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Sometimees called Twisted Genie or Broken Wishes, this is a fun game where you make a wish and then someone 'curses' it.

E.g.

Person 1= I wish I could fly.

Person 2= Granted, but you end up flying forever.
I wish it was Spring.

Person 3= Granted, but mutant flowers start growing in your yard.
I wish I had a puppy.

Person 4= Granted, but it chews up your shoes.
I wish...

Get it?

I'll start....
I wish that there more hours in the day. :)

Granted, but you would spend those 3 hours doing chores.

I wish I was a shapeshifter

Granted, but you can only shape shift into a frog.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but only in swamp water.

I wish I could read peoples thoughts.

Granted, but you could never stop reading other people's thoughts.

I wish I knew what smartphone I should buy.

Granted, but you could never unknow peoples' feelings.

I wish I could read every book on my to-read list.

Granted, but you will hate all of them.

I wish my siblings wouldn't argue so much.

Granted, but now they can't talk.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

Granted, but it is made of poo.

*ha ha I am immature!*

I wish I could buy all my favourite books for free on my Kindle and love them all!

Granted, but all of the books overload your kindle so that you can never turn it on again.

I wish I could move out and get my own place.

Granted, but it will be a cr@ppy little shack with no roof and all your possessions will be eaten by bears. And your parents will hate you and never want you back :)

I wish I could sing higher than I can now

Hahaha
Granted, but your singing voice, and regular talking voice would be so high that only dogs could hear you and your new nickname would be Dog Falsetto.

I wish I had long hair.

Granted, but it would grow so long that it would trail behind you and things would always get stuck in it.

I wish I could find the perfect pair of earrings.

Granted, but they would rip holes in your ears and you would never be able to wear them again.

I wish that school would give me interesting work every day. (Most times it's good - I love school - but sometimes it gets REALLY boring!)

Ouch. Thats comforting. :D

Granted, but after a while everything gets boring, so your doomed! (Lame, I know!)

I wish that I wouldn't have to go back to school so soon (on holidays currently).

Same, I am hols too.

Granted, but it means that you will never have holidays again as a swap for one longer holiday.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of heights. (There is a really obvious bad side to this! Wonder who will say it.)

I don't know if this is it but... (If I'm wrong you can totally laugh and point.)

Granted, but you'll have to face your fear to not be scared of heights! (Commence pointing and laughing.)

I wish that I could remember all the characters and plots lines of books I read.

*Pointing and laughing* I was thinking of not being afraid so I walk to the top of a cliff, and cause I'm not scared I fall to my death :)
That was obvious to me, but maybe not to everyone else. ;)

Granted, but each time you remember something from a book you forget something in real life (Your name, family, homework, that you need to go to the toilet - BAD idea lol.

I wish that I will get gold medals and trophies in all my dances in my next Irish Dancing competition!

Oohhh oops my brain is really not on today. Don'tmake me do Maths.

LOL really bad idea.

Granted, but you end up cheating and you get disqualified 'cause of it!

I wish that I could have an endless supply of awesome bookmarks.

Lol - how do you cheat in dancing, besides bribing judges? Not that I've ever done that before. Pshh. What would make you say that? LOL!

Granted, but they will disintegrate the moment you pick them up.

I wish my dad would let me on his iPad :(

I don't know it was the first thing that came to mind (sabotage everyone else?) :D

LOL wow, thoose some reliable bookmarks!

Granted, but somehow you end up dropping it out the window.

I wish I could get an Ipad.

Granted, but the moment you get it, the world ends and the power goes out so you could never ever use it.

I wish I had a brother or sister.

Granted, but you will be forever plagued by them (trust me, I am the youngest, along with my twin, and it is FUN to tease siblings) and one of them will turn out to be a serial killer who has a special grudge against you.

I wish that whenever someone took pictures of me I would actually look good. (I hate photo's!)

