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My Name is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever
President Andrew MacIntyre was having a pretty good first year in the Oval Office. Suddenly, with Christmas rapidly approaching, he's facing one of the worst national security crises in American history. And, it's being masterminded out of a sleazy, New Mexico strip joint? What the hell?
It's little wonder White House National Security Advisor Chet Addington* said this was, "Pretty much the best novel ever."**
* Absolutely, positively, not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
It's little wonder White House National Security Advisor Chet Addington* said this was, "Pretty much the best novel ever."**
* Absolutely, positively, not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
- GenresThriller
224 pages, Paperback
Published March 3, 2018
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Dylan Fairchild
1Ìýbook5ÌýfollowersDylan Fairchild is the pen name of a Virginia-based author. He usually writes much more serious books in a different genre.
"My Name is Nelson" is the author's first thriller. It's a genre-busting blend of comedy, action, romance, politics, and science fiction. "The Indie View" awarded it "five-plus" stars and said, "In terms of sheer storytelling mastery, it's one of the best books we've seen in a while."
The author is happy to respond to any questions and comments on his Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ page, especially witty remarks about his awesome photo.
"My Name is Nelson" is the author's first thriller. It's a genre-busting blend of comedy, action, romance, politics, and science fiction. "The Indie View" awarded it "five-plus" stars and said, "In terms of sheer storytelling mastery, it's one of the best books we've seen in a while."
The author is happy to respond to any questions and comments on his Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ page, especially witty remarks about his awesome photo.
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June 3, 2018
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“My Name is Nelson� is a mix of sci-fi, thriller and adventure, all mixed into one.
Nelson Troutman is a brilliant scientist. Yet, being bullied as a child, and now being considered “different� by everyone in his life, has sent him over the edge. Determined to get some payback, he leaves his job and sets up shop in his favorite strip club. There, he works on his master plan to create the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, all the while enjoying the company of Tiffany Golden, his almost-sort-of girlfriend.
Nelson is determined to get his revenge on all the bullies in the world, and does so in a brilliant clash of genres that leaves the reader at the edge of their seat. Despite Nelson’s tendencies for vengeance, he is an intriguing character that leaves a lasting impression on the reader.
Fast-paced and suspenseful, “My Name is Nelson� reads like an action movie.
“My Name is Nelson� is a mix of sci-fi, thriller and adventure, all mixed into one.
Nelson Troutman is a brilliant scientist. Yet, being bullied as a child, and now being considered “different� by everyone in his life, has sent him over the edge. Determined to get some payback, he leaves his job and sets up shop in his favorite strip club. There, he works on his master plan to create the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, all the while enjoying the company of Tiffany Golden, his almost-sort-of girlfriend.
Nelson is determined to get his revenge on all the bullies in the world, and does so in a brilliant clash of genres that leaves the reader at the edge of their seat. Despite Nelson’s tendencies for vengeance, he is an intriguing character that leaves a lasting impression on the reader.
Fast-paced and suspenseful, “My Name is Nelson� reads like an action movie.
June 6, 2018
Never bully a child not even in your dreams. Each child is a genius in its making and if you bullied him then you had it yourself coming by turning that child to a genius villain.
A thriller with a humour and a swift flowing storyline in a neatly packed stream of words is going to take you for a ride. Sometimes you may hit a rock of humour placed in between the storyline which might challenge the orientation of your reaction but if you manage to avoid or overlook those then it is a good book to amuse yourself.
Since it’s a thriller, I would not divulge any of the details except for that the main character name is Nelson and the book name is also coincides with his name. If you feel curious do give it a read and you might surprise yourself of sympathizing with the villain. In short there are no good or bad people, only there are people stuck or moulded in good or bad circumstances.
A thriller with a humour and a swift flowing storyline in a neatly packed stream of words is going to take you for a ride. Sometimes you may hit a rock of humour placed in between the storyline which might challenge the orientation of your reaction but if you manage to avoid or overlook those then it is a good book to amuse yourself.
Since it’s a thriller, I would not divulge any of the details except for that the main character name is Nelson and the book name is also coincides with his name. If you feel curious do give it a read and you might surprise yourself of sympathizing with the villain. In short there are no good or bad people, only there are people stuck or moulded in good or bad circumstances.
June 18, 2018
This novel starts with the question "What is it?" and that pretty much sums up the entire thing. It leans more towards a comedy with a little bit of a sexual tension, but has elements from most genres. One of the most fun and enjoyable books I've read in a while, I think this is something you definitely should try. The author is witty, the story is well-planned, and I love his style of writing. Don't miss out!
October 7, 2018
Not the best novel ever
Despite the title, I would say this is decidedly not the best novel ever, although is was quite good. There was too much technical stuff that I didn't care about, but otherwise it was a very engaging story, and at times I couldn't put it down. I do recommend reading this one.
Despite the title, I would say this is decidedly not the best novel ever, although is was quite good. There was too much technical stuff that I didn't care about, but otherwise it was a very engaging story, and at times I couldn't put it down. I do recommend reading this one.
July 14, 2018
Author Dylan Fairchild writes in a practised, easy-going style that makes the pages just fly by, so you’ll find yourself consuming My Name is Nelson in one sitting. He also has a great knack for character development, capturing the personality, mindset and status of each character with cleverly succinct snapshots. As fantastical as the story was—socially inept genius takes possession of deadly advanced technology in a reign of terror—I was engaged throughout and quite curious about the outcome.
