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Dec 30, 2015 09:05PM
M: No! *sprays* Bad Callie. Besides, everyone has unanimously agreed that Apollo is Neha's.
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C: *revs chainsaw* MINE me: *scoots away*
Me: Why don't you just find a spawn of Apollo and marry him?Piper: Did you just say "spawn"?
C: I CANT I ONLY DATE A-LIST IMMORTALS
M: What about Hermes? H:...Hermes.
M:Yes.
H: Hermes.
M: That's what I said.
H:...Hermes the god?
M: What's wrong with Hermes?
H: One word Hun: Snakes.
M: I find George and Martha adorable!
H: Exactly.
C: Hermes is too busy with his delivery schedule. I mean...me, beautiful, mysterious, me with a mailman. -_- next! me: *crosses name off list* next candidate!
C: Aphrodite's husband? No thank you. I refuse to have anyone who Aphrodite has rejected. NEXT. Me: harsh. *scribbles off Hephaestus's name*
C: That guy? He's a MINOR god. Plus, I heard all he does is sleep. I need someone who will be flashy, take me out a lot, and be very hot. Just like me! Me: *crosses of Morpheus* Jeez.
M: *squint* This sounds a lot like Apollo.
C: 0.0 IT-IT'S NOT. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING. *deep breath* What Apollo and I had is now over. I am just done with him as he seems to be done with me. Hmmph. KEEP GOING DOWN THE LIST BEFORE I-me: woooo-kaayyyy how about Dionysus?
C: He told me that he prefers his wine over me. Heck to the no.
M: You and Apollo had a thing? When? Also, Ares.
H: Who dares insult my snakes? They do have ears, you know.
C: *crosses arms* It was a long time ago. He flirted, I rejected, then I gave in and HE REJECTED ME. ME! A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS! Also, Ares isn't bad. SOMEONE CALL HIM FOR ME .
justin wrote: "H: Who dares insult my snakes? They do have ears, you know."M: Hey there, Hermes.
H: Oh, it's you. Little Messenger Boy.
M: Not nice Hera! Hey George, hello Martha!
Me: We're running out of options here, Calypso. XD
C: call ares. i cannot be too stressed out
M: Ares? Seriously? I was kidding when I said that! How about Morpheus; he's a nice guy right?H: Wrong.
M: Hera! I'm sure Morpheus has a lovely personality.
C: he has morning breath. Eck. GET ME A MAN. me: *calls Ares* *listens* bad news, Callie. He's on a date with Aphrodite. next person.
C: isn't he with that Demeter girl? *gasps* HES A CHILD OF HERMES?!?!?! Hermes is pretty chill tho...
Hey guys, I have a crush on one of my friends irl.
me: oooooh what do they look like ?
He is taller than me, wears glasses, and wears a black jacket.
me: what color hair??? is he nice??? does he play sports??? DETAILS WOMAN
Autumn Rising µMarie Curie, If You Pleaseµ wrote: "M: Connor Stoll."Me: NOOOPE I already called dibs.
Piper: How long are you going to hold on to that? It's never going to happen--
Me: SSSHHH DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS.
Lizzy wrote: "me: what color hair??? is he nice??? does he play sports??? DETAILS WOMAN"He has black hair, and he is nice and funny and he is an anime lover
SєαgιяƖ ~ѕιѕтєя σf Ƥєяcу Jαcкѕση, ɗαυgнтєя σf Ƥσѕєιɗση, anime is life~ wrote: "Lizzy wrote: "me: what color hair??? is he nice??? does he play sports??? DETAILS WOMAN"He has black hair, and he is nice and funny and he is an anime lover"
M: Omigosh, Kavs! You must go out with this person!!
Lizzy wrote: "C: isn't he with that Demeter girl? *gasps* HES A CHILD OF HERMES?!?!?! Hermes is pretty chill tho..."M: So date Hermes!
me: eheheheheh date him asap!!! or idk be his friend!!! C: *flips hair* ugh! but hermes and i have been friends. i don't want to ruin our friendship
M: Maybe a trial run? Just to see what happens?
C: *huffs* get him here. and make sure he isn't wearing that stupid tracksuit
Demeter: Can you wack some knowledge on farming into the humans? They desperately need it.
me: for real. like some global warming knowledge please???
D: that's fake. You humans have no common sense. There was a time when everyone thought there was global freezing. No, I'm not referring to when I froze the earth.
me: i...that's called the ice age but okay c: silly mortal. we did all that!
H: Ah, right. The..'Ice Age'. Hehe.M: It was you, wasn't it?
D: I'm not referring to the Ice Age... whatever. Spring is here and these mortals don't know how to farm properly.
me: it just snowed eight inches where i live. i know because i had lacrosse. >:(C: what the heck is Lacrosse
D: some stupid mortal game. Disk throwing is way better.
C: yes, disk throwing is something my Odysseus did! And don't forget spear throwing. Very nice sport.
H: Meh. I kinda like lightning. M: Because Zeus.
