“Jacob asked Laban about Rachel’s bride price, as she had said he would that very first day. Since it was clear that his nephew had no means or property, Laban thought he could get the man cheap, and made a magnanimous show of offering his daughter for a mere seven yearsâ€� service. Jacob laughed at the idea. “Seven years? We are talking about a girl here, not a throne. In seven yearsâ€� time, she might be dead. I might be dead. And most likely of all, you could be dead, old man. “I will give you seven months,â€� Jacob said. “And for the dowry, I’ll take half your miserable herd.â€� Laban jumped to his feet and called Jacob a thief. “You are your mother’s son, all right,â€� he raged. “You think the world owes you anything? Don’t get too proud with me, you afterbirth, or I’ll send you back to your brother’s long knife.”
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Anita Diamant,
The Red Tent