Where I found myself detaching from the experience was the story’s “packaging�, if you will. It’s categorised as a “thriller�, but from the very first page, the book has you wondering exactly what genre you’re reading. The subtitle, “Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever�, seems to be making fun of itself, placing it within the realm of parody. The narrative then kicks off with an extended round of comic banter in the highest echelons of the White House, so I was pretty much geared up to read a satire. The overall narrative, however, is not structured that way. Though the plentiful off-topic banter can be quite amusing, and helps give the characters dimension, it didn’t bring home any identifiable message for me. (For a moment I thought it may have been a statement about American politics, but that didn’t flesh out.) And with such high stakes and a decent amount of drama, the novel didn’t seem to want to be a straight-up comedy either.
Split personality aside, I was engaged enough by the author’s let’s-not-take-ourselves-too-seriously style and impressive use of military and government vernacular to keep turning the pages, so if you’re looking for an unencumbered flight of fancy (pun intended), you should give this book a go.
Where I found myself detaching from the experience was the story’s “packaging�, if you will. It’s categorised as a “thriller�, but from the very first page, the book has you wondering exactly what genre you’re reading. The subtitle, “Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever�, seems to be making fun of itself, placing it within the realm of parody. The narrative then kicks off with an extended round of comic banter in the highest echelons of the White House, so I was pretty much geared up to read a satire. The overall narrative, however, is not structured that way. Though the plentiful off-topic banter can be quite amusing, and helps give the characters dimension, it didn’t bring home any identifiable message for me. (For a moment I thought it may have been a statement about American politics, but that didn’t flesh out.) And with such high stakes and a decent amount of drama, the novel didn’t seem to want to be a straight-up comedy either.
Split personality aside, I was engaged enough by the author’s let’s-not-take-ourselves-too-seriously style and impressive use of military and government vernacular to keep turning the pages, so if you’re looking for an unencumbered flight of fancy (pun intended), you should give this book a go.
March 21, 2018
My Name is Nelson by Dylan Fairchild
Nelson Troutman has a very painful childhood. Constantly being berated for being different. Losing his only family at a young age. All the while, lagging around a huge brain and mechanical proclivity. Nelson only ever wanted people to be nice to him and others. These wishes extended to adulthood.
Tiffany Golden tolerated her secret life in Raindale. She never knew how much things would change courtesy of her weird and ugly friend. She did not prefer it but she was fine asking for the occasional handout for her utility bills.
President McIntyre never would have guessed that his first year in office would be so colorful and busy. He was faced with the worst National Security crisis with a deranged scientist at the controls. To top it all off, operations were out of a dingy faux Hooters.
Just how much can Tiffany take until she pulls the trigger that finishes her dear friend? She can see him unravel but how far does he have to until she feels responsible for not pulling him out sooner?
First and foremost, the character of Nelson is simply brilliant. So expertly and excellently executed. The reader will sympathize with Nelson’s view of his actions. He is the villain, sure but one cannot help but experience his turmoil. One cannot help but root for his cause though miss-prioritized it may be. Another deep character is Tiffany/ Jill. Her struggle as to whether to support Nelson or just leave him to the wolves is so primal and maternal. It is beautiful and genius. Dylan Fairchild has done a great job with the character. They all come alive and appeal top every facet of the reader.
This story is one filled with childhood traumas rearing ugly heads in adulthood. It is a common narrative but the author gives it a special something that makes the plot of My Name is Nelson simply genius. The flow of the story is effortless. It carries the reader through the wave of emotions and action packed scenes. The drama-filled story is engaging and interesting. It is riddled with heart wrenching moments in Nelson’s journey.
The sheer creativity and imagination of this book is unparalleled. Dylan has done a great job of painting a vivid picture. Everything from the thousands of dollars worth of breasts to Nelson’s breakdown when his former boss visits. It enhances the literary experience.
This is not a book for the fainthearted. There is no happy ending. The author will effectively make you love the villain then completely break your heart in the end when he becomes a piraya. No doubt, you will want all to be dandy and rosy for Nelson in the end but I guess that is not how the world works. Again, this book will break your heart. Not in the tears and sniffling mess kind of heart break but the walk around in a daze for week kind.
His name is Nelson Troutman. He is a research scientist. He is not dysfunctional. He is adorably eccentric. This is the best novel ever.
Nelson Troutman has a very painful childhood. Constantly being berated for being different. Losing his only family at a young age. All the while, lagging around a huge brain and mechanical proclivity. Nelson only ever wanted people to be nice to him and others. These wishes extended to adulthood.
Tiffany Golden tolerated her secret life in Raindale. She never knew how much things would change courtesy of her weird and ugly friend. She did not prefer it but she was fine asking for the occasional handout for her utility bills.
President McIntyre never would have guessed that his first year in office would be so colorful and busy. He was faced with the worst National Security crisis with a deranged scientist at the controls. To top it all off, operations were out of a dingy faux Hooters.
Just how much can Tiffany take until she pulls the trigger that finishes her dear friend? She can see him unravel but how far does he have to until she feels responsible for not pulling him out sooner?
First and foremost, the character of Nelson is simply brilliant. So expertly and excellently executed. The reader will sympathize with Nelson’s view of his actions. He is the villain, sure but one cannot help but experience his turmoil. One cannot help but root for his cause though miss-prioritized it may be. Another deep character is Tiffany/ Jill. Her struggle as to whether to support Nelson or just leave him to the wolves is so primal and maternal. It is beautiful and genius. Dylan Fairchild has done a great job with the character. They all come alive and appeal top every facet of the reader.
