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Here you can post funny jokes that you know or found.


*Note, please keep it appropriate :P

Why couldnt the elephant ride the bike?






* Because he didnt have a thumb to ring the bell
-My friend told me this and i cracked up. :P

:) Lol. I don't know any good ones cuz' I'll laugh at any one... :)

I'll think on it. :)

Heres some Knock Knock jokes!!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
(Love that one LOL)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Funny Riddels

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q:Why do elephants never forget?

A:Because nobody ever tells them anything


Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

A: Close the door, I'm dressing!


Q: What did one eye say to the other?

A: Between you and me something smells

I found all of these really funny. Haha :P Hope you enjoy!

Love them!!! Especially the Encyclopedia one! :)

I know thats my fav. haha Thankz :P

I find the riddles really funny! :D

Some people say Love is more important....

...I say Oxgyen is

got that one from phonezoo lol

ROFL!

IKR!!! I love that XD

I found this on twitter

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude you were just shaking pineapples yelling SpongeBob I know you’re in there.

hahahha I found something like that too, only a little different.

"I wasnt that drunk"

"Dude you cut up all my pineapples yelling SpongeBob where are you!"

LOL XD

LOL :P