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M.C. Humphreys
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The United States
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God, Adam and Eve, Henry David Thoreau, Mark Twain
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Member Since
November 2011
Farms
Farms. Them’s a good thing, farms. Animals can live without fear, free of nature’s compulsion to eat each other, so that we can kill them when they don’t expect it. The world would be a terrible place if it weren’t for farms. Just imagine how Brute Instinct would run wild: cows eating chickens, chickens eating sheep; horses galloping untamed across an open field, trampling soccer teams underfoot;
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Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
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“The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.”
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“Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelinâ€�, like screams and moans.”
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“Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.â€� But I don’t believe in summing up nothinâ€� â€� I let my experiences speak for themselves â€� and even if I did, a synopsis should be singular. That’s why every time I go out to work in the fields, I work naked. It lets my neighbors speak of my experiences for me.”
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“Your corn is ripe today; mine will be so tomorrow. 'Tis profitable for us both, that I should labour with you today, and that you should aid me tomorrow. I have no kindness for you, and know you have as little for me. I will not, therefore, take any pains upon your account; and should I labour with you upon my own account, in expectation of a return, I know I should be disappointed, and that I should in vain depend upon your gratitude. Here then I leave you to labour alone; You treat me in the same manner. The seasons change; and both of us lose our harvests for want of mutual confidence and security.”
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“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that’s the motto of my pimp farm.”
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“Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.â€� But I don’t believe in summing up nothinâ€� â€� I let my experiences speak for themselves â€� and even if I did, a synopsis should be singular. That’s why every time I go out to work in the fields, I work naked. It lets my neighbors speak of my experiences for me.”
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“The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.”
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“The nose can’t help catchinâ€� what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out oâ€� the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don’t become possessed by one.”
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