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November 18, 2010

THE CITY OF DREARY NIGHT

As our perspicacious reader had doubtlessly noticed, we are finishing our first week without any solar light, and there is, to this day, still 94 days to go before our favorite star pops up again from its hibernation. And like every year, there is a debate about the "Black hours" during which electric and gas  lights should be turned down.As usual, the Arctic Administration leans towards  six
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Published on November 18, 2010 05:42

November 17, 2010

ICE CASTLE HAUNTED?

At last... although scheduled to be finished on November 1,  it took  fifteen days more for this year's Ice palace to be open to the public. Security reasons were alleged, but rumors have it that reports of ghost sightings by the building workers are the real cause behind the delay. Little has transpired as to what the sightings were ("probably the bottom of a gin bottle" as a member  of the new
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Published on November 17, 2010 02:32

November 12, 2010

A POLL AT THE POLE

We have been waiting for it, but after long negotiations, the Regent-Doge and the Council of the Seven Sectors have finally agreed on the rules regarding the election of the next Regent-Doge, which is scheduled for next spring.
Heavily inspired by ye olde Venetian constitution, the rules are meant to ensure that no amount of manipulation, bribe, or cheating could affect the outcome of the
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Published on November 12, 2010 03:28

ICEFIELD FOLLIES

This strange picture of a woman dancing on the snow has been taken from one of our new electricity-harvesting balloons, not very far from the Flagler Fjord Inuit settlement.
One more case of Oene sighting ? It seems to us that this dancer bears more than a passing ressemblance with former dancer  and polar pop star Sybil Springfield, once the eye-catching, ear-shattering leader of the Cliquot's
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Published on November 12, 2010 01:40

November 3, 2010

THE ENIGMARCTIC QUEEN

This strange photographic image below, taken last week-end near the Black Cliffs by an amateur excursionist who wishes to remain anonymous, reached our office with the following commentary: " It is probably Oene, the fabled fallen 'Queen of the Arctic' who is said to mislead travellers."

Miss Leading, in the flesh

Perhaps it is her, Dear Mr. Anon,  although we can but wonder what the pole she
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Published on November 03, 2010 09:48

October 29, 2010

DANGEROUS TRAILS

Is there no end to this Aurorarama ballyhoo? Following the last trend in advertisement, someone made this book trailer for the U.S market. What will they do next ? A phantascopic adaptation ? Meanwhile, the rumours that this romance originated in the inner circle of the Regent-Doge, as a ploy to break our political isolation are getting somewhat louder, although it looks like more like an
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Published on October 29, 2010 09:13

October 27, 2010

MOST SERENE SERENADE

Towering figures of the local  Adlivun (or "underground") Scene, Kelvin Budd-Jones and Bob "Cape" Dorset have teamed once again to offer you "Song for New Venice", an electromagnetic anthem that is both patriotic and melancholy (as befits our paradoxical patriotism - exiled as we are in our own distant land.)






Signed on Piqsiporq recordings, it should be released as both a celluloid cylinder
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Published on October 27, 2010 06:40