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“You make me want to stab you."
"I have that effect on many people."
"How is it you're still alive?"
"I'm hard to kill.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds

“She’s your Herald,�� Derek said. “That’s your color. Blue for humanity.��
My what?
He made a big show of moving a few feet to the side.
I looked at him.
“In case your head explodes,�� he said helpfully.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds

“Yes,�� Curran said. “We’d like you to officiate.��

“I’m sorry?��

“We’d like you to marry us,�� I said.

Roman’s eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. “Me?��

“Yes,�� Curran said.

“Marry you?��

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“You do know what I do, right?��

“Yes,�� I said. “You’re Chernobog’s priest.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds

“He plugged the phone into the outlet.
It rang.
Roman stared at it as if it were a viper.
The phone rang again.
He unplugged it. “There.��
“It can’t be that bad,�� I told him.
“Oh, it’s bad.�� Roman nodded. “My dad refused to help my second sister buy a house, because he doesn’t like her boyfriend. My mother called him and it went badly. She cursed him. Every time he urinates, the stream arches up and over.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds