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#1

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde

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#2

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing

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#3

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

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#4

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator

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#5

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: education, fashion

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#6

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

tags: truth

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#7

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
― Oscar Wilde, De Profundis

tags: identity, opinions

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#8

“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor-heaven

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#9

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: age

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#10

“I am not deep, but I am very wide.”
― Balzac

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#11

“I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat, or a prostitute.”
― Rebecca West, The Young Rebecca: Writings, 1911-1917

tags: 肠濒颈肠丑茅蝉, empowerment, feminism, opinions, women, womens-liberation

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#12

“Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.”
― Rita Mae Brown

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#13

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.”
― Joseph Conrad, Chance

tags: women

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#14

“You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up.”
― Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides

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#15

“either you're a whore, or you think I am. The first I'm willing to believe. The second I know isn't true.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Obsidian Butterfly

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#16

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
― George Carlin

tags: dreams, humor

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#17

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
― George Carlin

tags: evangelism, freedom-of-religion, religion, tolerance

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#18

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don鈥檛 have as many people who believe it.”
― George Carlin

tags: organized-religion, religion

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#19

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
― George Carlin

tags: grass, hero, heroism, individualism, individuality, nature

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#20

“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”
― George Carlin

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#21

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”
― George Carlin

tags: funny, god, humor

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#22

“If we could only find out who's in charge, we could kill him.”
― George Carlin

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#23

“I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#24

“I quote others only in order the better to express myself.”
― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

tags: expression, humor, irony, quoting, truth

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#25

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: power, sex

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#26

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex

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#27

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
― Woody Allen

tags: hedonism, humor, sex

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#28

“I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand

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#29

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor

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#30

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

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