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Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
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19 editions
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2018
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Merry Un-Christmas
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6 editions
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2006
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Turtle and Tortoise Are Not Friends
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2019
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The Boy Who Wouldn't Share
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7 editions
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2008
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How Murray Saved Christmas
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9 editions
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2000
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Santa Claustrophobia
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4 editions
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2002
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The Boy Who Looked Like Lincoln
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5 editions
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2003
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Santa's Eleven Months Off
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3 editions
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2007
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Late for School
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2003
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The Great Show-and-Tell Disaster
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2001
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“We still couldn’t use “assâ€� any way we pleased. In one script, we had the phrase “up his assâ€�; Fox censors asked us to change it to “in his ass.â€� That seemed worse, but we did as they asked.”
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
“I took all this criticism very personally, thinking I was bringing about America’s moral decay. So I decided to write children’s books. This was a stretch for me, because I hate children. But, Dr. Seuss hated children. So did Hans Christian Andersen. Lewis Carroll loved children in a way that’s illegal in forty-eight states. (I mentioned this in a lecture, and someone asked, “What are the two states where it’s okay?â€� That’s how I met R. Kelly.)”
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
“God always listens to my prayers, then does the exact opposite.”
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
― Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons
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