This story is one filled with childhood traumas rearing ugly heads in adulthood. It is a common narrative but the author gives it a special something that makes the plot of My Name is Nelson simply genius. The flow of the story is effortless. It carries the reader through the wave of emotions and action packed scenes. The drama-filled story is engaging and interesting. It is riddled with heart wrenching moments in Nelson’s journey.
The sheer creativity and imagination of this book is unparalleled. Dylan has done a great job of painting a vivid picture. Everything from the thousands of dollars worth of breasts to Nelson’s breakdown when his former boss visits. It enhances the literary experience.
This is not a book for the fainthearted. There is no happy ending. The author will effectively make you love the villain then completely break your heart in the end when he becomes a piraya. No doubt, you will want all to be dandy and rosy for Nelson in the end but I guess that is not how the world works. Again, this book will break your heart. Not in the tears and sniffling mess kind of heart break but the walk around in a daze for week kind.
His name is Nelson Troutman. He is a research scientist. He is not dysfunctional. He is adorably eccentric. This is the best novel ever.
May 17, 2018
My Name is Nelson somehow manages to be fun, quirky, heartfelt, and thought-provoking all at once. Although the story is told from multiple points of view, Nelson really takes center-stage. An eccentric genius, he acts on his megalomania by creating a flying weapon that can target pretty much anything, anywhere (including the Christmas tree in the White House!). Throw in a sweetheart of a stripper, and you've got a unique duo whose personalities bounce off each other in a most entertaining fashion. You won't find better writing anywhere--it flows like a stream, and every detail adds richness and makes the story personable. This is a fun, unique story that I think I'll always remember. Hope a sequel is forthcoming!
June 25, 2018
An interesting story yet nothing overtly original or gripping.
I found it to be very predictable, and towards the end of the story, somewhat repetitive.
Still, a decent story nonetheless.
The ending did remind of an unfortunate and tragic event that occurred in real life many years ago and this I found disturbing in it's similarity. To say any more would ruin the story for others.
My suggestion, read this and see if you come to the same conclusion, it is black and white.
You'll make the connection or you won't, there's no middle ground here.
Worth a look.
I found it to be very predictable, and towards the end of the story, somewhat repetitive.
Still, a decent story nonetheless.
The ending did remind of an unfortunate and tragic event that occurred in real life many years ago and this I found disturbing in it's similarity. To say any more would ruin the story for others.
My suggestion, read this and see if you come to the same conclusion, it is black and white.
You'll make the connection or you won't, there's no middle ground here.
Worth a look.
June 9, 2018
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Silly, irreverent, implausible, fun story. Please ignore political or scientific unlikeliness and just buckle up, hold on and enjoy the ride.
Silly, irreverent, implausible, fun story. Please ignore political or scientific unlikeliness and just buckle up, hold on and enjoy the ride.
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September 22, 2018One of the cool things about Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ.com is it permits authors to review their own work. Many authors take this opportunity to merely award five stars for themselves, with no commentary. In my opinion, however, the self-review is a tremendous opportunity for authors to convey what they have attempted to do, and whether they feel like they've accomplished it.
First and foremost, in “My Name is Nelson,� I am having fun. Lots of fun. I usually write weighty, serious novels about intense subjects (under a different name), so it’s nice to let my proverbial hair down and write a popcorn thriller. I wanted to write a fast-paced, humorous page-turner, and I feel like I have definitely succeeded.
Secondly, I wanted to tip my hat to the men and women who defend this great nation of ours. The book is dedicated to them, and you will find various fictional characters from the military and law enforcement communities throughout the book.
Next, I wanted to explore several themes and topics, some more deeply than others: The weight of the American presidency. Wealth inequality. Particle physics and the nature of energy. Bullying and tyranny. Racial strife. LGBT relationships. Alienation and depression. Autistic spectrum disorders. The American news media. Christmas. The power of family. Broken lives renewed. Overall, I’d say the reader will find quite a bit of subject matter packed into 222 pages.
Is this science fiction? Or is it a political thriller? A romance? Maybe it’s satirical comedy? Whatever you wish to call it, I’d say it’s pretty entertaining. Don Sloan of “The Indie View� gave it “five plus� stars and said “It's a tremendously entertaining storyline with rich characterization and cinematic action scenes.� Another five-star review noted, “The sheer creativity and imagination of this book are unparalleled.�
Other reviewers have been less enthusiastic. Although they’ve enjoyed the humorous dialogue, they found the meshing of humor with the thriller genre to be unsuccessful. Additionally, some have criticized the frequent use of CAPS, italics and BOLD FONT! I certainly used quite a bit of them to convey the intensity of such moments as a furious F.B.I raid, a vicious boss berating an underling, or the president being whisked to safety by the Secret Service. Believe it or not, authors actually pay attention to their book reviews, and the novel was retooled during the first week of April to dramatically reduce the reliance on emphatic fonts.
Finally, the reader needs to be aware the book depicts a fictional presidency, taking place sometime in the near future. The book has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama. Nothing.
What if a crazed, mad scientist had a weapon with unlimited power? What if he was ultimately…kind of a misunderstood, nice guy? How would the president stop him? And, what if his operation was headquartered from a cheesy, New Mexico strip club?
It’s little wonder Chet Addington,* the White House National Security Advisor, called this “Pretty much the best novel ever.�**
*Absolutely, positively not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
First and foremost, in “My Name is Nelson,� I am having fun. Lots of fun. I usually write weighty, serious novels about intense subjects (under a different name), so it’s nice to let my proverbial hair down and write a popcorn thriller. I wanted to write a fast-paced, humorous page-turner, and I feel like I have definitely succeeded.
