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From Chef To Crafter To Conqueror #3
Crafter Part 2
Ryo and company are back!
After arriving back in time and another dimension, Ryo has begun the arduous task of building an infrastructure, creating a military, and staving off the most brutal war machine in human history. All while creating some of the most delicious food and drink his new timeline has ever seen or tasted!
With the help of his AI companion Allen, young Lord So the ruler of Tsushima Island, the grizzled old samurai Saito, a wiley old shinobi named Jiro, a mysterious blind monk, the legendary Marco Polo, and a fugitive empress in waiting how can he lose?
With his knowledge of history and the help of his companions can he stop the unstoppable tide of the greatest conqueror the world has ever known?
Rejoin Chef Ryo as he tries to change history with a little bit of luck, a lot of technical know-how, and some fantastic food!
After arriving back in time and another dimension, Ryo has begun the arduous task of building an infrastructure, creating a military, and staving off the most brutal war machine in human history. All while creating some of the most delicious food and drink his new timeline has ever seen or tasted!
With the help of his AI companion Allen, young Lord So the ruler of Tsushima Island, the grizzled old samurai Saito, a wiley old shinobi named Jiro, a mysterious blind monk, the legendary Marco Polo, and a fugitive empress in waiting how can he lose?
With his knowledge of history and the help of his companions can he stop the unstoppable tide of the greatest conqueror the world has ever known?
Rejoin Chef Ryo as he tries to change history with a little bit of luck, a lot of technical know-how, and some fantastic food!
591 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 30, 2023
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Gabriel Rathweg
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Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked
On weed� Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
EYRTH ONLINE
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
All characters and events in this series�
Even those based on real people�
Are entirely fictional�
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated� poorly�
All music is not mine, none of it, at all�
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content�
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Eyrth Online: The Green Album � Volume 1
400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?
Praise about this book�
“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy� this book is funny as hell!� Me.
“I think I laughed once� Wait, no I definitely laughed one time� I think� did I read your book babe?� My Girlfriend
“I literally pooped myself� but I’ve been sick so� it could have been that.� Some Guy
“What’s a VRMMORPG?� My Dad
“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.� Tim curry.
It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!
Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.
Much Love and a Dank Fatty!
Gabriel Rathweg,
(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity� not for kids)
I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart
Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Your Highness
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
The Goonies
Half Baked
On weed� Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
EYRTH ONLINE
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
All characters and events in this series�
Even those based on real people�
Are entirely fictional�
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated� poorly�
All music is not mine, none of it, at all�
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content�
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Eyrth Online: The Green Album � Volume 1
400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?
Praise about this book�
“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy� this book is funny as hell!� Me.
“I think I laughed once� Wait, no I definitely laughed one time� I think� did I read your book babe?� My Girlfriend
“I literally pooped myself� but I’ve been sick so� it could have been that.� Some Guy
“What’s a VRMMORPG?� My Dad
“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.� Tim curry.
It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!
Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.
Much Love and a Dank Fatty!
Gabriel Rathweg,
(ps there is drug use and lots of profanity� not for kids)
I do not smoke with my hand
I do not smoke with my weapon
I smoke with my heart
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November 24, 2023
Great but muddled
The story is great but why oh why did it have to be cut up into pieces and then rearranged willy nilly? By the end I got really tired of trying to rearrange the pieces and then stitch them together in the right order. You took a great story and put it through a food processor so that it came out shredded. If you do that to the next one I shall be very disappointed. Please can you rearrange this book in the correct order to stop me from screaming in frustration.
The story is great but why oh why did it have to be cut up into pieces and then rearranged willy nilly? By the end I got really tired of trying to rearrange the pieces and then stitch them together in the right order. You took a great story and put it through a food processor so that it came out shredded. If you do that to the next one I shall be very disappointed. Please can you rearrange this book in the correct order to stop me from screaming in frustration.
November 13, 2023
A good read with one annoying part
So I like this story, the characters are great, the plot is great, the setting is fantastic with its historical pieces. But please stop jumping around the timeline like a cricket who drank somebody's energy drink. This entire story could have been done in a linear fashion and would have been a lot more fun to read than having to jump around from now it's the past now it's the future now it's present now it's past future past present past future. Just relax and write a book dude maybe there's some Grand strategy to jump around the timeline but so far I have not seen a single bit of it. Chill and just stay linear
So I like this story, the characters are great, the plot is great, the setting is fantastic with its historical pieces. But please stop jumping around the timeline like a cricket who drank somebody's energy drink. This entire story could have been done in a linear fashion and would have been a lot more fun to read than having to jump around from now it's the past now it's the future now it's present now it's past future past present past future. Just relax and write a book dude maybe there's some Grand strategy to jump around the timeline but so far I have not seen a single bit of it. Chill and just stay linear
June 23, 2024
Now, I should have figured out that the series will go downhill after book #2, yet I kept hope. Not anymore.
