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Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!
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Oct 18, 2013 07:51PM

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Oh,and is there like a back up counsellor now that Pipers gone for the quest?


Hecate: Hi, Lacy! I'm back!
Oh, didn't Lacy tell you? We met three years ago when she was being attacked by hellhounds (Hades is being pretty random these days). I used my magic to send them to the depths of Tartarus (they needed a good punishment!) and we've been the best of friends ever since! Right, Lacy?
Me: That's not the truth!
Hecate: Shut up!
Oh, didn't Lacy tell you? We met three years ago when she was being attacked by hellhounds (Hades is being pretty random these days). I used my magic to send them to the depths of Tartarus (they needed a good punishment!) and we've been the best of friends ever since! Right, Lacy?
Me: That's not the truth!
Hecate: Shut up!
Hello. I'm Hades. The Lord of the Dead.
Me: Lacy, Hecate was lying.
Hecate: Oh, I'm not lying. I just erased Lacy's memory after the encounter. She used to have nightmares as a child. Why did she dream of me in such a nasty way? By the way, Lacy, would you like to help me pester Hades?
Me: (nervous) Umm, that's not a good idea. I stole his Helm of Fear and handed it to Poseidon so he could use it against Hades.
Hecate: Oh, I'm not lying. I just erased Lacy's memory after the encounter. She used to have nightmares as a child. Why did she dream of me in such a nasty way? By the way, Lacy, would you like to help me pester Hades?
Me: (nervous) Umm, that's not a good idea. I stole his Helm of Fear and handed it to Poseidon so he could use it against Hades.
Me: LACY! HOW ARE YOU?
Hecate: I see a lot of potential in you. Oh wait, I DON'T! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Don't listen to Hecate, Lacy!
Hecate: Wait, isn't Lacy the traitor? Didn't she betray her Camp Half Blood to Kronos?
Me: Ummm...no?
Hecate: I see a lot of potential in you. Oh wait, I DON'T! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Don't listen to Hecate, Lacy!
Hecate: Wait, isn't Lacy the traitor? Didn't she betray her Camp Half Blood to Kronos?
Me: Ummm...no?
Hecate: SELF-ESTEEM DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE! I HATE YOU, LACY!
Me: LACY, COVER YOUR EARS!
Me: LACY, COVER YOUR EARS!
Hecate: Yes! That's exactly why I made her cry!
Me: Ignore her, ppl.
Hecate: I JUST BLASTED GROVER! HOW CAN YOU IGNORE THAT?
Me: Ignore her, ppl.
Hecate: I JUST BLASTED GROVER! HOW CAN YOU IGNORE THAT?
Hecate: I HATE LOVE!
Me: ? You do?
Hecate: YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I TOLD YOU! By the way, you never blasted me in the first place. Also, I DON'T CARE WHAT GEOVER THINKS! Lacy, NO ONE LOVES YOU!
Me: Stop making her cry!
Hecate: But it's funny!
Me: ? You do?
Hecate: YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I TOLD YOU! By the way, you never blasted me in the first place. Also, I DON'T CARE WHAT GEOVER THINKS! Lacy, NO ONE LOVES YOU!
Me: Stop making her cry!
Hecate: But it's funny!
Hecate: Grover, you found Pan, correct?
Me: Yeah, he did.
Hecate: WHY DID YOU LET PAN DIE? YOU'RE A FAILURE! PAN AND I WERE CLOSE FRIENDS!
Me: Really?
Hecate: I'd blast you if I could. I'LL TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON HADES!
Me: Yeah, he did.
Hecate: WHY DID YOU LET PAN DIE? YOU'RE A FAILURE! PAN AND I WERE CLOSE FRIENDS!
Me: Really?
Hecate: I'd blast you if I could. I'LL TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON HADES!
Me: Hecate is just really mad. Hades disappeared and she can't find him, so she's using Grover as a punching bag.
Hecate: I FOUND HADES! (stabs Hades in the face) MWAHAHAHA!
Hecate: I FOUND HADES! (stabs Hades in the face) MWAHAHAHA!
Hecate: I HATE HUGS! (Hades hugs Hecate to annoy her) DEATH! (blasts Hades)
Me: Whoa. So violent.
Me: Whoa. So violent.
Me: Yeah, Hecate!
Hecate: (begins to glow dangerously) Lacy. Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut.
Hecate: (begins to glow dangerously) Lacy. Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut.
*on the floor* Owowow. Don't do that again.
Hecate: (sends Lacy to the depths of Tartarus)
Me: Are Percy and Annabeth down there?
Me: Are Percy and Annabeth down there?
