpses of Laymon鈥檚 brilliance (and his uncanny knack to slip the outright macabre right into the world outside our doors), but this one is alternately boring to banal and stretched out across one of the author鈥檚 absolutely thinnest plots.
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Aphrodite by Pierre Lou每s
"Looking for something suitably romantic or racy to read around Valentine's Day? Put down that copy of "50 Shades of Gray" and try the 1896 novel "Aphrodite." I've heard some readers describe this as critically-acclaimed porn, but I disagree. I'm sure the works of Belgian author Pierre Lou每s have offended some Puritan sensibilities, but I would say this book falls more in the category of an erotic philosophical tragedy.

Whereas pornography tends to objectify the body and fetishize the act of sex, erotica worships and celebrates the archetype of human beauty. In this book, the idea is taken quite literally. Every page of "Aphrodite" is a romanticized depiction of the classical worship of beauty in the form of ancient goddesses.

The action focuses on a sculptor, Demetrios, who fashions a statue of Aphrodite after his queen and mistress, Berenice, but he shuns his earthly lover in favor of her marble effigy. Now, this guy is known throughout the Hellenized world as quite the hottie, but there is one woman who does not seem to be so willing to invite him to her bed. She is Chrysis, a 19-year-old courtesan, and her aloofness drives the artist to mad desire. She easily convinces him to commit three crimes in order to win her affection, leading to murder.

Not only does the story deal in archetypes, it is entirely set within a fantastical ideal of classical Alexandria itself, where nude women bathe on every shore and frolic like deer in every garden. The equivalent of a red light district is actually a community of hippies who serve as hosts to libidinous travelers, their indulgences joining visitor and hostess in mutual worship of the mother goddess of their temple. This is a culture not of prostitutes, but of priestesses and oracles and queens.

But all ideals are modeled after reality, or vice versa. So in this Victorian Orientalist fantasy, there is a modicum of genuine history. For example, we are introduced to the Cotytteion, a kind of temple and gated community of courtesons who worship Kotytto, a Thracian goddess who really was worshipped by the "baptes," or "bathers," via wild lesbian night orgies. Lou每s lets his imagination run wild by having the ladies consume vast quantities of aphrodisiac every full moon, with the eldest required to take a fatal dose. It seems to me that, if this were true, Kotytto would quickly run out of courtesans to worship her.

Speaking of sapphist love, Lou每s is extremely progressive about same-sex relationships, depicting two female musicians who lament not being able to marry according to the laws of Alexandria. I suppose Lou每s was the fin de si猫cle equivalent of "woke".

And he certainly meant to push buttons of readers of his day, but his intent was not to shock. He was dedicated to depicting the crux of beauty in all people, regardless of ethnicity, age, sex, or habitus, and to titillate his chosen readers into thinking deeply about matters of amor. However, there are some moments that will certainly raise eyebrows today.

Case in point, Demetrios goes to temple and chooses a "hostess" who is quite intelligent and charming in her libertine fashion, only to realize that she is quite young. He asks her her age. My Kindle edition from 2017 completely removes her answer, but in the original French and earlier English editions, she responds that she is "ten and a half, practically eleven." Andre Gide was one of the celebrity fans of Lou每s, and so he probably loved that part.

Regardless, this novel is much more intelligent and fascinating than it has any right to be. It remains a truly thought-provoking study of human attraction as well as a classy example of old-school erotica that explores the beauty of physionomie in language. If you are interested in Symbolist literature, this needs to be on your short-list. The novel also ventures into some surprisingly brutal and dark territory, making this a delightful read for horror fans and romance readers alike.

To some in our modern audience, "Aphrodite" may seem a bit too precious, adorned with flowery language teeming with thee's and thou's, but I encourage you to put yourself in the mindset of an artist and just go with it. Besides, the book is quite short. As Pierre Lou每s himself asserts in this novel,

"Perhaps we each have but a single thing to say in our life, and those who attempt to speak at greater length are too ambitious."

