Jason Brant's Blog / en-US Mon, 23 Aug 2021 01:22:40 -0700 60 Jason Brant's Blog / 144 41 /images/layout/goodreads_logo_144.jpg /author_blog_posts/21646651-stone-cold-is-mullet-filled-brilliance-brian-bosworth-s-brings-testoste Sun, 22 Aug 2021 20:16:59 -0700 <![CDATA[Stone Cold is MULLET filled BRILLIANCE! Brian Bosworth’s brings testosterone fueled INSANITY!]]> /author_blog_posts/21646651-stone-cold-is-mullet-filled-brilliance-brian-bosworth-s-brings-testoste Mullets and testosterone abound in this early nineties Brian Bosworth vehicle. Manliness oozes from every frame. This is our first time seeing Bosworth on screen and we came away incredibly impressed. This movie is an absolute blast.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646652-contract-to-kill-is-steven-seagal-at-his-worst-he-doesn-t-even-care-at Sun, 22 Aug 2021 20:13:21 -0700 <![CDATA[Contract to Kill is Steven Seagal at his WORST. He doesn’t even care at this point.]]> /author_blog_posts/21646652-contract-to-kill-is-steven-seagal-at-his-worst-he-doesn-t-even-care-at When Steven Seagal stops giving a crap about his movies, you get CONTRACT TO KILL. He spends the majority of this ‘film� sitting down, mumbling nonsensical lines. The fight scenes are almost nonexistent. This is one of the worst movies we’ve ever watched.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646653-american-ninja-3-is-80s-cheese-at-its-best-the-story-is-hilarious-nonse Sun, 22 Aug 2021 20:04:36 -0700 <![CDATA[American Ninja 3 is 80s CHEESE at its BEST. The story is hilarious NONSENSE]]> /author_blog_posts/21646653-american-ninja-3-is-80s-cheese-at-its-best-the-story-is-hilarious-nonse The 80s were a haven of cheesy, insane martial arts movies. American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt is a prime example of the hilarity of the genre at the time. With a nonsensical story, horrible choreography, and ninjas everywhere, this movie is simply amazing.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646654-invasion-u-s-a-is-the-best-chuck-norris-movie-ever Sun, 22 Aug 2021 20:00:30 -0700 <![CDATA[Invasion U.S.A. is the BEST Chuck Norris movie EVER!]]> /author_blog_posts/21646654-invasion-u-s-a-is-the-best-chuck-norris-movie-ever Chuck Norris crushes us with his all-time classic INVASION U.S.A. We had no idea what we were getting into. This movie has it all � tons of explosions, lots of wang shooting, and crazy stunts. It’s amazing.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646655-birdemic-might-be-the-worst-movie-ever Sun, 22 Aug 2021 19:51:36 -0700 <![CDATA[BIRDEMIC might be the WORST MOVIE ever]]> /author_blog_posts/21646655-birdemic-might-be-the-worst-movie-ever What did we just watch? Birdemic is beyond description. If an alien landed on Earth, found a video camera, and started shooting a movie� it would look like Birdemic. It’s a must watch.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646656-i-made-my-friend-watch-a-steven-seagal-movie-his-reaction-to-attrition Sun, 22 Aug 2021 19:34:26 -0700 <![CDATA[I made my friend watch a Steven Seagal movie. His REACTION to Attrition is hilarious!]]> /author_blog_posts/21646656-i-made-my-friend-watch-a-steven-seagal-movie-his-reaction-to-attrition Steven Seagal isn’t even trying at this point. He wrote and starred in this glorious film � ATTRITION. Obvious stunt doubles, an incomprehensible plot, and lots of mumbling make this one hilarious movie. Seagal is still peaking.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646657-lionheart-is-a-crappy-version-of-bloodsport-jean-claude-van-damme-remak Sun, 22 Aug 2021 19:29:17 -0700 <![CDATA[Lionheart is a CRAPPY version of Bloodsport. Jean-Claude Van Damme remakes his own movies!]]> /author_blog_posts/21646657-lionheart-is-a-crappy-version-of-bloodsport-jean-claude-van-damme-remak For some reason, Jean-Claude Van Damme thought he should continually remake Bloodsport. Lionheart, Kickboxer, and Bloodsport all have the same storyline, but with varying degrees of success. We have all the hallmarks of a Van Damme film here � underground fights, running from the government, and lots of shots of his behind.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/21646658-jurassic-attack-has-the-worst-sfx-ever Sun, 22 Aug 2021 18:37:21 -0700 <![CDATA[Jurassic Attack has the WORST SFX ever]]> /author_blog_posts/21646658-jurassic-attack-has-the-worst-sfx-ever What happens when someone pays ‘homage� to Predator, but with terrible CG dinosaurs replacing an alien? You get JURASSIC ATTACK� or Rise of the Dinosaurs� or whatever this movie is called now. This one is pure SYFY schlock.

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posted by Jason Brant on August, 23 ]]> /author_blog_posts/19742039-final-guys-149-we-summon-the-darkness Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:20:30 -0700 <![CDATA[Final Guys 149 � We Summon the Darkness]]> /author_blog_posts/19742039-final-guys-149-we-summon-the-darkness








Our main feature this week is starring Alexandra Daddario and her two incredible talents. But before we get to those, we have a bevy of horror books and movies to review for you. We’re talking , , , , , , , , , , , and .

















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posted by Jason Brant on April, 20 ]]> /author_blog_posts/19742040-final-guys-148-the-room Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:18:08 -0700 Final Guys 148 � The Room /author_blog_posts/19742040-final-guys-148-the-room








Unfortunately, we aren’t reviewing Tommy Wiseau’s The Room this week, but the french horror flick of the same name. Before we get to that, we’re talking , , , , , , , , , , and .

















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