Jean-Christophe Valtat's Blog, page 2
November 18, 2010
THE CITY OF DREARY NIGHT
As our perspicacious reader had doubtlessly noticed, we are finishing our first week without any solar light, and there is, to this day, still 94 days to go before our favorite star pops up again from its hibernation. And like every year, there is a debate about the "Black hours" during which electric and gas lights should be turned down.As usual, the Arctic Administration leans towards six
Published on November 18, 2010 05:42
November 17, 2010
ICE CASTLE HAUNTED?
At last... although scheduled to be finished on November 1, it took fifteen days more for this year's Ice palace to be open to the public. Security reasons were alleged, but rumors have it that reports of ghost sightings by the building workers are the real cause behind the delay. Little has transpired as to what the sightings were ("probably the bottom of a gin bottle" as a member of the new
Published on November 17, 2010 02:32
November 12, 2010
A POLL AT THE POLE
We have been waiting for it, but after long negotiations, the Regent-Doge and the Council of the Seven Sectors have finally agreed on the rules regarding the election of the next Regent-Doge, which is scheduled for next spring.
Heavily inspired by ye olde Venetian constitution, the rules are meant to ensure that no amount of manipulation, bribe, or cheating could affect the outcome of the
Heavily inspired by ye olde Venetian constitution, the rules are meant to ensure that no amount of manipulation, bribe, or cheating could affect the outcome of the
Published on November 12, 2010 03:28
ICEFIELD FOLLIES
This strange picture of a woman dancing on the snow has been taken from one of our new electricity-harvesting balloons, not very far from the Flagler Fjord Inuit settlement.
One more case of Oene sighting ? It seems to us that this dancer bears more than a passing ressemblance with former dancer and polar pop star Sybil Springfield, once the eye-catching, ear-shattering leader of the Cliquot's
One more case of Oene sighting ? It seems to us that this dancer bears more than a passing ressemblance with former dancer and polar pop star Sybil Springfield, once the eye-catching, ear-shattering leader of the Cliquot's
Published on November 12, 2010 01:40
November 3, 2010
THE ENIGMARCTIC QUEEN
This strange photographic image below, taken last week-end near the Black Cliffs by an amateur excursionist who wishes to remain anonymous, reached our office with the following commentary: " It is probably Oene, the fabled fallen 'Queen of the Arctic' who is said to mislead travellers."
Miss Leading, in the flesh
Perhaps it is her, Dear Mr. Anon, although we can but wonder what the pole she
Miss Leading, in the flesh
Perhaps it is her, Dear Mr. Anon, although we can but wonder what the pole she
Published on November 03, 2010 09:48
October 29, 2010
DANGEROUS TRAILS
Is there no end to this Aurorarama ballyhoo? Following the last trend in advertisement, someone made this book trailer for the U.S market. What will they do next ? A phantascopic adaptation ? Meanwhile, the rumours that this romance originated in the inner circle of the Regent-Doge, as a ploy to break our political isolation are getting somewhat louder, although it looks like more like an
Published on October 29, 2010 09:13
October 27, 2010
MOST SERENE SERENADE
Towering figures of the local Adlivun (or "underground") Scene, Kelvin Budd-Jones and Bob "Cape" Dorset have teamed once again to offer you "Song for New Venice", an electromagnetic anthem that is both patriotic and melancholy (as befits our paradoxical patriotism - exiled as we are in our own distant land.)
Signed on Piqsiporq recordings, it should be released as both a celluloid cylinder
Signed on Piqsiporq recordings, it should be released as both a celluloid cylinder
Published on October 27, 2010 06:40