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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava forget them because man, they're gone.
Wait, that was actually deep thoughts by Jack Handey.
Wait, that was actually deep thoughts by Jack Handey.




I should really be cleaning my kitchen right now, but I don't want to! Ahh!
Who WANTS to clean their kitchen? :D
Me too! I wish I was that clever.
You know something that would really make
me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?!
As for the coffee, that is wacked. I have to admit I am guilty of something similar. I found out a female colleague was getting a divorce and my first thought was who will play leftfield. Her husband was on my softball team. I felt pretty bad for thinking that.
Me too! I wish I was that clever.
You know something that would really make
me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?!
As for the coffee, that is wacked. I have to admit I am guilty of something similar. I found out a female colleague was getting a divorce and my first thought was who will play leftfield. Her husband was on my softball team. I felt pretty bad for thinking that.

LOL!!! She lost her husband, and you lost a left fielder. I'd say you're out more than she is--and no one even consulted you! How inconsiderate ;op
Random thought: What's more important-packing for my family vacation (leaving on Sat am), or finishing Jane Eyre so I don't have to pack a half-finished book?
I'd say finishing the book so you can start a new one that will be half-finished plus 10 others!

I would read. I pack the night before a trip, cause I am online or reading!
I should be making dinner right now but I think I am ordering out tonight.
I should be making dinner right now but I think I am ordering out tonight.


I feel ya! When figuring out the fall book challenge, I seriously exchanged a few books b/c every one I picked had between 300 and 1000 pages (umm, yeah, who puts The Stand on a list where the more books you read the more points you get?!)
BTW, thanks for the advice everyone. But, I don't think TNBBC is the best influence when it comes to housework, is it? And, Melissa, I may take you up on that offer tomorrow. Can I steal you? Or are you just begging to get out of the house?

LOL...to the lost left fielder comment. When one of my other colleagues got laid off one of the questions someone asked is "Who is going to change the water?" On his cake they put "Goodbye, Waterboy" I thought he took it pretty well.

Yeah...I guess that would be me. I suppose I'm a glutton for punishment with the 'biggies' on my list...The Stand, Les Mis, East of Eden, etc.

And, Julie, Christopher and I are free -- or, once Jimmy gets home from work, I am free to come over (that might be easier) and help you pack. I always enjoy getting out of the house!

Logan- No, I didn't forget War and Peace, but you and I aren't reading it until December, right? So, I don't have to worry about squeezing it into the challenge. Don't make me hurt you by moving it up!

LOL! That was actually directed at ME, not you! I removed the Stand after I realized that The Three Musketeers is over 600 pgs long, and I planned on reading both in October. Of course, now that I think about it, if The Stand becomes an October book here, I'm still gonna read it!!
Jackie-LOL! The Waterboy cake might have been funnier if he had left of his own volition, but glad he saw the humor in it!!

:-)

I'm trying to decide if I am going to participate in the fall reading because I am reading too much as it is and really want to get a bunch of my books at home read but have a very horrible problem of going to the library and checking out more books then humanly possible to read.
I also write massively long sentences.
Ken I feel and understand. I stay up reading at night because that is the only quite time and then fall asleep at work because I didn't get enough sleep. But it is worth it to read!
I am rambling tonight!
I also write massively long sentences.
Ken I feel and understand. I stay up reading at night because that is the only quite time and then fall asleep at work because I didn't get enough sleep. But it is worth it to read!
I am rambling tonight!

"I root for the Red Sox and who ever is playing the Yankees and Rays...unless they're playing each other...then I root for the Yankees"...lol..
at the end of the season I'm so going to have to wash my mouth out with soap...when the Red Sox traded Manny I became a yankees fan for a good 30 minutes before I came to my senses. that time I DID wash my mouth out with soap. literally.


haha - you can start it 5 minutes early and let it run 5 minutes late!
Not so random thought - Can this country possibly make the same mistake this election that it has made for the past two?
thread killer anyone?
Not so random thought - Can this country possibly make the same mistake this election that it has made for the past two?
thread killer anyone?

Random thought:: Am I becoming immune to caffeine and need to up my dose of it??

My random thought: Should I really be out in the living room finishing my fourth book for the challenge, rather than playing around on the computer?

I wish I had a choice over staying up and reading and going to bed. No matter how hard I try I cannot push myself to keep reading (or watching tv etc) when I'm tired. Every night I try and every night a wind up alseep with my book on my face. Speaking of that-does anyone else kind of dream that they're still reading? It's like my brain picks up where the book left off and just starts making stuff up-funny.

Random Thought: Kids have been outta the house and at school since 830 this morning and Ive managed to get ONLY ONE CHAPTER read in my book. What the hell is wrong with me?

One night I fell asleep while watching tv and then woke up and asked my husband what we were going to do now that Debbie Reynolds had stolen all our wallpaper. Halfway through the question I realized that I had been dreaming and couldn't stop laughing-my husband thought I was insane!

Charity, i love using the soup spoons for my cereal.. I can get more Honeycombs on them that way :) Teehee



I hate using big spoons too!
Today I had a can of A&W Rootbear and read the can it said low in sodium. Okay, maybe a bit out of it or dumb but sodium in Rootbear? I don't know. Ok severely random I know. I don't remember my mom ever using salt/sodium when she made homemade rootbeer.
Now I am craving a rootbeer float! Anyone?!
Today I had a can of A&W Rootbear and read the can it said low in sodium. Okay, maybe a bit out of it or dumb but sodium in Rootbear? I don't know. Ok severely random I know. I don't remember my mom ever using salt/sodium when she made homemade rootbeer.
Now I am craving a rootbeer float! Anyone?!

I love all of my teachers. Especially my gym teacher who I was praying that I would get all summer because he is possibly the hottest gym teacher to ever walk the face of the earth. My friend who had him last year is wicked jealous :P
I feel lucky...this should be a good year

Let us know what books you will be reading in your English class and we try to read along with you!
Ah...to be back in highschool again.
What fun!

Joanie-Debbie Reynolds
Logan-Frosted Mini Wheats
Emilee-Root Beer sodium.
I'm tearing up. Hey, guess what?! Peeps are low in sodium, too. When you make something with 100% sugar it's hard to add anything else in there.
Okay I love Peeps. I had to run to the kitchen. Yes Peeps have 15 mg or 1% of daily value. How? They are pure sugar!!!!!!!!!! So does this mean the sugar cane has sodium? Any Chemistry friends out there?
Sodium is haunting me tonight!!!
Thanks Julianne.
Sodium is haunting me tonight!!!
Thanks Julianne.
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*I wish that I was old enough to vote. AND I've been reading The Magus, which Logan suggested that I read, for like three weeks now. And its really good but I cant seen to get through it.