The story remains interesting, and because of it I will read the fourth book too, but the rest is barely tolerable. No development of the characters (characters, or simply decors to keep the story progressing), a style that keeps on being repetitive... Three stars is the best this book deserves, and only because of the main story that so far has plenty of merit, to push through the deficiencies.
The story remains interesting, and because of it I will read the fourth book too, but the rest is barely tolerable. No development of the characters (characters, or simply decors to keep the story progressing), a style that keeps on being repetitive... Three stars is the best this book deserves, and only because of the main story that so far has plenty of merit, to push through the deficiencies.
March 18, 2024
Nu har serien korsat från scifi till ren portalfantasy. Inte läsvärd.
May 19, 2024
The non-linear time jumping just doesn't work. It adds nothing of value and creates unnecessary confusion.
Also, the change in narrator is rough. The previous narrator did a much better job with the pronunciations. Take the pronunciation of Tsushima for example. Osorio pronounced it tsu-shi-mah, Fouhey pronounces it as sushi-mah. Fouhey isn't a bad narrator, this book was just a bad fit for his skills.
Overall, the story was still enjoyable. However, if the next book has the same non-linear time jumping and narrator then I'll stop here.
Also, the change in narrator is rough. The previous narrator did a much better job with the pronunciations. Take the pronunciation of Tsushima for example. Osorio pronounced it tsu-shi-mah, Fouhey pronounces it as sushi-mah. Fouhey isn't a bad narrator, this book was just a bad fit for his skills.
Overall, the story was still enjoyable. However, if the next book has the same non-linear time jumping and narrator then I'll stop here.
December 18, 2023
An exciting alternate complex world, especially for a chef
the changes to the island were amazing and plausible. to bring a society from medieval to almost modern required a lit of brain storming. flashbacks were done well to split up preparing and real time happening to move the pilot along cleverly. This quite a historical instruction on a country and time I knew vert little about. Deserves six stars, especially for originalty.
the changes to the island were amazing and plausible. to bring a society from medieval to almost modern required a lit of brain storming. flashbacks were done well to split up preparing and real time happening to move the pilot along cleverly. This quite a historical instruction on a country and time I knew vert little about. Deserves six stars, especially for originalty.
November 3, 2023
I greatly enjoyed these books.
I greatly enjoy these books. I have re-read the first 2 books about 04 times and then re-read the series one size. Saw that book 3 part 2 came out. I highly recommend this book series. And I hope you really enjoy them as much as I did. I can't wait until the next one comes up
I greatly enjoy these books. I have re-read the first 2 books about 04 times and then re-read the series one size. Saw that book 3 part 2 came out. I highly recommend this book series. And I hope you really enjoy them as much as I did. I can't wait until the next one comes up
November 4, 2023
Quite enjoyable
What to say if you have started this series then you know how good it is, a proper page-turner I love the going back in-time alternate timeline and set in feudal Japan is a bonus, what we have is a fantastic story not quite a european swords and sorcery but a refreshing change, i urge people to buy the books and support this great writing.
What to say if you have started this series then you know how good it is, a proper page-turner I love the going back in-time alternate timeline and set in feudal Japan is a bonus, what we have is a fantastic story not quite a european swords and sorcery but a refreshing change, i urge people to buy the books and support this great writing.
November 5, 2023
Non linear time
For those of coming from book 2, don't be surprised and confused (like me) when chapter 1 felt unsyncronized to the end of book 2. Read on, you'll find that this book uses non linear storyline, as in jumping around the sequence. Read on, you will enjoy it!
For those of coming from book 2, don't be surprised and confused (like me) when chapter 1 felt unsyncronized to the end of book 2. Read on, you'll find that this book uses non linear storyline, as in jumping around the sequence. Read on, you will enjoy it!
November 8, 2023
Great series
Fun mix of historic figures, great food and societal considerations. Not a traditional read, but a lot of fun and interestingly new take on time travel. I look forward to the rest of the series.
