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Granted but they're sealed and you can't read them

I wish I was a good rock climber

@ Christine: you can't be so nice, you have to write a curse too, or it's not fun :)

Granted, but you're a bad meteorologist and get lost in a snow storm.

I wish I could play the drums.

Granted you will

I wish I can go rock climbing

Again...Granted, but you're a bad meteorologist and get lost in a snow storm

I wish i had a Mustang

Granted you will but I don't think so lol

I wish I can play the drums

Granted you can play the drums when I get my mustang ( and why not? Lol)

I wish I could rock climb

Granted but you'll have to climb after me (that IS a curse LoL )

I wish I could speak and read Japanese

Granted, but ill steal your ability because I'd love it too.

I wish I could play a part in the game of thrones books.

Granted you will

I wish I can drive a car

Granted but you don't have money for gas

I wish money grew on trees

Granted but money burns in your pocket for a year

Wish I was jack whites GF.....hmmmmm.

Granted, along with 50 other girls

I wish I wasnt so lazy!

Granted, but you still get nothing accomplished.

I wish my son was young again.

He's young again, but ages twice as quick.

I wish I played the drums

Granted, but Meg White kicks your butt

I wish I had a tye dye washing machine

Granted, but after a while it looses it's colour.

I wish I could sleep for a week

Granted, but then you wake up with a big ol' beard like Rip Van Winkel.

I wish I lived in the Star Wars universe.

Granted, but you get shot a million times but never die, so you have to live in agony for the rest of your life.

I wish my cousin(s) weren't so annoying.

Granted, but now you realize that's why you love them and now it's just a hollow, shallow relationship.

I wish I wasn't all sad and stuff after making this post.

Granted, but soon you become one of those anoying, TOO happy people.

I wish I could actually get to sleep at a reasonable hour.

Granted, but you get up at an unreasonable hour

I wish I could remember to finish my posts

Granted, but that's all you remember

I wish I could see why the last post is funny, cuz it is

Granted, but then you don't laugh because you've suddenly lost your sense of humor.

I wish I was (much) smarter than I am.

Granted, but it's opposite day today

I wish I could eat guacamole ( I get stomach aches, bad ones!)

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat anything BUT guacamole. You then die from stomach pains.

Got a wish, Lissa?

Oh, sorry! I wish I could go back in time.

Granted you will



I wish i can raise a lot of money for the make a wish foundation of new jersey

Granted but you only have ten seconds to give it to them. RUN


I wish I had a pet fox

Granted but your allergic to fox fur

I wish for a raise

Granted, but then you get fired.

I wish I could buy a new car.

Granted, but it would be too slow.

I wish to write a book.

Granted, but it turns out horrible and nobody ends up reading it.

I wish I could read emotions like one would read a book. *if that makes any sense*

Granted, but it never gets published

I wish to have the persona 4 bundle pack!!!!!!

Granted you will



I wish i can write a book about my life

Granted, but you'll get to live for 100 years so it'll be veeeery long :)

I wish the dishes were done by themselves

Granted but they're suicidal so they break themselves

I wish I'd meet Robert Downey Jr. IRL!

Granted but he has really bad body odor.

I wish I could read minds

Granted but you then realise how awfully clinical people can be and that your supposed friends are just useimg you and talking behind you back. *cruel, I know but it's a curse so you'd expect nothing else. Don't take it to heart*

I wish I had a British accent.

Granted but no one will understand you when you talk.

I wish I could get all A+'s in school.

Granted and you will



I wish i could play the piano with my tongue

(You have to drop a curse too, Christine; )

Um... granted but people are going to think you're weird and avoid you, so... :)

I wish that I could sing well.

Granted and you will sing very well



I wish i didn't have this medical problem

Granted but you will have to drink horrible tasting medicine 4 times a day to keep it from coming back.

I wish my son would make up his mind on which college he wants to go to.

Granted, but then he will drop out of college after the first day.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Granted, but that's because you're going to live today over and over again. Just like that movie "Groundhog's Day."

I wish my car's check engine light wasn't flashing

granted !! but now all the other lights continually flash.

i wish i had a horse.

Ganted, but it will never let you go near it.

I wish that my job was to read as much as I want, whatever I want, all day long.