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#1

“Stay low, stay quiet, keep it simple, don't expect too much, enjoy what you have.”
― Dean Koontz

tags: instructions-for-survival, misanthropy, philosophy-of-life, simple-life

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#2

“Don鈥檛 walk in front of me鈥� I may not follow
Don鈥檛 walk behind me鈥� I may not lead
Walk beside me鈥� just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

tags: attributed-no-source, friends, friendship, misattributed-albert-camus

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#3

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: carpe-diem, education, inspirational, learning

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#4

“When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

tags: hate, self-loathing

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#5

“To one's enemies: "I hate myself more than you ever could.”
― Alain de Botton

tags: self-loathing, twitter

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#6

“Do you hate people?鈥�

鈥淚 don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
― Charles Bukowski, Barfly

tags: humour, misanthropy, paraphrased

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#7

“I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”
― Bill Hicks

tags: humour, misanthropy

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#8

“What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.”
― Andr茅 Malraux

tags: misanthropy

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#9

“Misanthropes have some admirable - if paradoxical - virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial. 鈥渟hips that pass in the night.鈥� As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.”
― Florence King

tags: misanthropy

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#10

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister鈥檚 Keeper

tags: disappointment, loneliness, loner, solitude

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#11

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion

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#12

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul

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#13

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

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#14

“There is no friend as loyal as a book.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: books, friends, novelist-quotes

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#15

“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”
― Toni Morrison

tags: books, writing

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#16

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
― Bill Keane

tags: attributed-no-source, hope, inspirational, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt, past, present, widely-misattributed

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#17

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

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#18

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

tags: retribution, revenge

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#19

“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged”
― Heinrich Heine

tags: life, philosophy, revenge, wisdom

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#20

“Beware the fury of a patient man.”
― John Dryden

tags: revenge, warning

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#21

“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”
― Samuel Johnson

tags: humor, humour, mankind, misanthropy

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#22

“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

tags: homicide, suicide

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#23

“But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.”
― Albert Camus

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#24

“Did you really want to die?"
"No one commits suicide because they want to die."
"Then why do they do it?"
"Because they want to stop the pain.”
― Tiffanie DeBartolo, How to Kill a Rock Star

tags: intent, pain, suicide

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#25

“I AM IGNORANT of absolute truth. But I am humble before my ignorance and therein lies my honor and my reward.”
― Khalil Gibran

tags: wisdom

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#26

“A fox looked at his shadow at sunrise and said, 鈥淚 will have a camel for lunch today.鈥� And all morning he went about looking for camels. But at noon he saw his shadow again-and he said, 鈥淎 mouse will do.”
― Kahlil Gibran, The Madman

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#27

“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.”
― Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

tags: misanthropy, optimism, suicide

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#28

“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.”
― H. P. Lovecraft

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#29

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown”
― H.P. Lovecraft, Supernatural Horror in Literature

tags: fear-of-unknown

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#30

“Never Explain Anything”
― H.P. Lovecraft

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