Secondly, I wanted to tip my hat to the men and women who defend this great nation of ours. The book is dedicated to them, and you will find various fictional characters from the military and law enforcement communities throughout the book.
Next, I wanted to explore several themes and topics, some more deeply than others: The weight of the American presidency. Wealth inequality. Particle physics and the nature of energy. Bullying and tyranny. Racial strife. LGBT relationships. Alienation and depression. Autistic spectrum disorders. The American news media. Christmas. The power of family. Broken lives renewed. Overall, I’d say the reader will find quite a bit of subject matter packed into 222 pages.
Is this science fiction? Or is it a political thriller? A romance? Maybe it’s satirical comedy? Whatever you wish to call it, I’d say it’s pretty entertaining. Don Sloan of “The Indie View� gave it “five plus� stars and said “It's a tremendously entertaining storyline with rich characterization and cinematic action scenes.� Another five-star review noted, “The sheer creativity and imagination of this book are unparalleled.�
Other reviewers have been less enthusiastic. Although they’ve enjoyed the humorous dialogue, they found the meshing of humor with the thriller genre to be unsuccessful. Additionally, some have criticized the frequent use of CAPS, italics and BOLD FONT! I certainly used quite a bit of them to convey the intensity of such moments as a furious F.B.I raid, a vicious boss berating an underling, or the president being whisked to safety by the Secret Service. Believe it or not, authors actually pay attention to their book reviews, and the novel was retooled during the first week of April to dramatically reduce the reliance on emphatic fonts.
Finally, the reader needs to be aware the book depicts a fictional presidency, taking place sometime in the near future. The book has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama. Nothing.
What if a crazed, mad scientist had a weapon with unlimited power? What if he was ultimately…kind of a misunderstood, nice guy? How would the president stop him? And, what if his operation was headquartered from a cheesy, New Mexico strip club?
It’s little wonder Chet Addington,* the White House National Security Advisor, called this “Pretty much the best novel ever.�**
*Absolutely, positively not a real person
** He's been known to be wrong about stuff
April 2, 2018
The world is full of unique individuals, some are quirky, and a majority of them are true geniuses. What would you do if you encountered a genius that didn’t seem to have all of their marbles in order? That’s the unfortunate feeling quite a few people are experiencing when they’ve encountered a character named Nelson Troutman. In “My Name Is Nelson�, author Dylan Fairchild introduces his readers to Mr. Nelson Troutman, a research scientist that works at Full Spectrum Kinetic Solutions in New Mexico. A very interesting man who seems to have developed a coping mechanism of repeating his name and his job title several times to whomever he interacted with. From at a glance, anyone reading this would just assume he could be suffering from a mental illness, which in fact he’s highly intellectual. He’s a survivor of growing up in an orphanage, defending himself from the constant torments of his bullies. One thing you’ll notice, he calls people out when they’re being rude or mean, while at the same time enjoys spending time surrounded by those who’ve been nothing but nice to them. Amongst these nice people, he tries to spend time around is a lovely young woman, an exotic dancer at a gentleman’s club named Tiffany Golden. The bond her and Nelson share is one of uniqueness, it can be seen as a great friendship with innocent bonuses.
Apparently, bullies exist in all forms of power and have been trying to instill fear overseas, demanding resources in exchange for the freedom of their captured hostages. The President Andrew James MacIntyre is responsible for ensuring the safety of all people, both within the United States and other nations abroad. It is only that Nelson Troutman decided to take things into his own hands using his developed machinery, which he calls the UMEAD, or Ultra-Magnitude Energy Absorption and Diffusion, to handle bullies. I agree with Nelson that people should be nice to everyone and not harm anyone. Those that do wrong or are mean to anyone should be punished in some way because being mean is wrong.
The author did a great job at titling this book because potential readers are instantly curious to know who this Nelson Troutman is. Turns out he’s an intriguingly fascinating character that has beyond genius abilities, but at the same time coming from a troublesome childhood. Trauma, specifically anything that occurs during ones� childhood is what makes or breaks the mold of a person into a well-maneuvered societal human being. There were a few moments when I felt empathetic to Nelson even though he wreaked havoc in New Mexico, and becoming a threat to the country. It was interesting to witness how much-broken people can share in common all based on not having the greatest foundation growing up into adulthood. This book offers written perspectives on various characters and what troubles they’re currently dealing with. Even though not all related at first, these are the same people that add to the mix of what goes on in our world. I enjoyed reading this book and learning about Nelson, he can very well be a relatable character to someone out there in our real world.
Apparently, bullies exist in all forms of power and have been trying to instill fear overseas, demanding resources in exchange for the freedom of their captured hostages. The President Andrew James MacIntyre is responsible for ensuring the safety of all people, both within the United States and other nations abroad. It is only that Nelson Troutman decided to take things into his own hands using his developed machinery, which he calls the UMEAD, or Ultra-Magnitude Energy Absorption and Diffusion, to handle bullies. I agree with Nelson that people should be nice to everyone and not harm anyone. Those that do wrong or are mean to anyone should be punished in some way because being mean is wrong.
The author did a great job at titling this book because potential readers are instantly curious to know who this Nelson Troutman is. Turns out he’s an intriguingly fascinating character that has beyond genius abilities, but at the same time coming from a troublesome childhood. Trauma, specifically anything that occurs during ones� childhood is what makes or breaks the mold of a person into a well-maneuvered societal human being. There were a few moments when I felt empathetic to Nelson even though he wreaked havoc in New Mexico, and becoming a threat to the country. It was interesting to witness how much-broken people can share in common all based on not having the greatest foundation growing up into adulthood. This book offers written perspectives on various characters and what troubles they’re currently dealing with. Even though not all related at first, these are the same people that add to the mix of what goes on in our world. I enjoyed reading this book and learning about Nelson, he can very well be a relatable character to someone out there in our real world.
