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286 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 14, 2017
I took a deep breath, and began searching through my e-mail replies while half of my brain ran circles around my head, screaming in terror. […] I looked at the very first e-mail that came in after the article ran. It began: “Sirs: Your company decision to change the definition of the word ‘marriage� to include the same-sex perversion is an utter disgrace.�
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I rolled my eyes: obviously “irregardless� isn't a valid word, and so it wouldn't be entered into our dictionary. This correspondent had clearly just picked up any old crap dictionary, stumbled across an entry for the nonword “irregardless,� and assumed that we were at fault. Totally frustrating.
I drafted a reply that stated it wasn't in the dictionary, and to prove it, you can visit our website and search our online dictionary for the word, where you will find the following note�. Here I needed the language that we used at that point in time when someone looked up a word that wasn't entered in our online dictionary. I opened up the site, typed in “irregardless,� and promptly lost it: “irregardless� was entered in our dictionary. So great was my surprise that I actually said, out loud and at a normal volume, “You have got to be shitting me.�
Lexicography moves so slowly that scientists classify it as a solid.
In a letter to his publisher, E.B. White, the second half of the famous Strunk and White responsible for the best-selling writing guide The Elements of Style, beautifully expresses the modern complaint against descriptivism:I have been sympathetic all along with your qualms about “The Elements of Style,� but I know that I cannot, and will-shall not, attempt to adjust the unadjustable Mr.Strunk to the modern liberal of the English Department, the anything-goes fellow. Your letter expresses contempt for this fellow, but on the other hand you seem to want his vote. I am against him, temperamentally and because I have seen the work of his disciples, and I say the hell with him.
Descriptivists, those anything-goes hippies: we have seen their work, and right-thinking people everywhere say to hell with them.
Now, as a lexicographer, you are one.
"...the definition is an imperfect thing any way you look at it. A definition is an attempt to explain a word’s meaning using these certain conventions, and you have to distinguish between the definition of a word and the meaning of a word. The meaning is something that resides in the word, and the definition is a description of that. But a definition is an artificial thing."If you are in anyway interested in language, etymology, and the quirks of English, then read this book, as it's a whole lot of fun. Stamper is one of the hidden lexicographers that writes the dictionary. In this memoir, she covers, in some detail, how much work and decision making goes on behind the scenes, plus debunks many of the incorrect assumptions many people have about what the dictionary is actually for. Even when she covers fairly technical subject matter, her tone remains informal and lighthearted (with plenty of pun-based jokes), so it never gets overwhelming. Recommended.