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Crypt of the Muscle Mummy: Touch the Void, You Turkeynecks!

Granted immortality in the long-distant Primeval Eons, the Muscle Mummies have returned from the depths of time. Now, by using state-of-the-art isolation technology, meditative void techniques, and body-numbing repetitive exercises, along with the traditional twin engines of guilt and shame, they offer to cultivate the void mind within anyone!

Including you!

Only by honing the body as well as the mind in the void’s furnace can anyone hope to achieve immortality. A hard task. But don’t ...

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Published on March 16, 2024 08:04
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