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Hey Hecate! I thought you were cool and all, why were you helping the 3 witches in Macbeth for?
Hello, everyone! I'm Hecate! Also, I helped out Hazel because she was doing such a good job and well, I thought I should reward her! Also, I see a lot of potential in her. And, she's been staying on my good side, which is why she's doing so well (besides the violence and her guilt, blah blah blah. I don't often mix with mortals). What else do you want to know? Also, you might want to stay on my good side, because if you get on my bad side, things are going to get violent.
Also, since I am the goddess of magic and witches use magic (therefore worshipping me) and the three witches called for my help, I had to help them because they were my most devoted followers.
Hecate: It depends. Piper is on my good side, so I'm nice to her. Pan was on my good side, so I was nice to him. HADES IS ON MY BAD SIDE 24/7, SO I KILL HIM 24/7! Lacy, you're on my bad side. DEATH!
Me: (grabs Hecate) Oh, no you don't!
Me: (grabs Hecate) Oh, no you don't!
Hecate: You cursed me.
Me: Never curse Hecate.
Hecate: Jenny, you're neutral.
Me: That's good.
Me: Never curse Hecate.
Hecate: Jenny, you're neutral.
Me: That's good.
Hecate: I could forget Nico.
Me: Hades, shut up or I'll let Hecate torture you.
Me: Hades, shut up or I'll let Hecate torture you.
Hecate: I discovered Final Fantasy 6 and met Kefka Palazzo. If you have no idea what I am talking about, search up "Kefka Palazzo."
Hecate: (blasts Hades) You were saying?
Me: She just blasted your dad, Ducky.
Me: She just blasted your dad, Ducky.
Hecate: Grover, could you please gag Ducky for me?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Hecate: Grover, I will blast the statue of your Uncle Ferdinand.
Hecate: Good job, Grover. (pats Grover on the head and glares at Ducky) And as for you, Ducky...(stabs Ducky in the stomach) MWAHAHAHA!
Hecate: (about to blast Ducky)
Me: (grabs Hecate) I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TORTURE HADES!
Hecate: You're right. HADES! (leaps at the corner where Hades lies)
Me: You can remove the gag, Grover.
Me: (grabs Hecate) I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TORTURE HADES!
Hecate: You're right. HADES! (leaps at the corner where Hades lies)
Me: You can remove the gag, Grover.
Hecate: Grover, gag Ducky again! (gets ready to blast Uncle Ferdinand)
Me: So entertaining!
Me: So entertaining!
Hecate: GROVER! (blasts the wall a few centimeters from the statue as a warning)
Me: THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Me: THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Hecate: Hades, tell Zeus that I can hurt gods.
Me: THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING!
Me: THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING!
Hecate: (blasts Hades and rips off his arm) I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! (blasts Hades with Zeus's thunderbolt)
Hecate: (knocks Grover unconscious) SHUT UP!
Me: YAY!
Me: YAY!
Hecate: I'm bored. I'm going to sleep.
Me: Me too.
Me: Me too.
Hecate: (smacks Ducky) LET ME SLEEP!
Me: DUCKY!
Me: DUCKY!
Hecate: (makes the rock hit Grover in the head) Good night.
Me: Good night, Hecate!
Me: Good night, Hecate!
Hecate: Here's some Advil for Grover.
Me: Don't worry, I made sure she didn't put any poison in the pills. They're safe.
Hecate: This is one of the only times that I will be nice. Ugh, I'm bored. Maybe I should destroy Uncle Ferdinand...
Hecate: Alright, I won't. I'll go destroy Zeus's bedroom! (teleports to New York)
Hecate: I will be good from now on!
Me: I have no idea if this is good or bad.
Me: I have no idea if this is good or bad.
Hecate: Does healing you count as good?
Hecate: How happy is Grover right now? Is he happy with me freeing Uncle Ferdinand¿
Hecate: When I was being so mean, that was because I had been asleep for a few eons and Gaea woke me up and I was cranky.
Me: That's what she does when she's CRANKY. You have no idea what she does when she's MAD.
Me: That's what she does when she's CRANKY. You have no idea what she does when she's MAD.
Me: Scary, right?
Hecate: Does everyone forgive me?
Hecate: Does everyone forgive me?
Hecate: I gave Grover a new set of reed pipes, made by myself. I used the purest magic to create them. Also, I healed everyone, remember? I rebuilt everything I destroyed. Also, Clarisse has a crush on Apollo!
Me: Give Hecate a second chance! HAHAHA! Clarisse has a crush on Apollo!
Me: Give Hecate a second chance! HAHAHA! Clarisse has a crush on Apollo!

Me: sureee..
Clarisse: OK THATS IT IMMA DESTROY U FIRST SASHA!!! UR MAKING UP RUMOURS!!!
Hecate: Does inflicting pain upon the Titans in Tartarus help for forgiving me?
Me: If Hades doesn't forgive Hecate, then Hecate can just take away his magic, leaving him vulnerable and mortal.
Hecate: Yes, I can do that. Also, every living creature has some magic in them. If I took your magic, Ducky, then you would DIE. Of course, I'm not going to do that!
Me: If Hades doesn't forgive Hecate, then Hecate can just take away his magic, leaving him vulnerable and mortal.
Hecate: Yes, I can do that. Also, every living creature has some magic in them. If I took your magic, Ducky, then you would DIE. Of course, I'm not going to do that!
Hecate: I am immortal, Clarisse. And every living thing has magic in them. They cannot survive without that bit of magic. I could just take away the magic in you and you would DIE. If I did that to a god, then they would be left vulnerable and mortal (it would take away their immortality).
Me: ZEUS IS MAKING HECATE MAD!
Hecate: Zeus, you're making me angry.
Hecate: Zeus, you're making me angry.

Hecate: Don't worry, he's alright.
Me: Yep.
Me: Yep.
((YAY!! We got a Hecate!!))