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Happy New Year, Steve - all the best for 2014!

Constance wrote: "Hey! I just bought your book from Amazon!"

Hey, thank you so much! HoPE you enjoy it!

Hey! I just bought your book from Amazon!

Mike wrote: "Your mustache compels me to accept your invite."

It's almost as powerful as the power of Christ.

Your mustache compels me to accept your invite.

Eve wrote: "i had an odd feeling it was the right thing to do :/"

You've never been more right in your life.

i had an odd feeling it was the right thing to do :/

Pam (E.P. Scott) wrote: "Hi Steve,

So, um...well, with a reply to my "how do you know me" like the one you gave... LMFAO... how can I not accept.

Thx for the friendvite :)
Cheers
P"

HOORAY FOR FRIENDS! WOO HOO! What time should I come over for lunch? And, can you drive me to the airport tomorrow?

Thought you'd get a kick out of Kelly's review, although the comment thread might give you an even bigger kick.

Steve wrote: "Renetta wrote: "Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!"

Nope, not gonna do that. ..."

That's great! If I kept a diary I would swear that you were peeking. I do the same, I figure any day now it will start working out for me.

Renetta wrote: "Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!"

Nope, not gonna do that. Strategy and I don't go together very well. I pin all my life hopes on random, dumb luck seeing me through.

Thanks for the friend request... I suspect marketing strategy? *sideways glance with an eyebrow raised* Two actually, I never could get just one to lift!

On with the friendship, Steve; Thanks.

How did I get a notification with just your name and handsome face?

*Dr S wrote: "“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.�� Let our resolution be to stay happy, stay healthy, be nice to our friends in 2012. Self-help and sp..."

Dude... fuck off.

hey can u comment my new pics i need ur true opinions bout them i want 2 kno wat u see and wat is saying 2 u
and also pleaz have ur friends may leave a comments on my pics

Thanx u!!! :)

Robin wrote: "Just ordered Muscle Memory as an early birthday present for myself. Hopefully it will be a fun read."

Sweet, Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy it.

Just ordered Muscle Memory as an early birthday present for myself. Hopefully it will be a fun read.

Its kind of funny, I thought we were already friends on here. Anyway, Muscle Memory is finally shipping from Amazon, so I'm pretty excited

Caitlin wrote: "Hey, thanks for the friend request!"

My pleasure - I love Hello Kidney!

Hey, thanks for the friend request!

Thanks for the friend request.

1,100 friends? We'll see about this. You seem like you might be a good source for weird or sicky shit recs - I'm into that.

Thanks for the friendship Steve!

Nice suspenders! Brings back such fun memories!

Steve,
I got my signed copy of Wolves Dressed as Men, thank you so much! I enjoyed it! I am looking forward to reading Muscle Memory.

So many books....so little time, well there is time if I don't want to clean, cook, eat......

Sangria3 wrote: "I love everything your write! You're hilarious! :D"

Thanks!

Thanks for the friend request Steve....

Dude! i just ordered Wolves from B&N. cheers.

Cheryl wrote: "Thanks for the friend request."

My pleasure. Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but for some reason, I'm not getting notifications when people comment on my profile.

Thanks for the friend request.

G N wrote: "All the bizarro best in 2011, Steve!"

Same to you, G N!

All the bizarro best in 2011, Steve!

Jasmine wrote: "holy shit your book is amazing, and I'm only 20 pages in"

Awesome! I love that it has elicited Holy Shit from you!

holy shit your book is amazing, and I'm only 20 pages in

Sam wrote: "Oh, why thank you, Steve :) Skorts=death. LOL."

My pleasure. Fuckin' skorts...

Tame wolves? Looks like the right place to ease into...erotica rating notwithstanding.

G N wrote: "Wolves dressed as men masquerading as lambs to the slaughterhouse of memory. Gobbets of bizarro await me...."

Nice... Though the Wolves will be fairly void of bizarro gobbets...

Wolves dressed as men masquerading as lambs to the slaughterhouse of memory. Gobbets of bizarro await me....

guess whose book I bought today?

jonathan safran foer's...

yours also made it onto my credit card somehow.


What kind of bookstore is it?

barnes and noble

Jasmine wrote: "yay. I ordered your book into the store today so I can read it."

Wow, thanks! That's so cool of you. What kind of bookstore is it?

yay. I ordered your book into the store today so I can read it.

Jasmine wrote: "hi friend of caris!"

Hi Jasmine. I know this is like a week late, but blame my absentmindedness.

K.I. wrote: "HOLA!"

Hi KI!

Miriam wrote: "In addition to the geographic coincidence, I see we have almost the same birthday."

Ha! Sweet. It's a small Interwebs after all.

In addition to the geographic coincidence, I see we have almost the same birthday.

hi friend of caris!

Kate wrote: "Thanks Steve for your comment regarding Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy. I'm going to add it to my next Amazon order, since I totally need something funny after trudging my way through [bo..."

No problem. I wouldn't have mentioned it if I didn't plan on buying a copy myself.

Thanks Steve for your comment regarding Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy. I'm going to add it to my next Amazon order, since I totally need something funny after trudging my way through My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes! LOL!

Thanks for adding me and you have my condolences (I see your a Cubs fan). GO REDS!!