For added bonus, many editions feature stunning artwork, from the original scene sketches by 脡douard Fran莽ois Zier, to Beresford Egan's full-page plates in the 1928 English edition, to the lush stylized ink nudes by Frank J. Buttera in the 1932 translation. There is also a 1999 three-volume set containing new colorful illustrations by Milo Manara, Georges Bess, and Claire Wendling. If you can find a hard copy, it might make a nice Valentine's gift for that artistically-inclined special someone.

SCORE: 4 copper mirrors out of 5

WORD OF THE DAY: Hierodule"
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Review7202277705 Sat, 11 Jan 2025 09:08:40 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'The Parasite War']]> /review/show/7202277705 The Parasite War by Tim Sullivan Jeff gave 3 stars to The Parasite War (Paperback) by Tim Sullivan
bookshelves: end-of-world, fiction, sci-fi

Even at civilization鈥檚 end, society鈥檚 rejects were still shunned 鈥� by organisms from outer space(!)

The apocalypse-inducing invaders in Tim Sullivan鈥檚 The Parasite War are extraterrestrial, flesh-devouring amoebas 鈥� which for a good chunk of this paperback sci-fi novel work rather well as villains. The jellies, dubbed 鈥榗olloids鈥� by the surviving humans, slither through a war-blasted earth, hunting humans which they either devour in grisly fashion, sucking flesh from bone in a globular food fest, or see the blobs slipping inside the body, puppeteering the dead humans as zombified foot soldiers.

Overall, I enjoyed the end-of-the world scenario Sullivan built as his main character Alex explores the streets, parks, and sewers of a monster-infested, near-abandoned Philadelphia. The colloids鈥� predilection for human hosts and meat is suitably disturbing (Alex stumbling on a half-eaten survivor inside the city hall is particularly morbid) with plenty of old skool zombie smashing as the colloid host shambles walking dead-style to oppose Alex and his band of guerilla fighters.

The conceit, though, only goes so far as by mid-point in the book, Sullivan piles on the extra weird, evolving his colloids into body-snatchers and imbuing his key characters with a plot-pushing form of telepathy (that creepily can only initially be accessed at the point of mutual orgasm). The final trek to stomp out the colloids鈥� breeding ground -- where the aliens are found to weaving themselves into an uber human/colloid hybrid -- reads like the climax to a Resident Evil rip-off video game with a host of core characters summarily slain and the colloid 鈥榥eonate鈥� standing in for 鈥榥emesis.鈥�

Though I scored the paperback version of this book, The Parasite War can also be found on Kindle. It鈥檚 not a bad read (and there鈥檚 extra credit for the originality of the antagonists), but it doesn鈥檛 quite crawl its way up to notable either.
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Review7140981757 Mon, 30 Dec 2024 16:49:21 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'The Vortex: A True Story of History's Deadliest Storm, an Unspeakable War, and Liberation']]> /review/show/7140981757 The Vortex by Scott Carney Jeff gave 4 stars to The Vortex: A True Story of History's Deadliest Storm, an Unspeakable War, and Liberation (Hardcover) by Scott Carney
bookshelves: history, disaster, non-fiction

鈥漈his is the problem with being a soldier. Someone always has to be the last person to die in a war.鈥�

I鈥檓 probably not alone in that I know very little about the traumatic birth of the nation of Bangladesh. With The Vortex, authors Scott Carney and Jason Miklian fill that blank with a dramatic, largely first-person account of the formation the Bengali nation-state that is easily accessible to the average armchair reader and vivid with unflinching detail. Drawing from first-person testimonies of participants ranging from cyclone survivors to soldiers to American aid workers and high-ranking politicians, Carney and Miklian make the reader an eyewitness to history 鈥� and frankly, it鈥檚 often a ghastly sight to see.

