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“That's fancy folks' talk, but it still sounds like profits to me, and profits I understand.”
― Lars M., The Fallen Bard

“But that just shows what can happen to anybody when they’re put through too much.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard

“Everybody knows alcohol always tastes better after an impressive accomplishment”
― Lars M., The Fallen Bard

“In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upward on the table.â€� â€� H.G. Wells”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Fortress

“I dug back into the food and almost fainted from the pleasure of it. Thick slices of boar steak with thick, tasty gravy and crispy fried tubers at the side were accompanied by deer bacon and an assortment of fresh, crunchy shoots and a tiny bowl of ripe, tart berries to counter the richness of the gravy.”
― Lars M., The Fallen Bard

“I'm an absolute sucker for antiheroes in stories?”
― Lars M., The Fallen Bard

“Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it - Unknown”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Hoard

“Eventually he spoke, with great finality. "I. Need. Spreadsheets." That left me speechless. I just stood there, mouth open until my wits rejoined me. "That's your take from all of this? You're in a new world, dangers lurk on all sides, everything and everyone is out to get you, and you want spreadsheets?”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Mountain

“Personal info: Name: Chase Step: 1 (Tier 0) Strength: 9 Agility: 14 Toughness: 9 Mental Power: 8 Potential: 15 Points Available: 0”
― Lars Machmüller, Theft of Decks

“[Skill unlocked: Weakening Fog You release a cloud of mist that saps the strength of any living creature it comes in contact with. Agility, Strength, and Toughness are affected. Effects are cumulative, and upon multiple applications, targets may faint or lose control of their body. Cooldown: 30 seconds Effects dissipate over time, but linger for up to 24 hours.]”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Hoard

“The River: Gain the skill High Tide. Once a day, your highest stat is increased by +50% for 30 seconds.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Class trait: Universally Welcome: A bard is always welcomed, almost regardless of where he goes. Everybody knows that a bard entering the room will soon result in cheerful music, good conversation, laughter and enjoyment. The Bard’s initial reputation with any faction that would otherwise start at disliked or neutral is automatically increased to the next level. Reputations below disliked and above neutral are not affected.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“The trick to a good long con, Arcangelo, and to the best performances as well,â€� he tossed the bottle into the nearby brush, “is when part of the performance is no performance at all.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard

“We used to worship her a few generations back, you know? Silly idea, really. Might as well worship a river. Or a rock. We still do revere her, obviously.”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Hoard

“Musician Your musical skills may affect the people around you, causing people to like you better and new possibilities to surface. Every skill point in Musician will increase the impact that your music has on the audience. Stat: Charisma”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Oh, and I had checked that it wasn’t some level 20 killer rabbit â€� this was the regular bunny type otherwise known as “target practiceâ€�.”
― Lars M., The Wayward Bard

“Good old Autoria is the resident Sage â€� but then, that might not be an option for you, I hear.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Life’s a journey. Not a race.”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Mountain

“Hold on. A second. I’ve stabbed you. Three times. Why are you. Getting faster?â€� The death of Squire Ulrien.]”
― Lars Machmüller, Theft of Decks

“[Nothing to See Here Heart card Active, short duration The attention span of the average person is a fickle thing. What will keep you interested one moment will seem dull and unimportant the next. Sometimes, to get from one to the other, all it takes is a nudge. For a limited time, become less interesting to anybody around you. Those with higher Mental Power than yours may be less affected or unaffected. Medium cooldown”
― Lars Machmüller, Theft of Decks

“I placed two bottles from the warlock’s stash in front of him to complete the quest. He tried to wave me off right away â€� most likely so he could abscond with the bottles and have a dirty ménage á trois with them right away.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“Strength: 8 Perception: 10 Endurance: 6 Charisma: 10 Intelligence: 8 Agility: 8 Luck: 8 Traits: Fair Visage: Being blessed with the best from both parents, half-elves gain +1 Charisma for each level gained. Low-light Vision: A half-elf can see twice as far as a Human in poor illumination. He retains the ability to distinguish color and detail under these conditions. Pariah to Elves: In general, Elves disregard half-elves as both a disgrace and an example of the parent elf’s dishonor. Half-elves start with a “Dislikedâ€� reputation to all Elven factions, and earn a -10% reputation gain with Elves.”
― Lars Machmüller, The Wayward Bard

“[Skill unlocked: Weakening Fog You release a cloud of mist that saps the strength of any living creature it comes in contact with. Agility, Strength, and Toughness are affected. Effects are cumulative, and upon multiple applications, targets may faint or lose control of their body. Cooldown: 30 seconds Effects dissipate over”
― Lars Machmüller, Master of the Hoard