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Andrew’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Andrew’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Andrew Shaffer’s Followers (1,495)
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Andrew Shaffer
Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ Author
Born
in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, The United States
Website
Genre
Influences
Member Since
October 2009
URL
/andrewtshaffer
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Hope Never Dies (Obama Biden Mysteries, #1)
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2018
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13 editions
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Secret Santa
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2020
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6 editions
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Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
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2012
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Hope Rides Again (Obama Biden Mysteries, #2)
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2019
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11 editions
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Feel the Bern (Bernie Sanders Mystery #1)
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2022
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4 editions
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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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2014
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7 editions
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Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love
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2011
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9 editions
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Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors
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2013
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8 editions
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Mothman's Merry Cryptid Christmas
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Look Mom I’m a Poet
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2021
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3 editions
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Andrew’s Recent Updates
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Andrew Shaffer
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Sam Quixote’s review
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Breakdowns: Portrait of the Artist as a Young %@&*! (Pantheon Graphic Library)
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It’s 2025 and still no demand.
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Andrew Shaffer
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Anne’s review
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Conspiracies & Conspiracy Theories: What We Should and Shouldn't Believe - and Why
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LOL, that’s what “they� want you to think. They’re actually conspiracy FACTS.
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I’m not reading until Alfred comes back.
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Andrew Shaffer
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Apparently I read this in 2022 and liked it a bit and now have absolutely no memory of it. I do remember for a book called THE PLOT that it had a mean
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“I like my tea like I like my men,â€� I say. With the last name “Grey.â€� But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.â€�
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,� I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.�
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,� I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.�
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait...I don’t have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven’t been looking into the mirror. I’ve been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.”
― Hope Never Dies
― Hope Never Dies
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Dial A for Aunties (Aunties #1) by Jesse Q. Sutanto
Catering to Nobody (Goldy Bear Culinary Mystery #1) by Diane Mott Davidson
Feel the Bern (Bernie Sanders Mystery #1) by Andrew Shaffer
The Branson Beauty (Sheriff Hank Worth #1) by Claire Booth
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“I like my tea like I like my men,â€� I say. With the last name “Grey.â€� But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.â€�
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,� I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.�
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
He raises an eyebrow.
“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,� I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.�
“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna?”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“My shift isn’t over until six,â€� I say glumly.
“Hold on,� he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his pocket. “I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.�
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,� I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.�
“What do you mean?�
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,â€� he says.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“Hold on,� he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his coat pocket and taps out a text. It buzzes, and he taps out another text before stashing it back in his pocket. “I think you can take the rest of the afternoon off.�
“I only have a week left, but my boss would kill me,� I say.
“I’m your boss, Anna.�
“What do you mean?�
There’s that smile again, the one with all those teeth. “I just bought Walmart,â€� he says.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“No man is an island,â€� he says. “Islands are made of dirt and rocks and trees. I don’t know any people made of such things. Therefore, people are not islands.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
“As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait...I don’t have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven’t been looking into the mirror. I’ve been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.”
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
― Fifty-one Shades: A Parody
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Thanks for friend requesting. Am a fan. Slugging through fifty shades of shit right now, but looking forward to checking out your parody ebook! Best with everything :)
Hey Andrew boy! I'm totally shocked we weren't already friends. Thanks for fixing that :)