Beginning with the Great Bhola Cyclone, Carney and Miklian paint a terrible picture of the storm鈥檚 fury, following young Mohammad Hai as he survives the storm, clinging to a palm tree while his family drowns helplessly just feet from him, trapped in their home. Unfortunately, the storm is just the beginning of the Bengali national nightmare as Pakastani government forces are mobilized just months later, not to clean-up a botched and inadequate humanitarian response to the natural disaster, but to crush a burgeoning Bengali political movement. Dacca city becomes a slaughterhouse as genocidal war erupts that eventually kills millions, through murder, starvation, and disease 鈥� and brings the rest of the world to the brink of a nuclear holocaust.

Despite the complexity of the politics -- and they are insanely(!) complicated -- Carney and Miklian are able to make the geopolitical jockeying easily understandable even as they leave little to the imagination when recounting the sordid affairs, arrogance, or bloodthirstiness of a cluck of world-leaders. In fact, Carney and Miklian鈥檚 treatment of their protagonists 鈥� whether or not they end-up as history鈥檚 heroes or villains 鈥� is probably the best part of the whole book. The enormity of events is so massive, it would be overwhelming and numbing to tell it in numbers. By focusing on a few lives 鈥� those who survived 鈥� the story becomes nuanced, the atrocities stinging, the tragedy comprehendible.

Well-written and impactful, The Vortex is a worthwhile read. Having said that, this is another one of those books that in my opinion, would have been a little better without the ending essay. The authors admittedly have a very specific point-of-view (which is fine(!) but I鈥檓 not sure I need to be hit about the head with it in a final lecture. I mean, as I reader, I made it through your book; just let me draw my own conclusions, okay?

That nit-pick aside, The Vortex is worth a look by anyone who wants to better understand the plight of one of the world鈥檚 poorest nation (and how Bangladesh came to be that way).

P.S. For disaster enthusiasts, this book also has Neil Frank in it. THE NEIL FRANK! Of National Hurricane Center (and Hurricane Conference award) fame. Having been lucky enough to hear Frank speak, it鈥檚 a bit of fanboy thrill to see him mentioned here (and how I wish I knew he鈥檇 been to Bangladesh during this critical period. Would have loved to have asked him about it). As modern emergency managers, we do a lot of standing on Frank鈥檚 shoulders!
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Review7064723414 Thu, 26 Dec 2024 11:25:05 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'Trail of the Lost: The Relentless Search to Bring Home the Missing Hikers of the Pacific Crest Trail']]> /review/show/7064723414 Trail of the Lost by Andrea Lankford Jeff gave 4 stars to Trail of the Lost: The Relentless Search to Bring Home the Missing Hikers of the Pacific Crest Trail (Hardcover) by Andrea Lankford
bookshelves: to-read, non-fiction, outdoor, true-crime

鈥滻 know what really happens behind the scenery.鈥�

If you are looking to explore the dark side of long-distance hiking (particularly from the safety and comfort of your own favorite armchair) then former park ranger Andrea Lankford is an entertaining guide, giving you the scoop not just on 鈥榯rail culture鈥� but also on the seedy and outright dangerous side of things that might just mean you are not coming back from that fun little trek into the wilderness. Trail of the Lost focuses on three such hikers 鈥� Chris Sylvia, Kris Fowler and David O鈥橲ullian 鈥� who all went missing somewhere on the 2,650 mile Pacific Crest Trail (PCT) with Lankford joining an eclectic group of amateur investigators seeking answers to the disappearances.

As much travelogue and memoir as hard detective story, I was absorbed by Lankford鈥檚 tale and the blending of personalities and personal experience with the darker, nature noir scenarios that could have befallen the missing men. From slips, trips and falls to wild beasts, wildfires, cults, drug growers, and crazies, there鈥檚 no shortage of imaginative (and frankly possible) ways a lone hiker in the remote wilderness can come to harm. And Lankford gives us plenty of cautionary tales to chew on offering quite a few case studies 鈥� that sadly, rarely turn out well 鈥揳long with a few scares from her own experience (tops on my list was the nail biting experience of Lankford鈥檚 friends Pam Coronado, Aanjelae Rhoads, and Jon King as they narrowly escape not just being lost in the San Jacinto mountains, but dodge a rapidly growing wildfire that burned far too close for comfort).