Hecate: Love is a figment of imagination. Mortals created love so they could have hope. That hope led to dreams, and those dreams led to ideas, and those ideas led to disasters. Where do life, hopes, and dreams come from? DESPERATE, PATHETICALLY WRETCHED EXCUSES OF INTELLIGENT BEINGS!
Me: Harsh.
Me: Harsh.
Hecate: (steals nutella) CHOCOLATE!
Me: Great! Now Hecate is hyper! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. Well, Hades will, and Lacy as well, BUT OH NO!
Me: Great! Now Hecate is hyper! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. Well, Hades will, and Lacy as well, BUT OH NO!
Me: Hades is still paralyzed. Does everyone remember that?
Hecate: I FORCE-FED HADES CHOCOLATE! YES!
Hecate: I FORCE-FED HADES CHOCOLATE! YES!
Hecate: Lemonade is okay.
Me: LEMONADE ROCKS!
Me: LEMONADE ROCKS!
*gets up* WHAT IS THIS FOUL MAGIC?!
Hecate: Sure, you can quote me on that.
Me: HADES, LEMONADE ROCKS! NOW DRINK IT OR I WILL MURDER YOU PERSONALLY!
Hecate: I force-fed him chocolate!
Me: HADES, LEMONADE ROCKS! NOW DRINK IT OR I WILL MURDER YOU PERSONALLY!
Hecate: I force-fed him chocolate!
Hecate: (drags him back) You're going to eat Nutella!
Hecate: Jenny is still neutral because she likes being neutral. Kind, yes?
Me: Do you have any more quotes?
Hecate: Of course!
Me: Let's hear it!
Hecate: People say that love was created by the gods when the world first came to existence. That is a lie. Mortals foolishly created love themselves, which is how Aphrodite came to existence. Aphrodite believes that she created love, which is a falsehood. She exists, but she is still nothing more than a dream, than a hope, the light in the dark tunnel, the silver lining on a cloud, the rainbow around every corner. Mortals created her, and mortals will destroy her. Aphrodite will not live long enough to see the world end. She is dying as we speak, though no one knows it. Hate is overcoming love, slowly destroying Aphrodite on the inside. Once Aphrodite dies, then the dreams, hopes, and love of the universe will fade away, never to see the light of day. Mortals, those pathetically wretched excuses of intelligent beings, those mindless beasts, those helpless fools, will be the destruction of Aphrodite and everything they live for. There is no purpose in their lives. Life is just one big joke, and death is the punch line. Why do people cling to life, knowing that in the end they will die? Why do people create when everything will meet its destruction in the end? Mortals believe that they have a purpose, when in fact they serve no purpose at all. We will all meet our destruction, even the gods. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is truly immortal.
Me: AWESOME QUOTE!
Me: Do you have any more quotes?
Hecate: Of course!
Me: Let's hear it!
Hecate: People say that love was created by the gods when the world first came to existence. That is a lie. Mortals foolishly created love themselves, which is how Aphrodite came to existence. Aphrodite believes that she created love, which is a falsehood. She exists, but she is still nothing more than a dream, than a hope, the light in the dark tunnel, the silver lining on a cloud, the rainbow around every corner. Mortals created her, and mortals will destroy her. Aphrodite will not live long enough to see the world end. She is dying as we speak, though no one knows it. Hate is overcoming love, slowly destroying Aphrodite on the inside. Once Aphrodite dies, then the dreams, hopes, and love of the universe will fade away, never to see the light of day. Mortals, those pathetically wretched excuses of intelligent beings, those mindless beasts, those helpless fools, will be the destruction of Aphrodite and everything they live for. There is no purpose in their lives. Life is just one big joke, and death is the punch line. Why do people cling to life, knowing that in the end they will die? Why do people create when everything will meet its destruction in the end? Mortals believe that they have a purpose, when in fact they serve no purpose at all. We will all meet our destruction, even the gods. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is truly immortal.
Me: AWESOME QUOTE!
Hecate: (cuts off Hades's mouth) QUIT YOUR WHINING, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A GOD!
Me: Ow.
Me: Ow.
Hecate: Lacy, would you please stay quiet in Tartarus?
Me: She's being nice, Lacy!
Me: She's being nice, Lacy!
Hecate: I did not insult your mother. I merely told the truth.
Me: She's less hyper than I thought she's be.
Hecate: (blasts Hades with Figaro)
Me: If only she hadn't discovered Final Fantasy 6 and had met Kefka Palazzo. Life would be so much better.
Me: She's less hyper than I thought she's be.
Hecate: (blasts Hades with Figaro)
Me: If only she hadn't discovered Final Fantasy 6 and had met Kefka Palazzo. Life would be so much better.
Hecate: Mortals are so gullible! They believe what they want to hear!