April 22, 2018
This is a genre I have never read before, so I was nervous to see if I would like it or not. But, this has to be the perfect book to get into the genre because the author's writing is phenomenal. The characters were well-developed, and the narrative pulls you in. I could see this playing out on a movie screen.
There was a lot of humor, which with the genre being a comedic thriller I expected a decent bit, but at times I was confused if I should find something funny or not. For thriller being in the genre title, it was odd to be laughing so much. But, again, this was my first time reading this particular style.
Nelson is by far my favorite character. Hats off to the author for writing a villain in such a way that you connect with him. That says a lot for this author’s ability. I enjoyed this book and I want to look out for more by this gentleman, I think he has a gift and can only excel in his writing.
There was a lot of humor, which with the genre being a comedic thriller I expected a decent bit, but at times I was confused if I should find something funny or not. For thriller being in the genre title, it was odd to be laughing so much. But, again, this was my first time reading this particular style.
Nelson is by far my favorite character. Hats off to the author for writing a villain in such a way that you connect with him. That says a lot for this author’s ability. I enjoyed this book and I want to look out for more by this gentleman, I think he has a gift and can only excel in his writing.
April 2, 2018
The first year of President Andrew MacIntyre’s term has been going well. With Christmas settling in, he was prepared for a quiet holiday with his family. Nelson Troutman comes onto the scene and destroys any chance for President MacIntyre to get any R&R. The research scientist has created a powerful weapon that is aimed to protect people from bullies, but does not realize that he is possibly the greatest threat to the US, all from his operation that exists in a strip club in the middle of nowhere New Mexico. It will be up to the President to figure out how to defuse this situation before it escalates.
My Name is Nelson by Dylan Fairchild is a book that defies all sorts of genre conventions. Plenty of humor, with a dash of political thriller and tech/science fiction thrown in, makes a story that can possibly appeal to anyone. And this is a good thing too, considering not everyone appreciates so much humor in a book, but it can be a refreshing change to all of the various genres Fairchild is bringing together through My Name is Nelson.
The characters are by far the best piece of this, including Nelson Troutman the antagonist and villain of the book. His characterization comes out through his personal flaws and past that bring out his logical reasoning and instead of cringing away from the villain like we ought, we are instead drawn to Nelson and his struggle. MacIntyre is good as far as protagonists go, but the light really shines on Nelson, which seems to be the natural fit given that the book is named after him.
The actual prose of the book is readable and fast paced in most places. There are steps that Fairchild takes that push me from the book, which is more related to his style than prose, but there were times I thought he took too much of a wind up with is descriptions and words. The omniscient point of view is a little difficult to parse, but luckily Fairchild is able to keep the reader on track with whose thoughts we are listening to and that takes a lot of skill and practiced prose. What ends up becoming a real stumbling block is his style with dialogue. There are bolded, italicized, and words in parentheses, which serve to throw the reader directly out of the story. This is a huge issue and as a reader, I’m not completely sure why he did it. The extra formatting doesn’t add anything, but does take away from the immersion.
This style coupled with the overdone humor that makes the book out to be more of farce than the thriller that Fairchild clearly wishes makes me wish he kept some of his jokes to himself. I laughed, but there were times when I thought he should have just let one slide of fall to the wayside.
Overall, My Name is Nelson is an incredibly ambitious book that is able to achieve what it sets out to, while on other points it tends to fall flat. Any reader who enjoys humorous books and thriller will find themselves very pleased with what Fairchild is offering.
My Name is Nelson by Dylan Fairchild is a book that defies all sorts of genre conventions. Plenty of humor, with a dash of political thriller and tech/science fiction thrown in, makes a story that can possibly appeal to anyone. And this is a good thing too, considering not everyone appreciates so much humor in a book, but it can be a refreshing change to all of the various genres Fairchild is bringing together through My Name is Nelson.
The characters are by far the best piece of this, including Nelson Troutman the antagonist and villain of the book. His characterization comes out through his personal flaws and past that bring out his logical reasoning and instead of cringing away from the villain like we ought, we are instead drawn to Nelson and his struggle. MacIntyre is good as far as protagonists go, but the light really shines on Nelson, which seems to be the natural fit given that the book is named after him.
The actual prose of the book is readable and fast paced in most places. There are steps that Fairchild takes that push me from the book, which is more related to his style than prose, but there were times I thought he took too much of a wind up with is descriptions and words. The omniscient point of view is a little difficult to parse, but luckily Fairchild is able to keep the reader on track with whose thoughts we are listening to and that takes a lot of skill and practiced prose. What ends up becoming a real stumbling block is his style with dialogue. There are bolded, italicized, and words in parentheses, which serve to throw the reader directly out of the story. This is a huge issue and as a reader, I’m not completely sure why he did it. The extra formatting doesn’t add anything, but does take away from the immersion.
This style coupled with the overdone humor that makes the book out to be more of farce than the thriller that Fairchild clearly wishes makes me wish he kept some of his jokes to himself. I laughed, but there were times when I thought he should have just let one slide of fall to the wayside.
Overall, My Name is Nelson is an incredibly ambitious book that is able to achieve what it sets out to, while on other points it tends to fall flat. Any reader who enjoys humorous books and thriller will find themselves very pleased with what Fairchild is offering.