Be warned, though, that if there is one thing you are not going to get from this one, it鈥檚 resolution. Like a lot of unsolved mysteries and true crime accounts on the bookshelf, real-life isn鈥檛 quite as forthcoming with closure as is fiction. In some way, this is perhaps just a taste of the anguish that the loved ones of the missing must feel every day 鈥 nagging, forever unresolved pain that must be nearly impossible to endure. Hopefully, the attention Lankford and others bring to these cases helps bring these lost men (and other missing hikers) home one day; in the meantime, if you are outdoorsy (or just like looking out cabin windows into mysterious wild places), Lanford鈥檚 book is an enjoyable foray into the shadows of the trees, scrub, desert washes, ravines, and mountain peaks of PCT where there may still be clues to be found.

P.S. The Fowler-O'Sullivan Foundation, who provides support for the families of missing hikers after 'official' search and rescue efforts have concluded and which is mentioned at the end of Lankford's book, is online at . The nonprofit lists more than a dozen 'missing' hiker cases -- with a few 'found.'
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Review7097534636 Wed, 18 Dec 2024 15:07:52 -0800 <![CDATA[Jeff added 'Suffer the Children']]> /review/show/7097534636 Suffer the Children by Craig DiLouie Jeff gave 5 stars to Suffer the Children (Paperback) by Craig DiLouie
bookshelves: horror

鈥滷or most people who have children, there鈥檚 only one choice left. Let their children die, or kill for them.鈥�

Simply amazing.

There鈥檚 just not going to be enough words to say how good (or frightening) (or entertaining) (or even ultimately, how profoundly disturbing) Craig DiLouie鈥檚 Suffer the Children is. Having read a lot of horror fiction, this is among the best of that grisly heap and a great 鈥榚nd-of-the-world鈥� apocalypse novel 鈥� coming just when you thought there were no original ways left to wipe out civilization! The premise 鈥� a global pedicide that reduces humanity鈥檚 children to little corpses who can only be reawakened with a meal of blood 鈥� might sound like shlock but trust in DiLouie to make it not just chillingly realistic and psychologically alarming, but also heart wrenching. DiLouie puts his characters through the wringer, taking them apart through grief, desperation and despair.

The first thing to stand-out in this one is obviously the character work. For this whole thing to work, DiLouie has to grab us by the gut, at an emotional level, and make us feel the tender bond parents have or their children (otherwise on an intellectual level, it鈥檚 pretty clear things are going to go very bad very soon) and he does that with a rather sweet open. There鈥檚 actually very little horror in opening chapters, but the affection main characters Joan, Doug and Ramona have for their children is genuine and engaging 鈥� as is the bittersweet sorrow of David and Nadine. DiLouie sells us on these relationships -- which makes it all the more visceral when the bottom falls out of things -- and all the more believable as people go from bad to worse to brutal extremes to 鈥榮ave鈥� their kids.

Past the character work, the plot is sharp, with slick pacing, mixing the macabre of mass grave digging with domestic bliss. And unlike some apocalyptic tales that tend to meander, this one is going somewhere; DiLouie puts a climax to his characters 鈥� and a satisfying finale to his world. It's also pretty darn amazing that DiLouie can give us a plausible reason for this whole mess too. I was skeptical that there could be a logical explanation for the 鈥榣ittle vampire virus,鈥� but DiLouie gives as good a pseudo-science explanation as any Z-Virus to ice this rather gory cake. You might even argue that Suffer the Children is (like much of the best horror) a modern parable: do anything for your children, set no boundaries, and they just might end up biting you in the behind 鈥� or in DiLouie鈥檚 case, the jugular 鈥�

But why are you still reading this review?

Really, even if I kept going for another few pages, it would only be to say more nice things. Instead, go out and get this book and devour it! It鈥檚 great horror, great apocalyptic fiction, and a great story about how far is too far to go to hang to those you love.

(Great way to end the year and a tip of the hat to 欧宝娱乐 friend Alli Hogue for the great recommendation).

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