Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ helps you follow your favorite authors. Be the first to learn about new releases!
Start by following M.C. Humphreys.
Showing 1-9 of 9
“The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.”
―
―
“Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelinâ€�, like screams and moans.”
―
―
“Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.â€� But I don’t believe in summing up nothinâ€� â€� I let my experiences speak for themselves â€� and even if I did, a synopsis should be singular. That’s why every time I go out to work in the fields, I work naked. It lets my neighbors speak of my experiences for me.”
―
―
“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that’s the motto of my pimp farm.”
―
―
“If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.â€� Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves â€� else I’m gonna take a stick to you, boy.”
―
―
“I don’t want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery to make that stuff for me.”
―
―
“What’s the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. ‘Cause in order to be self-sufficient, you got to get well near everybody else to work for you.”
―
―
“The nose can’t help catchinâ€� what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out oâ€� the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don’t become possessed by one.”
―
―
“No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was a leadership coach).”
―
―