Fun mix of historic figures, great food and societal considerations. Not a traditional read, but a lot of fun and interestingly new take on time travel. I look forward to the rest of the series.
November 12, 2023
Hmm
I like the story, wasn't a fan of the flip flipping from present to last is ok once in a book but what felt like every other chapter..
Other than that love the story and progression of the of look forward to the next instalment
I like the story, wasn't a fan of the flip flipping from present to last is ok once in a book but what felt like every other chapter..
Other than that love the story and progression of the of look forward to the next instalment
December 17, 2023
Good story, must read soonest.
Some continuity problems from book one to three, but not enough to stop me from reading all three in 2 days. Will be starting book four as soon as I finish this review. Fyi is a real kick, I can't wait to find out what happens next.
Some continuity problems from book one to three, but not enough to stop me from reading all three in 2 days. Will be starting book four as soon as I finish this review. Fyi is a real kick, I can't wait to find out what happens next.
February 6, 2024
Build up to the finale
Dynasties are destroyed by the Mongol hoards but somehow an island directly in there path defy them by preparing for the battle to come. But first a spy must be exposed!
Dynasties are destroyed by the Mongol hoards but somehow an island directly in there path defy them by preparing for the battle to come. But first a spy must be exposed!
April 1, 2024
the plot thickens
As the Tsishimians build up their defenses and training, the mongols make cause with traitors who betray both the Song and Shogunate.
The story builds to a climax at a diplomatic conference. Abiru makes a shocking admission.
I can’t wait for book 4.
As the Tsishimians build up their defenses and training, the mongols make cause with traitors who betray both the Song and Shogunate.
The story builds to a climax at a diplomatic conference. Abiru makes a shocking admission.
I can’t wait for book 4.
September 16, 2024
Wow! Great action, crafting, and characters!
This is an aweasome series, great crafting. Awesome foodie descriptions, awesome civilization infrastructure building, excellent time and place complexity, such
complexity of cultures colliding, fun mc and and and "sidekick".
This is an aweasome series, great crafting. Awesome foodie descriptions, awesome civilization infrastructure building, excellent time and place complexity, such
complexity of cultures colliding, fun mc and and and "sidekick".
September 25, 2024
This series continues to stay quite interesting as the Chef+ AI prepares his island for an oncoming Mongol invasion. Much creative inventing, troop training as well as society and fortification building will be required as will training a new sous-chef..
November 2, 2023
third one is a charm
Best one yet and damn does he ever leave ya wanting more!
The next one can’t get here fast enough
Best one yet and damn does he ever leave ya wanting more!
The next one can’t get here fast enough
November 9, 2023
time goes wild
Time is even more messed up in this book, and at least one event is 3 months late according to what we are told in book 2.
Time is even more messed up in this book, and at least one event is 3 months late according to what we are told in book 2.
November 14, 2023
Well written story with good pace
A fun novel with fun historical references and an enjoyable pace for the action. I enjoy the characters and the action
A fun novel with fun historical references and an enjoyable pace for the action. I enjoy the characters and the action
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November 14, 2023awesome
Fun on a stick. Well written great action. I like this series and this book. I recommend the book for you.
Fun on a stick. Well written great action. I like this series and this book. I recommend the book for you.
November 18, 2023
Awesome
Gabriel Rathweg gives us great characters, intrigue, honor, loyalty, and ‘you can’t stop reading� action. The next edition cannot come out soon enough.
Gabriel Rathweg gives us great characters, intrigue, honor, loyalty, and ‘you can’t stop reading� action. The next edition cannot come out soon enough.
January 9, 2024
I love the setting, the time period and the characters are interresting!
March 1, 2024
Great read
Awesome chapter in the story. I can't wait for the next book to find out what happens next on tsushima island.
Awesome chapter in the story. I can't wait for the next book to find out what happens next on tsushima island.
March 28, 2024
Good read , good characters
Dispite the constant deus ex-machina the characters are well written and the story moves along at a gallop. Recommended unreservedly
Dispite the constant deus ex-machina the characters are well written and the story moves along at a gallop. Recommended unreservedly
October 14, 2024
another superb book
Another superb book in the chef to crafter series, so engrossing that you can’t put it down. Roll on book 4, keep up the good storytelling
Another superb book in the chef to crafter series, so engrossing that you can’t put it down. Roll on book 4, keep up the good storytelling
December 22, 2024
Lost 1 star for multiple pov.
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