August 5, 2018
Nelson Troutman han one of the most brilliant minds in the scientific community, but he is also quite damaged due to an episode in his life where he was heavily bullied. In his mature years he is in charge of an important investigation, but one day he totally flips out and seeks refuge in a strip club, and from there he will try to make the world right again without caring about the casualties left behind.
This is, at the same time, a hilarious and endearing story. On one hand, we have Nelson, a brilliant scientist but so dysfunctional that he isn't able to have a normal conversation. He's one of those remarkable characters like Forrest Gump, that will make himself a place in our heart. He has great scientific knowledge, but has a very simplistic view about life: the good and the bad people, black or white. I enjoyed the characters in the book, and also how the story switches between different point of view. There's a little twist tying some parts of the story that I quite enjoyed.
I wonder why the author says this is a thriller, when it doesn't feel like it. I would place it between humor, drama, and fiction. Someone may say that it could also be catalogued under science-fiction, but I wouldn't dare to say so, since the science in the book was really far fetched, and it's not even a central aspect in the book.
The story was very good, but I am unable to give it five starts, because it didn't completely click with me. I think it was because I found very hard to connect to Nelson, and even though we get some background story, there is still something missing to make him human. I also found his talk very repetitive, and I know that it was intentional, but I would have liked that his quirkiness would have been shown in a more sophisticated way.
Erick Johnson delivered an excellent narration, switching voices and styles in an amazing way, creating the illusion of having several different people. He also inflected the exact dose of humor to his speech at the right moments, providing a colorful narration, and adding real value to the audiobook.
All in all it was a very enjoyable listen, and I would like to know what other adventures Dylan Fairchild has in store for us.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
This is, at the same time, a hilarious and endearing story. On one hand, we have Nelson, a brilliant scientist but so dysfunctional that he isn't able to have a normal conversation. He's one of those remarkable characters like Forrest Gump, that will make himself a place in our heart. He has great scientific knowledge, but has a very simplistic view about life: the good and the bad people, black or white. I enjoyed the characters in the book, and also how the story switches between different point of view. There's a little twist tying some parts of the story that I quite enjoyed.
I wonder why the author says this is a thriller, when it doesn't feel like it. I would place it between humor, drama, and fiction. Someone may say that it could also be catalogued under science-fiction, but I wouldn't dare to say so, since the science in the book was really far fetched, and it's not even a central aspect in the book.
The story was very good, but I am unable to give it five starts, because it didn't completely click with me. I think it was because I found very hard to connect to Nelson, and even though we get some background story, there is still something missing to make him human. I also found his talk very repetitive, and I know that it was intentional, but I would have liked that his quirkiness would have been shown in a more sophisticated way.
Erick Johnson delivered an excellent narration, switching voices and styles in an amazing way, creating the illusion of having several different people. He also inflected the exact dose of humor to his speech at the right moments, providing a colorful narration, and adding real value to the audiobook.
All in all it was a very enjoyable listen, and I would like to know what other adventures Dylan Fairchild has in store for us.
I received this audiobook as part of my participation in a blog tour with Audiobookworm Promotions. The tour is being sponsored by Dylan Fairchild. The gifting of this audiobook did not affect my opinion of it.
March 28, 2018
My Name is Nelson is a genre I haven't read before � comedic thriller, and I'm not sure it's one I warmed to as I found it bizarre and confusing in both intention and execution.
The novel is set in present-day America (I base this on the fact that a character drives a fourteen-year-old Dodge Neon; the last year for this model’s release was 2005), yet this America looks little like actual present-day America. Strange usages (the use of constable instead of police officer, the incorrect renderings of Dr. Pepper and Mr. President, spelled here as Doctor Pepper and Mister President) suggest an unfamiliarity with American products and preferences. Furthermore, ripped-from-the-headlines references � Boko Haram, a white supremicists� rally � point to disturbances rippling across the social fabric of America, yet the person looming over this � Donald Trump � is only given the briefest of mentions.
In this alternate-version America, the greatest threat isn’t the aw-shucks President who stress-eats mincemeat pies to deal with a Christmas that’s been wrecked by political unrest. It’s Nelson, a weird, socially awkward scientist who’s figured out how to vaporize people and things he doesn’t like. Add a stripper with a heart of gold, a money-hungry owner of a jiggle joint, and an intellectual lesbian with a high-powered job in the government, and the result is an array of farcical hijinks.
The dialogue is the chief pleasure, with all the viewpoint characters given clear internal and external voices. Occasionally, it's rendered with too heavy of a hand in the form of excessive italics and bolding, but overall, it was realistic and witty.
Mostly, I wasn't sure how I was supposed to respond to My Name is Nelson. It’s humorous, even laugh-out-loud funny, with plenty of pithy observations. However, this muted the thriller effects, which meant the novel lacked the breakneck pacing and taut structure that I’ve come to associate with the genre. As such, it didn't work for me as either a thriller or a screwball political comedy.
The novel is set in present-day America (I base this on the fact that a character drives a fourteen-year-old Dodge Neon; the last year for this model’s release was 2005), yet this America looks little like actual present-day America. Strange usages (the use of constable instead of police officer, the incorrect renderings of Dr. Pepper and Mr. President, spelled here as Doctor Pepper and Mister President) suggest an unfamiliarity with American products and preferences. Furthermore, ripped-from-the-headlines references � Boko Haram, a white supremicists� rally � point to disturbances rippling across the social fabric of America, yet the person looming over this � Donald Trump � is only given the briefest of mentions.
