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“How were you able to summon me?� I demanded. The purple woman burst into tears and waved her arms around her. “I don’t KNOW, OK?! I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting!�
“Who or what are you?� She gathered her courage to clamber upright and held the spoon before her like a sword. Adorable. Adorable and horribly useless. Focus.
“K-Kain?� she stammered. “Kain the Destroyer? What kind of weird DnD crap is that? What are you destroying aside from my kitchen?� “Armies, assassins, kingdoms, the structural integrity of a bridge once. Whatever my mistress commands. Though by the looks of it…you destroyed your kitchen.�
“Of course,� I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.�
“Stay here. Read me the first instruction.� Daisy gave a small shiver at the command. I liked that. “Yes, daddy. I MEAN.� Her mouth snapped shut, and she fixed a glare at the book in front of her. “Fine.� I nodded at her approvingly. “Good girl.�
