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381 pages, Paperback
First published October 30, 2012
Helpless, I let the memory wash over me, a bittersweet wave tinged by the copper taste of blood and the blinding gleam of headlights. It was wrapped in the perfect stillness of the asphalt and pine trees through the cracked windshield, overcome by the repetitious seat-belt chime and the remainder of my mother’s brainpan in my lap.
I raised my voice, craning my head over the shelves, trying to remember whatever bits of unicorn lore I knew. “Is anyone here a virgin?�
Silence.
Of course not.
“Just think,� Phineas piped up from my arms. “Now you’re sisters twice over.� He ignored the sour look the three of us sent his way, giving an equine shrug. His beard waggled at us. “Calling it like I see it � you know what they say right? If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the fam—�
He let out a squeal as I yanked on the offending bit of fluff.
“Social security? Please. Tough is not being able to walk into the Spank Bank and pick out my own movies. At least you look human.� Phineas clambered onto one of the extra chairs, his nose quivering. “Think maybe you could ‘just say� some more bacon my way?�
I shoved the remaining slices in his direction, slumping against my own chair. “Why don’t you just use the Internet for your porn like everyone else?�
The unicorn fixed me with a cool stare. “You really want to see my browser history pop up every time you go to check your email?�
”Bah. Mr Sword-Up-the-Ass wanted aged dragon cheese or something. We don’t have that.�
“Do dragons even produce a dairy product?� I frowned at the thought, trying to remember if I’d ever seen it on the inventory.
“Hell if I know.� His face became sly.� I told the little lady if she rubbed my belly I’d make her a unicorn milkshake, though.�
She put her arm around me and the two of us sat there for a moment, two mortals caught up in a whirlwind of OtherFolk magic.
“We’re pretty fucked, aren’t we?� she said finally.
“Probably. Suppose we ought to do something about it, eh?�
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AVISO: SPOILERS DE LIBROS ANTERIORES
Book Description:
Drinking from the waters of lethe and offering herself up as Faerie’s sacrificial Tithe …these just might be the least of Abby Sinclair’s problems.
Abby’s pact with a demon—whether or not she remembers making it—is binding, so she’d better count herself lucky that (in the words of a daemon who knows better) there’s nearly always a loophole. But her friends� reckless attempts to free her, well intentioned though they may be, set off a disastrous chain of events. In no time at all, Abby turns her incubus lover mortal and gets herself killed, cursed, and married to an elven prince whose mother wants her dead. She might have even been able to recover from all that had she not lost the Key to the CrossRoads to her mortal enemy, who promptly uses his restored power to wreak havoc on the OtherWorld and put its very existence in jeopardy.
Only one person can make things right again, but to find her, Abby must place her trust in allies of mixed loyalties, and conquer her nightmares once and for all. Simon and Schuster
© 2012 Reviews by Aurian