In this alternate-version America, the greatest threat isn’t the aw-shucks President who stress-eats mincemeat pies to deal with a Christmas that’s been wrecked by political unrest. It’s Nelson, a weird, socially awkward scientist who’s figured out how to vaporize people and things he doesn’t like. Add a stripper with a heart of gold, a money-hungry owner of a jiggle joint, and an intellectual lesbian with a high-powered job in the government, and the result is an array of farcical hijinks.
The dialogue is the chief pleasure, with all the viewpoint characters given clear internal and external voices. Occasionally, it's rendered with too heavy of a hand in the form of excessive italics and bolding, but overall, it was realistic and witty.
Mostly, I wasn't sure how I was supposed to respond to My Name is Nelson. It’s humorous, even laugh-out-loud funny, with plenty of pithy observations. However, this muted the thriller effects, which meant the novel lacked the breakneck pacing and taut structure that I’ve come to associate with the genre. As such, it didn't work for me as either a thriller or a screwball political comedy.
April 9, 2018
This genre of novel was new to me and I was interested to see if I liked the style. However, the author was very engaging in writing style and it sucked me into the story straight away. I took a very lighthearted approach to the story and plot and thoroughly enjoyed the read. The author has well-developed narrative between the colourful characters and this is definitely a strong point in the writing. On occasions, the style is confusing as unsure as whether the author intended it to be totally a comedy (due to the amount of humour) or thriller or the novel isn't even sure in itself, but, as I took it as the first, I was able to be swept along and enjoy the read and not take it too seriously.
The ambitious premise behind the novel, an underdog geek who works at Full Spectrum Kinetic Solutions aims to take things into his own hands and creates a weapon (UMEAD) destroy all the baddies, is a plot that can't help but draw you in! Troutman is a unique character and despite being the villain in the story, you warm to him. With an ending that you don't want to happen but totally suits the unique plotline, you'll be left thinking about it long after you have finished. An interesting and different read.
The ambitious premise behind the novel, an underdog geek who works at Full Spectrum Kinetic Solutions aims to take things into his own hands and creates a weapon (UMEAD) destroy all the baddies, is a plot that can't help but draw you in! Troutman is a unique character and despite being the villain in the story, you warm to him. With an ending that you don't want to happen but totally suits the unique plotline, you'll be left thinking about it long after you have finished. An interesting and different read.
August 10, 2018
This book was many first for me, first time listening to this narrator, first time reading/hearing the author and my first Comedic Political Thriller. A favorite moment in the book a hungover American President in the Oval Office, LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! My Name Is Nelson: Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever is really the best novel ever, I loved every minute of it.
Author Dylan Fairchild gives you an amazing read My Name Is Nelson is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, with an amusing story bringing his own brand of justice to the world’s elite. Narrator Eric Johnson performed perfectly, he made the story come to life both the writing and the narrator worked hard together to have such a successful audible. My Name Is Nelson has so many great moments throughout the book humor, politics, crazy antics and on top of that it was a thriller. Erik Johnson is absolutely spot-on, accents, even singing, creating the illusion of having several different people.
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Author Dylan Fairchild gives you an amazing read My Name Is Nelson is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, with an amusing story bringing his own brand of justice to the world’s elite. Narrator Eric Johnson performed perfectly, he made the story come to life both the writing and the narrator worked hard together to have such a successful audible. My Name Is Nelson has so many great moments throughout the book humor, politics, crazy antics and on top of that it was a thriller. Erik Johnson is absolutely spot-on, accents, even singing, creating the illusion of having several different people.
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August 5, 2018
This was something that took me by surprise, I loved it!! I love this kind of humor, and I thought, as did a lot of other reviewers, that this is a VERY well-written story. Great characters, great narration, really make this into something special. A thrill ride that takes no prisoners. It's not what I expected, but definitely pleasantly surprised. Very compelling work, and I'd definitely like to read/listen to more from this author, and narrator as well. There's definite talent here, and I'd recommend it, great stuff :)
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
October 17, 2019
"...Pretty Much the Best Novel Ever" is not prophetic; it's a snarky quote from the eponymous Nelson, the protagonist with the most mental health issues of any I've ever met in a long reading career. He is in no way appealing, and neither is his story, really, when you get into the middle of it. Yes, he has a noble quest - to knock out bullies - but the sci-fi way he goes about it and the repercussions, which are all too real-world, turn him into a bully of the first rank. The whole premise spirals out of control in a way that is certainly silly, but not really in a comic way. It comes off pathetic and cartoonish, and out of the writer's grasp; it began as something he could handle, but quickly careened off and became an unfocussed batch of impressions by the end, leaving a bad aura behind.
February 5, 2021
Fun Political Thriller In A Strip Joint
This story revolves around Nelson, a nerdy scientist with a heart, who tries to save the WORLD from nasty bullies along with his exotic dancing girlfriend, Tiffany! His inventions allows him to vaporize the bad guys anywhere on earth. By triggering social unrest and economic decline The President, the FBI , etc. devise a daring plan to thwart Nelson's shenanigans. Funny situations are interspersed with politics, physics, military, law enforcement, and strip bar life throughout this plot. Just a daring and entertaining read full of surprise twists.
This story revolves around Nelson, a nerdy scientist with a heart, who tries to save the WORLD from nasty bullies along with his exotic dancing girlfriend, Tiffany! His inventions allows him to vaporize the bad guys anywhere on earth. By triggering social unrest and economic decline The President, the FBI , etc. devise a daring plan to thwart Nelson's shenanigans. Funny situations are interspersed with politics, physics, military, law enforcement, and strip bar life throughout this plot. Just a daring and entertaining read full of surprise twists.
July 3, 2018
This book was a lot of fun. And since I am not a 'genre' reader, which means I will pick up all different books and read them without pre-opinions, I prefer a book that sets its own paces and builds its own themes. My Name is Nelson promises a fun read right from the beginning. The characters are fleshed out, from the quirky genius hero (?) Sheldon-type main character Nelson to the president and his wife. Dylan Fairchild has a love of detail that doesn't bog down this fast paced, thriller/satire. Recommended reading.
August 30, 2019
Delightful and a touch mad
Is this the best book ever? No, but as a former denizen of greater Washington, DC, and a former employee of a TLA, I found it amusing, sometimes inspired, and ultimately satisfying. It's part cautionary tale and part sci-fi, with a side of human relationships and characters who are wholly believable. If this series continues, I'd be at the front of the line with my Zesty Jack, waiting for my copy.
Is this the best book ever? No, but as a former denizen of greater Washington, DC, and a former employee of a TLA, I found it amusing, sometimes inspired, and ultimately satisfying. It's part cautionary tale and part sci-fi, with a side of human relationships and characters who are wholly believable. If this series continues, I'd be at the front of the line with my Zesty Jack, waiting for my copy.
November 29, 2019
Intrigue, wit, social justice.... Mostly in a strip club
Really enjoyed this. Though not an engineer myself, I work with a lot of folks like Nelson, although slightly more stable. The complexities of being on the spectrum were treated with sensitivity, while at the same time showing how reasonable it is for others to become exasperated.
And with today's politicians so lacking in compassion and beholden to interests outside the public good, Nelson is wonderful Don Quixote.
Really enjoyed this. Though not an engineer myself, I work with a lot of folks like Nelson, although slightly more stable. The complexities of being on the spectrum were treated with sensitivity, while at the same time showing how reasonable it is for others to become exasperated.
And with today's politicians so lacking in compassion and beholden to interests outside the public good, Nelson is wonderful Don Quixote.
April 12, 2020
Absolutely " tongue - in - cheek " Story
A fun romp through various genres. Science (fiction), sex, politics, adventure, are just a few. Characters are well drawn and personality insights excellent. The humor is infectious and plentiful. For those negative reviewers who appeared to expect a literary masterpiece or Tom Clancy tome, get a grip! This novel is a comic spoof and we'll done !!
A fun romp through various genres. Science (fiction), sex, politics, adventure, are just a few. Characters are well drawn and personality insights excellent. The humor is infectious and plentiful. For those negative reviewers who appeared to expect a literary masterpiece or Tom Clancy tome, get a grip! This novel is a comic spoof and we'll done !!
November 14, 2021
Best Book Ever!
There are only few stories that I have enjoyed reading as much as this one in the past couple of years. I practically 'inhaled' this book. This is political satire at it's BEST!
It is well written, the plot is actually believable, characters are well developed and the ending it so good that I looked immediately for more books by D Fairchild - but alas: I was unable to find any.
Dylan: PLEASE write more!!! Your fans are eagerly awaiting!
There are only few stories that I have enjoyed reading as much as this one in the past couple of years. I practically 'inhaled' this book. This is political satire at it's BEST!
It is well written, the plot is actually believable, characters are well developed and the ending it so good that I looked immediately for more books by D Fairchild - but alas: I was unable to find any.
Dylan: PLEASE write more!!! Your fans are eagerly awaiting!
October 9, 2018
This was fun!
I had a good time reading this. The story was totally implausible and the characters were over the top. In other words, thoroughly enjoyable. I look forward to the further adventures of Jill and Julie.
Finding this book was a happy accident. Thank you Dylan Fairchild, whoever you are.
I had a good time reading this. The story was totally implausible and the characters were over the top. In other words, thoroughly enjoyable. I look forward to the further adventures of Jill and Julie.
Finding this book was a happy accident. Thank you Dylan Fairchild, whoever you are.
June 29, 2019
My Name is Nelson
Loved this book. Crazy, fun read. Got such a kick out of all the abbreviations. That's something that drive me crazy. I never know what the hell the news media Is talking about. The whole thing kept me laughing one minute and biting my nails the next. Great read!
Loved this book. Crazy, fun read. Got such a kick out of all the abbreviations. That's something that drive me crazy. I never know what the hell the news media Is talking about. The whole thing kept me laughing one minute and biting my nails the next. Great read!
May 16, 2020
An amusing tongue-in-cheek novel that was a welcome light-read in the midst of pandemic news and a refreshing break from the more complex and involved books I have been reading of late. I wanted something not-too-serious but not fluffy, and I think this fit the bill. Nothing was overly complex. No shocking turns of events. But it wasn't poorly written or dumb.
November 15, 2021
A well deserved subtitle.
This book grabbed me from the first page and did not let go. The "villain" Nelson is a well drawn character with real feelings and motivations. At the end one is left wishing that things could have gone differently while realizing that the book wouldn't have been so good if they had.
This book grabbed me from the first page and did not let go. The "villain" Nelson is a well drawn character with real feelings and motivations. At the end one is left wishing that things could have gone differently while realizing that the book wouldn't have been so good if they had.
April 12, 2018
Not my usual style...
But loved this book. Granted some of the pages I had to read again and again to get the concepts.....but we'll the guy out and we'll written book! I will be looking for the next one soon hopefully!!!!
But loved this book. Granted some of the pages I had to read again and again to get the concepts.....but we'll the guy out and we'll written book! I will be looking for the next one soon hopefully!!!!
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