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Author Clare Mackintosh asked this question on . Thought it was a bit of fun

What is your quirky novel title?
The [current mood] + [object to your right] of [grandmother's first name]+ [last thing you ate]

This is mine: The Lethargic Calculator of Doris Toffee

The tired phone of Evelyn kitkat

The excited chair of Margaret orange cake

The stressed ereader of Agnes' chicken

The Bored Mouse of Rita Bun

The angry bed of Farzana ratatouille

Marc wrote: "The Bored Mouse of Rita Bun"

I love this...a proper book title

Racheal, what hilariously delightful fun!
Here's mine:

The Unmotivated Coffee Mug of Shizuko Sichuan Tofu

Um, a hot and steamy novel? 😇
Sichuan has become the middle name, I guess?

The Content Coffee Mug of Frances Protein Bar.

If only I had eaten something more interesting...

SarahKat wrote: "The Content Coffee Mug of Frances Protein Bar.

If only I had eaten something more interesting..."

I'm glad to see another protagonist with a middle name!

oshizu wrote: "SarahKat wrote: "The Content Coffee Mug of Frances Protein Bar.

If only I had eaten something more interesting..."

I'm glad to see another protagonist with a middle name!"

Maybe I could call her Frances P. Bar. That sounds more literary ;)

So Fun! Here is mine:

The Sleepy Yarn of Amy Egg Roll 😆

The irritated spoon of Radha’s lentils

The overstrained pen of Barbara Peach Yoghurt

Some great titles. A few of them sound like they could be actual books, lol

The grumpy ads of Laura cheddar fries.

This thread made me think of a silly challenge prompt.
First, we create our own quirky title, then our task would be to read a book with that title that sounds like its prequel or sequel.

The Lethargic Calculator of Doris Toffee
Book 0: Revenge of the Toffee Monster
Book 2: See Ya Later Calculator: Simple Math Tricks You Can Do in Your Head

Mine
The Unmotivated Coffee Mug of Shizuko Sicuan Tofu
Book 0: Shizuko's Daughter
Book 2: Before the Coffee Gets Cold

*The Sleepy Yarn of Amy Egg Roll
Book 0: Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter
Book 2:: Dim Sum of All Fears

Haha, I'm just listing a bunch of obscure books that might not be good at all (except for Dim Sum of All Fears for which I hold high hopes!).

The Exhausted Wallet of Jolán Biscuit.
(Hungarian name :D)

The Annoyed Bottle of Shashikala Salami

The Blase Paint of Nancy Pizza.

That sounds totally made up. I can imagine being very blase. It has probably scene and experienced a lot of things in its time.

The Foggy Clipboard of Rose Lynn Lemon Zest

The Exhausted Toilet Paper of Izaura Cornflakes.

The frustrated phone of Patricia Cone.

The Tired Water Bottle of Mary Sandwich

The Befuddled Book Jacket of Wileta Croissant

The Stressed Guitar of Helene's Chocolate

(Helene is 3 syllables...)

The Wistful Chair of Shira's Jamaican Fried Chicken.

The Relieved Notebook of Ali Asparagus

The Dress with the Missing Button by Olga Pasta

The nauseous dog of Faith’s Oreos.

The Lazy Blanket of Sally + Cupcake

“The Happy Notebook of Henrietta Chicken Nachos�� 😂

The Tired Mouse Of Anastasia’s Egg

The Indulgent Journal of June Raspberries