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Be real obnoxious.

order a sweet pizza and ask for specific amounts of malteasers.

Order for everything to be put on the pizza, including utensils and pans and stuff used to make the pizza.

sing your order

Fire off the pooter as you order.

order in another language

Say "um" and "uh" a lot.

call them, then hang up. then call them, and hang up. etc. etc.

Scream and yell as you order.

Order in ASL over the phone.

Speak gibberish.

Call dominos and ask for pizza huts number

Blow raspberry loudly as you order.

HAHAHA I like that las one

The call domino's one

Order in Klingon.

Ask "Do you have ice cream pizza? I want ice cream! I WANT IT!"

Ask if you can everything but the crust because you're cutting down on carbs.

Ask to have everything except pizza.

Say that you want pizza over and over again until they hang up from the telephone.

Cuss and swear a lot.

Ask for sushi.

Ask for chocolate pizza.

Ask if they know anyone who gives away used Pizza.

Ask if you can borrow some pizza.

Ask if you can he the cheesy bread sticks without the bread.

Ask for pizza that has nothing but the bread.

Ask if they deliver ceiling tiles with sauce.

Say that you're gonna sue, then hang up.

Have a bunch of kids screaming in the background as you order.

Ask if they have swimming pool worthy sauce.

Ask if they have any toilets in the pizza store.

Ask if they make their pizza with animal friendly meat bananas.

Ask if they could make pizza without the bread.

Start taking about how your cat ate a goblin to the server

Talk like you and the server are old friends, and avoid the pizza order.

Drink water while ordering.

Talk on the phone while ordering.

start using lyrics from songs like "put lots of olives cuz THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT BEAUTIFUL IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I CAN SEE!!.."

Sing "Baby" by Justin Bieber over and over again in a real breathy and sick-sounding voice.

Talk with a stereotypical New Jersey accent and chomp on gum loudly as you order the pizza.

Veronica (The Undertaker) wrote: "Sing "Baby" by Justin Bieber over and over again in a real breathy and sick-sounding voice."

basically sound very perverted..:P

Talk with an accent that is very hard to understand.

Order using only Jane Austin quotes.

Order in Japanese.

Walk up to the counter while shaving. Flick shaving cream are the worker.

Talk about how this pizza place used to be a diaper-changing place, then point at the wall and comment on how you can still see the stains.

Show up in an Italy cosplay and order pasta. Have someone in a France cosplay grab it and run. Shout, "OH NO, YOU STOLE ALL MY PASTA!" Have a third person wearing an America cosplay shout, "Hasta la Pasta!"

Dress up like Darth Maul and hit everybody with your pretend lightsaber.

Show up with curlers in your hair and wearing a bathrobe. Order calmly. Next time someone walks in turn and scream "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?"