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I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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I want to ask about your day and create a shared playlist on Spotify so I can learn your music tastes. No, dammit, Dory! You weak bitch, this was supposed to be fun alien sex. Why do you always equate good dick with relationship material? CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!
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“Our research shows that the ‘only one bed� method is a tried-and-true way to get humans to mate! Thankfully you’ve been rather agreeable when it comes to mating, but we’ve added a few incentives to hopefully trigger more obstinate pairings to come together.�
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I sucked in a breath. “There’s garlic bread on this planet?� “Do you even realize how much wonder is in your eyes right now? This is the happiest I think I’ve ever seen you, and it’s directed at neither me nor Lok.