Julie Hacker's recent status updates

Julie Hacker is 48% done with It

Wed, 07 May 2025 05:48:47 -0700

Any time Ritchie starts talking I have to resist the urge to fast forward

Julie Hacker is 33% done with It

Sun, 04 May 2025 14:47:31 -0700

I live in this book now

Julie Hacker is 52% done with Deep End

Sat, 03 May 2025 20:09:10 -0700

Julie Hacker is 16% done with It

Fri, 02 May 2025 05:21:43 -0700

“If someone had asked him ‘are you lonely?�� He would’ve looked at that someone with real surprise. The question had never even occurred to him. He had no friends but he had his books, and his dreams.�� Thanks Stephen I feel personally called out

Julie Hacker is 7% done with It

Thu, 01 May 2025 05:33:02 -0700

When Ben started pouring alcohol in his eyes and was like “haha chill out it’s fine�� >>>>

Julie Hacker is 80% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 06:44:41 -0700

Someone save my boy Ben he needs a hug

Julie Hacker is 69% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 09:42:32 -0700

Susan you ignorant slut

Julie Hacker is 67% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 09:17:09 -0700

Oh did we have to use the word intercourse like that?

Julie Hacker is 42% done with Deep End

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 19:33:52 -0700

Julie Hacker is 46% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 16:18:18 -0700

I badly need to know what old biddy hurt Stephen King so horribly that he’s so good at writing them

Julie Hacker is 27% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 11:29:51 -0700

The rocking chair kiss is in my head forever now. Damn.

Julie Hacker is 15% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 06:04:00 -0700

“J��Ǵǲ��

Julie Hacker is 5% done with ’Salem’s Lot

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 09:30:40 -0700

I find the fact that Stephen King casually makes all his characters read paperback westerns charming as hell

Julie Hacker is 94% done with American Gods

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 11:30:06 -0700

IM SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE VERY END NOW?!?!?

Julie Hacker is 92% done with American Gods

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 10:57:06 -0700

I am WHEEZING
“Well, it’s all over. What did you learn?��
“Uhhhh I forgot everything I learned.��
“That cannot be true.��
“Nah it is. It’s all gone��
*starts karaoke*

Julie Hacker is 87% done with American Gods

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:34:14 -0700

I’m 17 hours in I should not still be getting exposition

Julie Hacker is 79% done with American Gods

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 12:05:54 -0700

Somebody save me from this stupid book

Julie Hacker is 74% done with American Gods

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 09:42:29 -0700

Shadow and Wednesday are such idiots they’re just running around creating their own drama and yelling at one another and the rest of the world is largely unaffected.

Julie Hacker is 70% done with American Gods

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 08:45:41 -0700

Look how they massacred my boy

Julie Hacker is 7% done with Deep End

Sat, 19 Apr 2025 19:08:37 -0700

If Ali makes the whole book have the vibe “I like BDSM I’m so quirky�� so help me

Julie Hacker is 67% done with American Gods

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 05:46:53 -0700

Bring back drive-in movies we need better sex in America!!!

Julie Hacker is 53% done with American Gods

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 06:17:31 -0700

American Gods: Wednesday makes multiple waitresses uncomfortable and then yells at Shadow and that’s like the whole book

Julie Hacker is 36% done with American Gods

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 08:23:12 -0700

I’m wheezing, if you give a cat KFC is the new if you give a mouse a cookie

Julie Hacker is 35% done with American Gods

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 08:10:09 -0700

WE MADE THE FEATHER REAL HEAVY HAHA

Julie Hacker is 27% done with American Gods

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 11:58:09 -0700

Help my sexy dead cheating bitch of a wife is killing my enemies for me

Julie Hacker is 6% done with American Gods

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 06:24:15 -0700

Reverse birth��.

Julie Hacker is 4% done with American Gods

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 05:41:30 -0700

Oh we are getting right into it

Julie Hacker is 49% done with The Mountain in the Sea

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:24:36 -0700

Noooooo the octopus have discovered interior decorating!!!!

Julie Hacker is on page 223 of 740 of The Dark Tower

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 19:41:15 -0800

Julie Hacker is on page 160 of 740 of The Dark Tower

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 19:11:47 -0800

I am terrified to turn every page I swear this is gonna break me