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Effing titles are evil.I have no clue what to call my effing WIP. It doesn't even have an effing working title, it is just known as "that book".
WIP is right. i feel like i'm being whipped for no good reason
expectations of witty and charming on twitter and blogs are evil. I hate trying to be cute. I'm not cute.Just buy my *** books. Leave me alone. I don't want to chat, twitt, or tell you funny stories. so there!
thanks for the safe place, Charles
Mary wrote: "expectations of witty and charming on twitter and blogs are evil. I hate trying to be cute. I'm not cute.Just buy my *** books. Leave me alone. I don't want to chat, twitt, or tell you funny stori..."
Hahahaha Mary, you got it right on the money there! Hell, everyone in here does.
Jack: Wendy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?Wendy: Yeah.
Jack: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing
[types]
or whether you *don't* hear me typing, or whatever the *f* you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, *that* means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
Wendy: Yeah.
Jack: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the f out of here? Hm?
I'm mad, and that's a fact.I found out animals don't help.
Animals think they're pretty smart.
Sh@# on the ground, see in the dark.
~Talking Heads
hey! no mods allowed!omg mods amirite ugh
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F this, f that, f it all. Okay, I got all my negativity off. *Heads back to the book where he's killing an entire family off one by one.*
B.B. wrote: "Charles wrote: "hey! no mods allowed!omg mods amirite ugh"
#Charlessmellslikedogfarts"
omg no personal attacks rule breaker
y u keep asking me all these weird, intrusive questions
Mary wrote: "Just buy my *** books. Leave me alone."I want this on a T shirt. I would wear it everyday, and it would be my most favorite T shirt ever.
Sometimes I want to punch my motivation to write in the face for always bailing on me at the last possible second.
B.B. wrote: "It's since that dodgy, less than platonic message you sent me. I'm afraid for my existence"u mad i won't send u pics?
THIS IS f*ING OUT OF ORDER! WHAT THE f* ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE?HEY, I FEEL A BIT F*ING BETTER ALREADY!
What?! I just edited this f***ing thing!
B.B. wrote: "Charles wrote: "B.B. wrote: "It's since that dodgy, less than platonic message you sent me. I'm afraid for my existence"u mad i won't send u pics?"
Please, I'm just a poor writer; I can't afford..."
It only hurts the first time.
Eff you tornadoes. Eff you hail. And eff you to me for thinking uploading 9gb over wifi was a good idea. And eff you buttcheeks for going numb while I wait out this storm.
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omg mods amirite ugh"
All the mods to Charles' thread! Wait... I think I'm the only one that hasn't f*ed with it yet.
I'm at work.
My tooth hurts.
Shuck this. This is Bullfit.
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With the word "story" in the middle.
F** it.
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It's all the sweet stuff he says about you when you aren't around. It gave me a cavity.
Dwayne wrote: "All my f*ing covers will soon be plain white fields.With the word "story" in the middle.
F** it."
And your blurb will be, "Open the effing book and read it."
B.B. wrote: "Everyone, Christina's buttcheeks are numb"And I was hangry.
Christina wrote: "B.B. wrote: "Everyone, Christina's buttcheeks are numb"And I was hangry."
Is that like a combination of hungry and angry? Because I get like that when hungry. I'm hungry right now... anger rising!
It's getting cold outside and I hate being cold *punches the wall* Ow.
Melissa wrote: "Christina wrote: "B.B. wrote: "Everyone, Christina's buttcheeks are numb"And I was hangry."
Is that like a combination of hungry and angry? Because I get like that when hungry. I'm hungry right ..."
Yes. The hanger is real.
mean old mods pooping up my discussion
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oh man smells like a traditional publishing house in here
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Okay that made me giggle, but I'm on the wrong thread, so I'm mad.
omg everytime one of you mods come in here i have to stop what i'm doing and put my pants back on
Well that would be a lot easier if you didn't fill them with buttery mashed potatoes first, wouldn't it?
Oh, by the way, to our new mods: the rule is to stay positive and be nice to all members.Except Charles.
He deserves it.
He knows what he did...
...last summer.
;p
It WAS you! Wasn't it, Charles? behind the mask after midnight on a dark and stormy night?
B.B. wrote: "Everyone, Christina's buttcheeks are numb"TMI
Micah wrote: "B.B. wrote: "Everyone, Christina's buttcheeks are numb"TMI"
Exactly.
The
Most
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I think Ann is nervous and needs help keeping an eye on the clubhouse.
Eff you stupid boss who made me move my entire office only to tell me (once I was done) to move back to my original one. I could have been writing in that time. Oh, who am I trying to kid. I would've probably contemplated the exact color description of Doritto's Sweet Chilli instead of writing because I can't get effing motivated right now.
OMG with all these people at work trying to get me to do work when I'm in the middle of writing!
BTW, this really worked. I feel so much better. Although I think giggling at all your comments helped. That and the potato chips I inhaled when I realise hangry is a real thing.
f u stupid f blurb i f hate you and wish you would die
#deathtoblurbs