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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Exactly what it sounds like. It should go like this:
Person A: Why did they imprison the child who didn't want to sleep?
Person B: Uh... I don't know
Person A: Because he was resisting a rest :DDDDDDDDDDD
Person B: OHHHHHHHH But did you hear about the kidnapping?
Person A: What? No!
Person B: Don't worry. He woke up :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

YAY :D


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?


Padfoot (taylor's version) | 2045 comments How *i know this*


message 5: by [deleted user] (last edited Oct 17, 2022 08:45PM) (new)

Walking. JK! Rowling :DDDDDDDDDDDDD


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.


message 7: by Mary Louise (last edited Oct 18, 2022 05:30PM) (new)

Mary Louise why was the ghost author excited about his book release?
it's his grand de-boo.


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Why was the man afraid for the calendar?


message 9: by Mary Louise (new)

Mary Louise uhhh why


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

BECAUSE IT'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


message 11: by Mary Louise (new)

Mary Louise XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

why did the cyclops close its school?


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

I HAVE NO IDEA :D


message 13: by Mary Louise (new)

Mary Louise because it only had one pupil!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :DDD
If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?


message 15: by Mary Louise (new)

Mary Louise this probably isnt the answer but pollen
(its freakishly bad where i am)


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

PILGRIMS! HAHAHAHA ((Lol were I used to live it was like that too))


message 17: by D a y (new)

D a y s i What do you call a fish with a bow tie


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

SoFISHticated!


message 19: by D a y (new)

D a y s i yEp


message 20: by Betrayed (new)

Betrayed Sans | 40 comments What do you call a fish with no "i"


message 21: by D a y (new)

D a y s i HmMmm


message 22: by Betrayed (new)

Betrayed Sans | 40 comments A Fshhhhhhh


message 23: by Aria (new)

Aria  | 108 comments What do you call a person with no body and no nose?


message 25: by Aria (new)

Aria  | 108 comments NOBODY KNOWS XDD


message 26: by Mary Louise (new)

Mary Louise ooooo i know this one
(view spoiler)


Padfoot (taylor's version) | 2045 comments XD NOOOO


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.


 khashya♛ bio update LOL AVA


The Library of Claire Louise Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn’t habanero (say it out loud)


message 31: by � Lyn Nguyen, butterflies by johnny stimson (new)

❅ Lyn Nguyen | 18032 comments Mod
LOLL


message 32: by τ (new)

τ | 2380 comments i just read through all this and died via dad jokes. help


message 33: by charlie (new)

charlie | 1 comments I went to sleep one night and dreamed about a muffler and when I woke I was exhausted...



(A muffler is an exhaust pipe on the back of a car for the people who don't know)


message 34: by � Lyn Nguyen, butterflies by johnny stimson (new)

❅ Lyn Nguyen | 18032 comments Mod
LOLLL


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

What do you call a bee that lives in The States?
A USB!!
(I made this joke but idk if it already exists)


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