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Mike Reiss


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Average rating: 3.94 · 7,223 ratings · 1,057 reviews · 21 distinct works â€� Similar authors
Springfield Confidential: J...

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Merry Un-Christmas

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Turtle and Tortoise Are Not...

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The Boy Who Wouldn't Share

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How Murray Saved Christmas

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Santa Claustrophobia

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The Boy Who Looked Like Lin...

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Santa's Eleven Months Off

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Late for School

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“We still couldn’t use “assâ€� any way we pleased. In one script, we had the phrase “up his assâ€�; Fox censors asked us to change it to “in his ass.â€� That seemed worse, but we did as they asked.”
Mike Reiss, Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons

“I took all this criticism very personally, thinking I was bringing about America’s moral decay. So I decided to write children’s books. This was a stretch for me, because I hate children. But, Dr. Seuss hated children. So did Hans Christian Andersen. Lewis Carroll loved children in a way that’s illegal in forty-eight states. (I mentioned this in a lecture, and someone asked, “What are the two states where it’s okay?â€� That’s how I met R. Kelly.)”
Mike Reiss, Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons

“God always listens to my prayers, then does the exact opposite.”
Mike Reiss, Springfield Confidential: Jokes, Secrets, and Outright Lies from a Lifetime Writing for The Simpsons

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