I AM NOT IMMATURE! I JUST KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ;) discussion
FOR THE CRAZIES!
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THE 1D FLU !!!!(P.S. DIRECTIONERS NO OFFENSE ALL FOR FUN:P
No, guys, *speaks very slowly* the infection is good for you!!!

Guys, she farther along than I thought. At this stage, there's no cure available. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do...
I HAVE IT TOO!!!!! ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!! I'LL MARRY ZAYN!!!!

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LOL! ITS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE 1D FLU!!!
"YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!" "YOU GOT THAT ONE THING!!" "I SHOULD'VE KISSED YOU!!" OH NO!! I HAVE IT TOO!!
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!*pulls on gloves and wears a surgical mask*
WE CAN TREAT THIS!!!WHERE'S MY ASSISTANT?
WE CAN TREAT THIS!!!WHERE'S MY ASSISTANT?
Alright!Pass me the surgical knife!
AND HAVE FAITH IN OUR ABILITIES FOR THEN ONLY SHALL WE BE ABLE TO OVERCOME THIS PLAGUE!
AND HAVE FAITH IN OUR ABILITIES FOR THEN ONLY SHALL WE BE ABLE TO OVERCOME THIS PLAGUE!
ONE THING! WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL! I SHOUL'VE KISSED YOU! ZAYN IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!! I'M UNCUREABLE!
NOPE!IF I AM THE DOCTOR HERE,I WILL NEVER LET YOU RUN AROUND THIS GROUP INFECTING EVERYONE ELSE TOO!
MARK MY WORDS!*grabs Kassi and straps her onto the table*
I need some help here assistant!
MARK MY WORDS!*grabs Kassi and straps her onto the table*
I need some help here assistant!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!! *Screams*
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!!!!!
*uses masking tape and wraps it around Kassi's mouth 18 times.Then uses super glue to stick her head in place*
*puts on surgical mask and holds hand out to assistant for surgical knife*
This isn't gonna hurt one bit.I am just gonna cut open your brain,find the disease and cure it.FOR FREE.How considerate am I!
And since you struggled with me sooo much in the beginning NO SEDATIVE for you!
This isn't gonna hurt one bit.I am just gonna cut open your brain,find the disease and cure it.FOR FREE.How considerate am I!
And since you struggled with me sooo much in the beginning NO SEDATIVE for you!
MMMMHMMMH!!!!!!!!! *tries to shake head*
*in the middle of the surgery*
See that rare glitch there,assistant that's the plague.Now we gotta test each one of these medicines*points to rows of hundreds of meds* on her and see which one can cure it!
See that rare glitch there,assistant that's the plague.Now we gotta test each one of these medicines*points to rows of hundreds of meds* on her and see which one can cure it!
*Gets ipod out of pocket and turns on 1D
Assistant please use super glue and close her mouth!While you're at it,apply it on her too so she would stay STILL!
*Quickly puts ipod in pocet but can still hear 1D*
TAKE IT FROM HER*wrenches it from her hand,throws it to the ground and stomps on it*
*glues Kassi as a whole to the operating table*NOW YOU CAN"T MOVE ON INCH!!!
*glues Kassi as a whole to the operating table*NOW YOU CAN"T MOVE ON INCH!!!
Yes,little girl,that is all you'll be able to do!
*takes an X-ray of brain and finds the weird glitch*
MEDICINE NO.1 ASSISTANT!
*takes an X-ray of brain and finds the weird glitch*
MEDICINE NO.1 ASSISTANT!
I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!! You've got that one thing!! Forver young!! It's gotta be you! You stole my heart! Baby you light up my world like nobody else! I wanna save you tonight!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRECTIONATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ponits finger and sprints away screaming HARRY!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!*
HARRY? ZAYN'S 130000000x HOTTER!!!!
GRR....THE PATIENTS INSTABLE!KNOCK HER OUT WHILE I GET THE OTHER DISEASE-INFECTED PERSON!!
*Robot holds Kassi in place*
*runs after Josie followed by robot minions*
*Robot holds Kassi in place*
*runs after Josie followed by robot minions*
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It's the flu!!