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“I love you,�� he murmurs as he rests his head on my shoulder. “I love you so much. Don’t leave me.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“The whole weekend turned out to be one giant round of excruciating foreplay, and if he doesn't stop stalling and give me some relief pretty damn pronto, there's going to be a girl-parts rebellion the likes of which he's never seen. I'm wound tighter than Jane Fonda's latest facelift, goddammit.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“It's a fucking crime that you haven't been kissed properly.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“It’s not like I didn’t have friends in high school. I did. But I was always careful to be the Cassie I thought they expected. Happy, easy-going, nonthreatening. Smart but not intimidating. Pretty but not desired. The one who acted as the go-between when someone liked a boy, but never the one the boy liked.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I take the lighter and resist the urge to hug him. Tristan says I can be a little too touchy-feely. Actually, his term is touchy-fucky but I modify it to make myself feel better.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“He’s sold his soul to Lucifer in return for sexual powers over frustrated virgins. It would explain a lot.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I feel like I'm in a disaster movie, and that belt is the iceberg that's going to sink the good ship Orgasm. It must be destroyed.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I get a crystal-clear image of Holt as a modern-day Mercutio.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Back when I still thought her brother was born of a human mother and not spawned straight from Satan’s asshole.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“So you're his new Juliet, huh? Has he ruined you yet? Run while you still can. Trust me on this. You do not want to be around when that boy self-destructs. He'll just take you with him, and the damage he'll do will fuck you up forever. Just ask my therapist. And my sponsor.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“It doesn't have to be like this."
"Then what should it be like, huh? Please, tell me. After all, you're the one who always makes decisions about our relationship. How do you want to play it this time? Friends? Fuck buddies? Enemies? Oh, wait, I know. Why don't you play the piece of shit who broke my heart, and I'll be the woman who doesn't want anything to do with him outside the rehearsal room? How would that be?”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“After all, history proved that eventually, everyone leaves me. Why would you be any different?
Now I know that you were.
Are.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“uh, I don’t know. It’s hard”—God, I said hard while looking at his crotch—“to say. I mean �� uh �� wow.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Let me help you be brave.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Yeah, sure, I can do a passionate play with my ex-lover, who broke my heart not once, but twice. No problem.
I bang my head against the wall.
If there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their queen.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“We start to sway again. We're not actually dancing, just rocking side to side. Not moving forward or backward. Just moving.
Like most of our time together, we're treading water.
Trying not to drown.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“try to explain to her she’s dead and therefore has no further need for Romeo’s impressive erection, but she’s finding it difficult to suspend her disbelief.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“and I really can’t afford to have a sad vagina.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Dear God, Holt looks good in that costume. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I bet he has a very nice penis. I bet it's glorious, like his stupid perfect face, and gorgeous eyes, and muscled body. I bet if he entered his penis in a competition, it would win "Best in Show" and he could walk around with a giant blue ribbon stuck to his crotch.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I never realized how much it hurt to not be with you until I saw you again, and the pain went away.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“He has one of those faces that stops you when you’re flipping through a magazine. Not textbook handsome, but mesmerizing. Like a book cover that begs you to flip it open and get lost in the story.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I have no issue with Elissa. She's a fantastic stage manager, and we've worked together before. In fact, a million years ago we used to be good friends. Back when I still thought her brother was born of a human mother and not spawned straight from Satan's asshole.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Still, he’s being nice to me, so I decide to be nice to his ass and allow myself to notice how hot it looks in his jeans.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Do I need to explain how to make love to a woman? Because although I’ve never had the pleasure, I’m fairly certain it involves thrusting.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“The chuckle happens again, and I swear to the Almighty God of Justifiable Homicide, I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“Wrong part of my body to put your hands on, sweetheart. Don't you want to give some relief to the part of me that's been hard as fuck ever since I read your stupid diary? Don't you want to feel the hell you're putting me through? You want to touch a cock so much? Go right ahead. Put your fucking hands on me and put me out of my misery.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I don’t think you understand. I have no moves. I’m move-less.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“I prepare to conjure a personality.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo

“bet if he entered his penis in a competition, it would win “Best in Show�� and he could walk around with a giant blue ribbon stuck to his crotch.”
― Leisa Rayven, Bad Romeo