“Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it’s great, but so you know, I’ve never made a tree.� � Season 1, “Role Model�
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.� � Season 2, “Hunting�
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a� I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.� � Season 2, “Spin�
“First, ‘Hector does go rug� is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? ‘Huge ego, sorry.’� � Season 3, “House Training�
“I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.� � Season 5, “Both Sides Now�
“That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?� � Season 6, “Help Me�
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“Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it’s great, but so you know, I’ve never made a tree.� � Season 1, “Role Model�
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.� � Season 2, “Hunting�
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a� I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.� � Season 2, “Spin�
“First, ‘Hector does go rug� is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? ‘Huge ego, sorry.’� � Season 3, “House Training�
“I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.� � Season 5, “Both Sides Now�
“That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?� � Season 6, “Help Me