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“Be it holy soldier or thieving pirate, all shall know the wrath of Kain the Destroyer!� “HOLY CHEESE AND RICE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?� a woman shrieked. I turned to face my new mistress but slipped on a gooey substance and fell flat on my ass. The flaming sword dissipated into nothing.
Best. Entrance. Ever.
“How were you able to summon me?� I demanded. The purple woman burst into tears and waved her arms around her. “I don’t KNOW, OK?! I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting!�
No matter the size of the opponent, I would present her with her enemy’s heads on sticks and prove my strength. Then seducing her should be easy. Women love a man who delivers.
“If it’s any consolation, mistress,� I glanced down at her round face and grinned. “I am a very high-level demon.�
