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There are thousands and thousands of them, and they range from serious to silly to sad to joyful to pensive to whimsical to whatever mood I am in at the moment.

Sometimes I include tweets where I hurl abuse at politicians, McDonald’s, and any other dirty public entity that profits at the people’s expense.

Each one represents a moment in time for me, so you get to enjoy an inner tour of my brain.

This book is well over 500 pages of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!]]> 4743 Jarod Kintz Timothy 0 to-read 3.97 2011
author: Jarod Kintz
name: Timothy
average rating: 3.97
book published: 2011
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But don’t worry, based on the NFL’s recent concussion scares, all this book’s characters were made to wear helmets before these hard-hitting issues were tackled. �

Some central questions will be answered, like:�

Who is Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and why is he trying to take over the world?�

Will Jackson Jackson Jackson be able to thwart Dark’s diabolical plans? And why does he have a last name for a first and a middle name? �

Is Abby Norma Sykes simply too sexy to be featured in such a dramatic thriller such as this book clearly is? �

Finally, is it improper to refer to a dwarf as a midget? And what is the shortest height you can be without technically being a dwarf? Is it really as tall as 4�11�? Does that make a person who’s 4�10� the World’s Tallest Dwarf?�

This book doesn’t actually discuss such serious social issues as I alluded to in the last paragraph, but it should. I’ll speak to the author immediately, and maybe he’ll address them in the sequel.�

Oops! Did I just spoil the surprise? Yes, I most certainly did! Well, there it is—there will be more adventures featuring Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Jackson Jackson Jackson, Abby Norma Sykes, and a smorgasbord of other quirky characters. �

This is just the first book of many (unless of course the government poisons me to stop me from exposing their methods of exploitation).]]> 90 Jarod Kintz Timothy 0 to-read 4.48 2013
author: Jarod Kintz
name: Timothy
average rating: 4.48
book published: 2013
rating: 0
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date added: 2016/02/21
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