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A Promise of Fire by Amanda Bouchet
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2.5 stars

This book . . . *shakes head*

I received an ARC of A PROMISE OF FIRE early in the year, and I was excited about it too, b/c fantasy romance, I love it. And it's rare. So new author, new series, hell yes, I will board that train.

Then I started reading it.

Two things:

1. First person, present tense. Which I HATE. It's my least favorite perspective to read from.

2. Poseidon. What in the Sam Hill is Poseidon doing in a fantasy world, I ask you? Hmm??

The second is admittedly one of my weird quirks that probably won't bother the rest of you, but it irks the fire out of me when real world people or religions (or, you know, other stuff) show up in high fantasy and/or make believe worlds. You can have Middle Earth or you can have Hinduism, and never the twain shall meet. #jessicasrules

Borrowing a real world religion is the tactic of a lazy author to avoid creating her own. Also, it breaks continuity.

Long story short, I DNF-ed it at probably less than 5% and hadn't thought about it since . . . Until the Best Books of 2016 lists start coming out, and it's on like four of them.

So I'm like . . . Okaaaaay . . . Did I give up too soon, or is the majority cray?

It's somewhere in the middle, I think.

But it's complicated.

Bouchet has created in her heroine, a womanchild who is occasionally hilarious, frequently courageous, and repeatedly irritating--Cat is as stubborn as she is inconstant.

Think about that for a second. Stubborn . . . yet inconstant.

If I'd encountered that description pre-Cat, I'd have been at a loss to imagine what it looks like. BUT. This is post-Cat, so it's not a problem.

Observe:

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Context: I'LL NEVER TELL!!

Three pages later:

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Context: I will tell you ALL THE THINGS! B/c ANGRY! Even though it's dangerous for me to do so! *hiss* *spit*

This happens A LOT.

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Unsurprisingly, the source of much of Cat's inconsistency is her immaturity. By the midway point, Griffin (who is NOT a manboy, no siree, he is all MAN), has kissed her either two or three times, and each time she's swooned, until she "comes to her senses," which entails violence in the form or hitting or kicking, followed by angry exclamations of "Yuck!" or "Gross!"

Don't believe me?

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And that's only the beginning of Cat's juvenile behavior.

The trouble is that she's also entertaining as hell. And the plot, once I got past the presence of the Greek pantheon, is equally entertaining.

That being said, no one will be surprised that this is Bouchet's first novel. Her non-magic population is called the "Hoi Polloi." YES, as in the unwashed masses, and she needs to embrace her genre for what it is--when someone narrows their eyes, it is not an "ocular threat" (*rolls eyes*). BUT. She shows clear promise, and I'm interested to see where the next installment takes us.

SO. Not really comfortable making a recommendation just yet . . . Do what you will. *shrugs awkwardly*

Jessica Signature"
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Rating860673443 Sat, 24 May 2025 08:57:21 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia liked a readstatus]]> / ]]> UserStatus1068077766 Sat, 24 May 2025 08:56:38 -0700 <![CDATA[ Giulia is 37% done with A Promise of Fire ]]> A Promise of Fire by Amanda Bouchet Giulia is 37% done with <a href="/book/show/59645282-a-promise-of-fire">A Promise of Fire</a>.
Giulia wrote: unbearable FMC �
Wattpad ass writing �
idk man I might drop this ]]>
ReadStatus9350753607 Fri, 25 Apr 2025 07:35:58 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia started reading 'A Promise of Fire']]> /review/show/7456022539 A Promise of Fire by Amanda Bouchet Giulia started reading A Promise of Fire by Amanda Bouchet
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Review7493134885 Thu, 24 Apr 2025 06:23:29 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia added 'A Ship of Bones & Teeth']]> /review/show/7493134885 A Ship of Bones & Teeth by Karina Halle Giulia gave 3 stars to A Ship of Bones & Teeth (Kindle Edition) by Karina Halle
bookshelves: dark, english-american-lit-and-more, fantasy, historical-fiction, made-my-skin-crawl, mermaids, pirates, romance, retellings, vampires
weird and mildly unhinged mash-up of The Little Mermaid and Pirates of the Caribbean. it was both extremely entertaining and bloody, and I love that the author's note said she just wanted to write something for her own enjoyment and without any pressure from the public. sometimes, that's all writing should be.
also, now I miss the sea, and it will be a while before I visit home again. damn it.