Granted, but just like the story of Medusa, anyone who gazes on the photo of you will turn to stone, so no one will ever see and remember how absolutely beautiful it was.

I wish that Sherlock season 3 would come out like right now!!!

Which Sherlock? If you are talking about the BBC Production with Benedict Cumberpatch and Martin Freeman, you have no bad side. If it is The movie, meh. Anything else, and you are granted your wish but Sherlock will be ridiculous and the series will be a fail.

I wish that the next Downton Abbey season would come out!

ok but all your favorite characters wont be in it and the script would be rubbish.

I wish I didnt have any homework

Granted, but then next day you'll have to do 3x the home in compensation for it.

I wish that ice cream would fall out of the sky like snow. LOL

Granted, but when Summer comes it will all melt and fester and people will drown in floods of off diary.

I wish that my hair wasn't so curly.

Granted, but it would become so straight that it would become like porcupine quills. (Awesome hair!)

I wish that it isn't so hot in the Summer Time.

Granted, but instead Summer and Winter will swap round.

I wish I could finish writing my book/story faster.

Granted, but then, you would also shift winter so that it was colder than ever before.

I wish that I didn't have any obligations and could just read for the rest of my life.

Granted, but then you will be completely friendless (beside your book friends) and die of depression and loneliness.

I wish I could have my own awesome laptop.

(You know, I'm okay with that curse.....)
Granted, but it would be a really old laptop that was created the same year you were born.... So, it would really suck.

I wish that I had an iTunes Card for $600

Granted, but the ID number will be faulty and the money won't work, so the card will be useless.

I wish I could get my mobile phone back (I dropped it in the ocean and broke it :(

Granted, but it won't work.

I wish I could finish all of my work in an hour.

Granted, but then all of your work will accidentally burn because you have enough time to take a nice long bath with nice fancy soap and soft music playing and fragranted candles smelling sweet... and then the candle knocks over and you nod off and suddenly, all of your work is burned.

I wish I could buy some makeup

Granted, but it will be mucking out a pigsty.

I wish I could breathe underwater aswell as out of water

granted but you cant speak to any land creatures

I wish we had lockers at our school

Granted, but they would always get things stolen from them?

I wish that I could do the spilts (used to be able to).

Granted, but it will rip your hamstrings and you won't be able to walk ever again

I wish I could get a good class when I get back to school.

Ouch... LOL

Granted, but you will have an absolutely horrible teacher.

I wish my hair wasn't so stubbornly straight (cannot hold curls).

That was my reality all last year - except I had a bad class as well :(

Granted, but whenever you curl your hair it will go all greasy and look absolutely horrible!

I wish my feet weren't so big. (It is so hard to find shoes!)

Granted, but your feet will be so small that everyone will call you peggy (because your feet look like peg legs)

I wish that I never had to sleep and could just read throughout the night.

Granted, but then you would turn into a vampire and never see the light of day again, your family will leave you and you will be expelled from humanity.
Love life. >:)

I wish I could never get fat. (I'm not fat now, in fact I'm skinny as, but you never know. I like yummy food, and we all know where that leads! :)

LOL Granted, but you'd become so thin that you'd literally become stick thin.

I wish that I could be taller. (My friends joke that I look like a ten year-old - they love to exagerate :P)

Granted, but you would be really, REALLY tall. So tall that you couldn't go out in public, or go to school, or live in your house. In fact, you would grow so tall the Government would come to take you to Area 51 becuase they think you're an alien.

I wish that all the books I'm waiting for to be published would be released all at once!

LOL, wow.

Granted, but they'd end up being horrible books because the authors were rushed to publish them. *Gasp*

*scream*Never! lol :)

...Did you have a wish, or is this genie going to lie forgotten in her lamp?

Ohh sorry, lol. I was multitasking at like 10 pm lol.

I wish that I had photographic memory.

Granted, but you will see something really, really gross/violent/scary (your mind can fill in the blank) and you will remember and be plagued by the scene for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to start school again next week.