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“Why I Like Being Baldy

� Never have to pay for a haircut
� No need for styling
� The birds love it
� You can get together with a fellow baldy and pretend to be a pair of tits
� You can pretend to be Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Galaxy, with more conviction than people with hair
� It makes you look hard
� Richard O’Brien
� You can draw a line down the middle of your head and pretend to be a cock
� A hat will always fit
� No dickies
� Save money on Shampoo
� Time saver should you wish to become ordained into an order of Buddhist monks

Why I Don’t Like Being Baldy

� Can never make a balloon static to entertain a child
� Might get mistaken for Ross Kemp
â€� Lack of hair”