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Oh shoot, are they having trouble driving sales of mystery novels? And here I was, foolishly focusing on driving sales of washtub basins. I was even ignoring my own bias toward driving sales of V.I. Warshawski/Another Stakeout double feature DVDs. My information must be old. Anyway, once I find out where the mystery novels need to be driven to (the bank? the grocery store?), I'm on the case.
I don't think you were that far off base driving sales of washtub basins. I think your only miss here is that you didn't combine the two needs to drive sales of MYSTERY washtub basins. Those washtub basins with mysterious qualities such as a false bottom or an evil spirit or an appreciation for Nickelback. Once you identify this mysterious washbasin and begin selling it on Amazon, you can drive it to the mall and sneak it into Forever 21. Place it between the My Little Pony comic book and V.I. Warshawski/Another Stakeout double feature DVD displays and you will achieve transcendent enlightenment only paralleled by leaping a crick whilst in the General Lee with the Duke boys.
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Apr 23, 2017 04:33PM
Oh shoot, are they having trouble driving sales of mystery novels? And here I was, foolishly focusing on driving sales of washtub basins. I was even ignoring my own bias toward driving sales of V.I. Warshawski/Another Stakeout double feature DVDs. My information must be old. Anyway, once I find out where the mystery novels need to be driven to (the bank? the grocery store?), I'm on the case.
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I don't think you were that far off base driving sales of washtub basins. I think your only miss here is that you didn't combine the two needs to drive sales of MYSTERY washtub basins. Those washtub basins with mysterious qualities such as a false bottom or an evil spirit or an appreciation for Nickelback. Once you identify this mysterious washbasin and begin selling it on Amazon, you can drive it to the mall and sneak it into Forever 21. Place it between the My Little Pony comic book and V.I. Warshawski/Another Stakeout double feature DVD displays and you will achieve transcendent enlightenment only paralleled by leaping a crick whilst in the General Lee with the Duke boys.