note: check the TWs if you decide to read this. ]]>
ReadStatus9346405590 Thu, 24 Apr 2025 04:00:04 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia wants to read 'Boy Parts']]> /review/show/7514669480 Boy Parts by Eliza  Clark Giulia wants to read Boy Parts by Eliza Clark
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Review7457535157 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 16:03:11 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia added 'Radiance']]> /review/show/7457535157 Radiance by Grace Draven Giulia gave 5 stars to Radiance (Wraith Kings, #1) by Grace Draven
bookshelves: fantasy, beautiful-writing, amazing-characters, best-of-2025, books-i-love, english-american-lit-and-more, high-fantasy, humor, main-character-is-on-point, romance, secondary-characters-are-awesome, mmc-owns-my-heart
Please, trust the positive reviews on this one, because this book is absolutely phenomenal.

� The writing is so good. This is my first time reading this author, but I can tell you with absolute certainty: this woman reads, and she reads good quality fiction. Absolutely stunning vocabulary that manages to work both in narrative sequences and in the excellent pieces of dialogue.

� The characters!!! Oh my god, the characters. I will offer this woman my soul just to get another scene with Brishen and Ildiko. They're smart, rational people, capable in their own ways, and a far cry from the fumbling heroine and brooding hero we often get in romantasy. Plenty of other reviews have mentioned this, but it bears repeating: they have one of the best, most respectful slow-burn romances I've ever read. I will literally chop off an arm if it means they get their happy ending. (Yes, I'm being dramatic about this, but if you read this you'll get it.)

� Amazing secondary characters and villains. Seriously, Secmis is a psychopath and she's absolutely disgusting, yet somehow had some of my favorite moments in the book.

� Absolutely hysterical dyanmic, plus arranged marriage (favorite trope alert!) Essentially, the MCs are from different species who both find each other repulsive to look at (the MMC has grey skin, claws, giant fangs and bright yellow eyes with no pupils, iris or sclera. Nightmare fuel, but make it hot.)

The epilogue has me absolutely screeching in horror to read the sequel, and a part of me is still equally angry and devastated because of [spoilers removed]

To finish off, some favorite quotes:

"I hate my mother, Ildiko," he said in that same flat voice. "Down to the marrow of my bones. One day I will kill her. She knows this." He looked at the place where the urn rested. "Anaknet is why I am who I am, wife. Because I refuse to become like the monstrosities who bore us."

"Let them talk; let them stare. It matters not. You are the hercegesé, wife of Saggara's herceges. You hide from no one."
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Review7510529625 Tue, 22 Apr 2025 15:33:42 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia added 'Eidolon']]> /review/show/7510529625 Eidolon by Grace Draven Giulia wants to read Eidolon (Wraith Kings, #2) by Grace Draven
bookshelves: to-read, fantasy, own
currently foaming at the mouth to get my hands on this ]]>
Review7457592639 Mon, 21 Apr 2025 16:17:23 -0700 <![CDATA[Giulia added 'Heavenly Bodies']]> /review/show/7457592639 Heavenly Bodies by Imani Erriu Giulia marked as did-not-finish Heavenly Bodies (Heavenly Bodies, #1) by Imani Erriu
bookshelves: did-not-finish, disappointing, english-american-lit-and-more, hated-the-mc, high-fantasy, the-hype-is-a-liar
okay, I can't do this anymore: DNF at 31%. reads like a wattpad story but in a high fantasy setting. ]]>