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NEVER!! It was my birthday this week. Oops. Now you know my star sign. Not that I believe in astrology. As a Scorpio I’m naturally sceptical. (Ha ha.) Anyway, my darling daughter woke me with a birthday kiss and a wry smile, “So how old aren’t you today Mum?�� Clearly, the most effective way to […]

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‘No Worries�� should be Australia’s national motto. It’s the first phrase I hear when I boomerang back to Australia from Britain each year for family fun in the sun. This laid-back response from an airport official or taxi driver is so much more than a mere saying, it’s an attitude. In a world plagued with […]

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What do woman most want? Besides being whisked off to a tropical isle where Chris Hemsworth licks caviar from your navel ‘neath a palm �� I’d say a laugh with girlfriends and to lose weight. So why not combine the two? I’m talking about a walking holiday. Talking while walking means guilt-free gourmandising, so what’s […]

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Learning to sail with my sisters in the Whitsundays. Or rather �� Who’ll be first to walk the plank? Life is made up of two types of people �� the Haves and the Have Yachts. Boating is a great way to bring people together, because once you set sail, well, it’s impossible to get away […]

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When did you last have sex? Does your libido feel like a dog trying to nudge its dead owner back to life? Then you’re not alone. A married girlfriend of mine was relining the hamster cage with newspaper when she glimpsed an article headlined “Sex Ten Times a Year�� and she thought Gosh, that much?! […]

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“A friend got mad at me for smelling my sister’s underwear,�� a male pal joked recently. “I’m not exactly sure if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was present�� Either way it made the funeral very awkward.�� I laughed but it did get me thinking about […]

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Listen up ladies. This is not fake news. Last week we celebrated International Female Orgasm Day. So, how was it for you? I hope you were oh…Oh!!!…OHHHHHH! ver joyed. If you were left high and dry, however, I hope you didn’t do a “Meg Ryan�� and simulate an orgasm to rival her infamous “I’ll Have […]

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“We’re going on a cycling trip,�� Ruby Wax enthused, thrusting some hideous padded cycling pants at me. “Through the Loire.�� The look on my face must have registered more surprise than the congregation at Oscar Wilde’s wedding. Ruby? Cycling? I immediately pictured myself peddling frantically on a tandem bicycle, drenched in sweat, while my best […]

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Best to avoid bedroom botulism!  It’s a truth universally acknowledged that aged rich men attract younger women like flies to a dropped chop. The 89 year old ex F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has just had a baby with his 44 year old girlfriend. Steve Martin was 67 when his 41 year old wife gave birth. […]

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Why do men like their wine old and their women young? It’s a conundrum we females have debated over many a glass of vino as yet another of our attractive, vivacious, dynamic, middle-aged girlfriends gets dumped by her husband for a vacuous younger model. And it’s not as though the wife he’s chucking onto the […]

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