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December 8 - December 9, 2020
“Age is relative, Noah. You have to find the fun in life or it’s not worth living.�
Oh my god, I want to fuck a vampire. Who’s hundreds of years older than me. My life has become one of those teen movies the girls at my high school used to get all weird over. All that’s left for me to do is get all dramatic and introspect� Like I’m being right now. Fuck. My. Life. I’m a teenybopper vampire lover.
“Okay, that’s it. We have to find a way to shut your brain up before I lobotomize you!� Ah, the dulcet tones of my love.
“I love you,� I burst out. “I love you. I’ve waited over eight hundred years to feel like this. I’ve loved before, but nobody’s ever been you. I think I started to love you when you broke my nose.�
