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I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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“What in the twin moons is wrong with your hooves, woman?� he hollered.
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Even then, if I wasn’t taken to help some alien race with my species-saving coochie, I’d have fucking died in that lion attack.
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Or maybe you become one of the lucky ones that lasts long enough to see your mane turn gray.
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I just named a planet after a breakfast food. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and my dumb ass said “waffles.�
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“I’m so confused but strangely into this. Continue.