Elia Winters's Blog
April 24, 2025
Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review
With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking� help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have�
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April 22, 2025
Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button
It’s spring, and I’m back on here reviewing the Womanizer Enhance! This Womanizer Enhance review looks into a product that’s laser-focused on clitoral stimulation. (Yeah, I’m talking about that button.) This product combines pleasure air clit stimulation with vibration, and the combination is an all-around winner. Let’s take a closer look. First Impressions Womanizer packaging�
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February 19, 2025
Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Review
What a title, am I right? Not sure what my search engine optimization is going to do with the Orgasm Monster Pro, but I do know what you, the reader, can do with it! Today I’m on the blog reviewing this pinpoint stimulation toy from Funzze. The Orgasm Monster Pro is a focused vibrator that�
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January 7, 2025
Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review
Happy new year, dear readers. I’ve been on a hiatus from the blog, supporting my family through some difficult times, but I’m back and ready to share my Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs review with you. Whether you’re aiming to strengthen your pelvic floor, activate your sacral chakra, or enjoy some surreptitious sex toy play,�
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November 18, 2024
Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,�
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November 10, 2024
Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo
Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m�
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October 24, 2024
Le Wand Massager: Le Delights
It’s still fuck-around fall, dear readers! I’ve been underwater with the day job for the last few weeks, but I’m surfacing to tell you about an absolutely delightful wand vibrator that made my overwork a bit more bearable. The Le Wand massager is (as you guessed) a wand massager, and it’s the flagship product of�
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September 21, 2024
Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars
I’ve reviewed a couple of the Lelo Enigma line on this blog: the original Enigma, then the Enigma Wave, and now I’m back to share my Lelo Enigma Double Sonic review. The Double Sonic combines multiple types of stimulation into an amazing orgasm machine. The marketing hype is fancy, and I’m not sure how much�
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September 7, 2024
Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG
The term OG always makes me laugh, especially when applied to sequels. It’s Original Gangsta, and when you have follow-ups, they’re no longer the original, right? Of course, I’m asking for nuanced naming conventions from a sex toy company who has named themselves Tracy’s Dog and commits to that name with their whole chest, so�
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September 6, 2024
We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving
Summer sensations are over, folks, and we’re onto Fuck-Around Fall. I decided not to use that term in my post title, though, because the robots that trawl the internet don’t always like swearing. But I certainly like it. So we’re here in Fuck-Around Fall and I’m reviewing the We-Vibe Jive 2, a wearable bullet vibrator�
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