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"Annabeth “helped� (full sarcastic air quotes) by warbling all the words half a beat behind me. This is how you know you’ve found true love: when your significant other is just as bad at singing as you are."

the percabeth fandom is gonna come back roaring once everyone reads this

:Before I could say, 'For a wise girl, that does not seem like a wise move,' she reached into the coop."

gah i nearly forgot how much i love uncle rick's writing

"He disappeared in a glittering cloud of dust. As usual with magical happenings, the mortals around us didn’t seem to notice anything. Or maybe they just figured he had found the perfect smoothie and ascended to himbo enlightenment."

already iconic

“I love tofu stir-fry!� Grover trotted around me and made a beeline for the kitchen, because Grover knows what’s good.

tbh the newer slang is throwing me off

Skimming the chapter titles right now, and, as always, Uncle Rick delivers.

Here are some of my favorites (not ordered by chapter number):
1. I Take a Himbo for Smoothies
2. Big Shocker: I Offend a Goddess
3. My Singing Makes Things Worse, and Everyone is Totally Shocked
4. I Meet the Man Bun of Doom
5. I Taste the Rainbow and It's Pretty Nasty
6. I Offer Relationship Advice. No, Seriously. Why are you laughing?